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Get off my lawn, or I'll turn the hose on you by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Apr 2024
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“How old are you?”
“What do you care?” is the hostile reply.
“Because I don’t remember agreeing to hire kids on the cleaning team.”
Peter Parker takes another bite of his sandwich and says, around a full mouth: “I’m just here for my community sentence.”
“Huh,” Tony says. “Why?”
“I spray painted ‘superheroes should go fuck themselves’ on the side of this building. Got caught.”
“Better luck next time, then. Were you in my lab yesterday?”
“I was in several labs,” says the kid dismissively.
“Did you mess with my calculations?”
“I corrected them, if that’s what you mean. Today is my last day, and the thought of leaving them up like that, half-assed, gave me angina. So, yeah, sue me.”
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After failing to save someone from a fire, Spider-Man hung up his suit. Now, three months later, a grumpy teen named Peter Parker stumbles into the Avengers’ lives.- Language:
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25 Jun 2026
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Percy Weasley and the Chamber of Secrets by AverageFish
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Apr 2023
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His NEWT years are Percy's chance to land himself a Ministry job for when he graduates Hogwarts. Dad's career is on the line over enchanting his Ford Anglia, meanwhile Percy's looking out for his younger siblings—whether they like it or not. Slytherin's beast is endangering the students, and Percy's best friend seems oddly insistent on going to the bathroom with him.
Percy spends his sixth year coming to grips with who he is, and realising that his mum wants him to be someone else.
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24 Jun 2026
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“So let me get this straight,” Arthur said, folding his fingers together as the man in front him awkwardly shifted. “You are under the impression if you win the favor of my servant that you will then win my favor?” he asked and the nobleman shifted again.
“Well, sire,” he said “That is the common consensus among… the chatter.”
“The chatter,” Arthur repeated and his mind flashed to all the kindness Merlin had received from other nobles. Dear God.
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Merlin has all of Camelot (and neighboring kingdoms) wrapped around his finger and Arthur is beginning to resign himself to the fact his servant somehow has more power than he does.
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05 Jun 2026
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Magical Britain is screwed, and it's once again up to Harry to save it. This time, by marrying Draco Malfoy.
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30 May 2026
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“Dude, what’s wrong?”
“Nothing,” Keith grunts. His arms are crossed so tightly that it looks painful.
“Are you sick?” Lance asks. “‘Cause no offense, but you look terrible.”
He watches as Keith’s nostrils flare, and his eyes fall shut for a few moments. He even takes a deep breath, like he’s praying for patience.
Or: Keith accidentally injests an alien aphrodasiac in the middle of a banquet. Apparently, there's only one cure.
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14 Mar 2026
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hands, wrists, spinnerettes by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Mar 2026
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“Slow and steady,” Deadpool confirms, and he grabs Peter’s wrists and positions his thumbs over them. Peter watches them descend, holding his breath. Gloved fingers meet skin and Peter gasps, his wrists flexing in Deadpool’s grip as his body arches of its own volition. “Shit, it’s that painful?”
“S’fine,” Peter slurs, his teeth gritted. “Just keep going.” And why does he say that? Why doesn’t he just tell Deadpool to stop, that he’ll do it himself even if it takes longer?
Or: Spider-Man and Deadpool are trapped. Peter has a plan to escape, but it depends on the natural webbing he can make from his spinnerettes, which only produce silk when stimulated. Deadpool points out that Peter could produce twice as much if he just let him do the stimulating.
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12 Mar 2026
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Every summer, Snape takes Harry to the ocean. It’s strange how much kindness can hurt when it reveals what you’ve been missing.
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14 Feb 2026
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Puppy ex Machina by riseofthefallenone
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Feb 2021
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A year after his divorce, Peter is trapped in a depressive cycle and still not quite over Mary Jane. When she shows up at his door, begging him to watch her dog for a week while she leaves town, he can’t really bring himself to say “no”. No one was expecting that little Pomeranian to turn his life around and help him realize that his friendship with Wade has been teetering on the edge of something more for a while.
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21 Dec 2025
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Draco thought he could avoid Potter for the duration of his brief return to England. He’d stick to his schedule and be back home in Paris, where he belonged, in a few short months. No trouble at all. He had plenty to occupy him, what with the opening of the London branch of his successful apothecary, his innovative research, drinks with Pansy, a backlog of unread potions periodicals.
