sockscience
Recent bookmarks
-
Get off my lawn, or I'll turn the hose on you by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Apr 2024
Tags
Summary
“How old are you?”
“What do you care?” is the hostile reply.
“Because I don’t remember agreeing to hire kids on the cleaning team.”
Peter Parker takes another bite of his sandwich and says, around a full mouth: “I’m just here for my community sentence.”
“Huh,” Tony says. “Why?”
“I spray painted ‘superheroes should go fuck themselves’ on the side of this building. Got caught.”
“Better luck next time, then. Were you in my lab yesterday?”
“I was in several labs,” says the kid dismissively.
“Did you mess with my calculations?”
“I corrected them, if that’s what you mean. Today is my last day, and the thought of leaving them up like that, half-assed, gave me angina. So, yeah, sue me.”
-
After failing to save someone from a fire, Spider-Man hung up his suit. Now, three months later, a grumpy teen named Peter Parker stumbles into the Avengers’ lives.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,106
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Comments:
- 580
- Kudos:
- 6,034
- Bookmarks:
- 1,369
- Hits:
- 77,220
Bookmarked by sockscience
25 Jun 2026
-
Percy Weasley and the Chamber of Secrets by AverageFish
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Apr 2023
Tags
Summary
His NEWT years are Percy's chance to land himself a Ministry job for when he graduates Hogwarts. Dad's career is on the line over enchanting his Ford Anglia, meanwhile Percy's looking out for his younger siblings—whether they like it or not. Slytherin's beast is endangering the students, and Percy's best friend seems oddly insistent on going to the bathroom with him.
Percy spends his sixth year coming to grips with who he is, and realising that his mum wants him to be someone else.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,953
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 86
- Kudos:
- 595
- Bookmarks:
- 121
- Hits:
- 5,083
Bookmarked by sockscience
24 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“So let me get this straight,” Arthur said, folding his fingers together as the man in front him awkwardly shifted. “You are under the impression if you win the favor of my servant that you will then win my favor?” he asked and the nobleman shifted again.
“Well, sire,” he said “That is the common consensus among… the chatter.”
“The chatter,” Arthur repeated and his mind flashed to all the kindness Merlin had received from other nobles. Dear God.
Or
Merlin has all of Camelot (and neighboring kingdoms) wrapped around his finger and Arthur is beginning to resign himself to the fact his servant somehow has more power than he does.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,881
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 575
- Kudos:
- 33,726
- Bookmarks:
- 5,757
- Hits:
- 198,722
Bookmarked by sockscience
05 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Magical Britain is screwed, and it's once again up to Harry to save it. This time, by marrying Draco Malfoy.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 130,309
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 1,032
- Kudos:
- 3,924
- Bookmarks:
- 1,313
- Hits:
- 124,018
Bookmarked by sockscience
30 May 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Dude, what’s wrong?”
“Nothing,” Keith grunts. His arms are crossed so tightly that it looks painful.
“Are you sick?” Lance asks. “‘Cause no offense, but you look terrible.”
He watches as Keith’s nostrils flare, and his eyes fall shut for a few moments. He even takes a deep breath, like he’s praying for patience.
Or: Keith accidentally injests an alien aphrodasiac in the middle of a banquet. Apparently, there's only one cure.
Bookmarked by sockscience
14 Mar 2026