Except Head Auror Potter is everywhere — in Draco's chair, at his door, in his dreams. All six feet of motorbike-riding, combat-boot-wearing, sex-hair-sporting Saviour of the World packed into one unfairly fetching uniform. Potter won’t leave Draco the bloody hell alone, won’t let him breathe, let him forget, let him sleep.
Because no matter how fast Draco Malfoy runs, Harry Potter is always hot on his heels.
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10 Dec 2025
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“You can do that all you want,” Chris said, his voice soft. “You’re not getting anything. You don’t need it. You’re going to come, just from this.” He paused. “And I wouldn’t do it to you if you didn’t love it so much.”
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29 Nov 2025
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But orgasm is a surrender of sorts, and Venom has never surrendered to anything. They don’t know how.
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29 Nov 2025
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"If I give it to you, you have to take it all before we're finished. I don't like half-assed blowjobs - if you’re going to suck my cock, you have to mean it."
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29 Nov 2025
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Good manners dictate that, when one’s best friend Apparates onto one’s doorstep holding the unconscious, haggard body of the schoolyard bully and begging for sanctuary, one ought to invite the two of them in for a cup of tea. Harry Potter sometimes wishes he weren’t so polite.
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17 Nov 2025
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Framework by greenflyer13
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Aug 2020
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After an encounter with some aliens, Wade’s consciousness is taking a ride in Spider-Man’s mind. Thank goodness they can talk, at least. Doctor Strange is probably the only one who can fix it, but he has other things to deal with, so… what is there to do when Deadpool can feel everything that’s happening to his unconscious body, and Peter likes it?
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16 Nov 2025
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The Third Option by orphan_account
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Jan 2020
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Homecoming AU.
Ben and May divorced before Peter’s parents died, so when Ben is murdered Peter goes into foster care. It takes just a tiny taste of superpowers for Peter to decide he doesn’t want to put up with his horrible foster father anymore—the streets are infinitely more appealing. All he wants is to be Spider-Man anyway.
So he leaves.
Simple.
Simple, that is, until Iron Man needs Spider-Man’s help. Peter isn’t about to turn down an opportunity to fight alongside Tony Freaking Stark, but he also isn’t going to let his hero know that his recruit is a fifteen-year-old homeless dropout. So they strike a deal. Peter will help Tony. In return, the mask stays on.
And that’s when things get complicated.
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16 Nov 2025
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The Case of the Unwelcome Owl by FayJay
Fandoms: Sherlock - Fandom, Harry Potter - Rowling
24 Sep 2010
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"So," said John, feeling out of his depth once again. "An owl." It was the same mild, politely curious tone of voice with which he had previously found himself uttering such things as: "So – three bags of frozen AB negative," and "So – a selection of human ears."
"Goodness, John, with deductive prowess like that you'll soon be putting me in the shade," Sherlock said tartly. "Can't sneak anything past you, can we?"
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01 Nov 2025
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Sinking your Sorrows and Raising your Joys by WiCeBa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jul 2021
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“Take a sip and trust your gut,” The man with the mustache said. “If you think you’re in need of a bit of luck.”
As a general rule, Harry didn’t trust strangers, or the things they tried to give him, but he really needed to find Aunt Petunia.
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01 Nov 2025
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Gently Rise, Softly Call by boorishbint
Fandoms: Mumintroll | Moomins Series - Tove Jansson, Moominvalley (Cartoon 2019)
20 Mar 2020
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Snufkin is not the marrying sort.
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24 Oct 2025
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The Ferryman by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Aug 2022
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As a ferryman, Wade’s Wilson role in the cosmos is to usher people from life into death. If asked how he feels about this profoundly important role that he’s played since the dawn of time, Wade would tell it to you straight: It is insanely, mind-numbingly boring.
Until it isn’t.
No one is supposed to be able to see Wade until the moments leading up to their death. So how is it that Spider-Man keeps noticing him and then not, you know, dying? It makes no sense! Curious and more than a little intrigued, Wade gives chase and discovers that Spider-Man not only sees him, he likes him, too.
What’s a lonely, adrift ferryman to do but fall chaotically, consumingly in love with him?
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19 Oct 2025
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Snow Storms and Vodka (A Christmas Story) by SordidDetailsFollowing
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, spideypool - Fandom
20 Jan 2018
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When New York City gets shut down by a massive snow storm a week before Christmas, Peter makes a very important discovery.
The vodka helps.
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Spidey's not-so-fast metabolism + lots of Christmas cookies = sexy times for Wade and Peter.
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09 Sep 2025