The_Switchable_Waffle
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Hands oh so gentle by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
23 Jun 2026
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Hands.
There were hands on him.
Someone was pressing their hand against his chest, before pressing against his neck. Oh they were checking if he was alive, looking for a pulse he assumed. At least he hoped. Seemingly confirming that he was alive, he felt the hands readjust him, before wrapping underneath his arms to lift. He felt his body start to drag against the floor.
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Simon is used to violence. He was used to following orders without question. Believing in the cause.What he wasn't use to was a literal angel breaking down his walls one gentle touch at a time.
Series
- Part 4 of PHM Oneshots
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Volunteer? More like VoluTOLD! by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
10 Jun 2026
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Realizing that he never volunteered for a suicide mission was not on Grace’s bingo card. I mean, neither was finding and befriending an alien, but here we are...
Grace returns to rescue Rocky, and conveniently did not sleep the entire way there. Grace collapses in the hall, which leads to the revelation that he never actually wanted to die in space in the first place.
Series
- Part 3 of PHM Oneshots
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Rocky's Prayer: Grace by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
23 May 2026
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Rocky prayed for the first time in his life the day his crewmates got sick. He had never been one of the religious types. In fact, most Eridians weren’t. But this was something that he couldn’t fix. So, in desperation, he turned to something else.
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“His name is Ryland Grace.”Grace opened his eyes for the very first time. The wail of a newborn baby blessed the room as the child was passed to the awaiting arms of his mother. Warm arms held him close, and soothing whispers lulled him to sleep.
Unbeknownst to them. A prayer was answered.
This can be read as either romantic or platonic, up to you all.
Series
- Part 1 of PHM Oneshots
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Nothing like watching your lover (and getting fucked) by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 May 2026
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Ryland realizes that he loves Rocky. Rocky is unaware that Grace is this oblivious about their relationship.
Updated so Rocky talking is in italics! Nothing else was changed!
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- Part 2 of PHM Oneshots
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The Green Water And It's Side Effects by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
23 Apr 2026
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Deep underneath Gotham laid a pool of water. It glowed an unnatural shade of green. The glow seemed to pulse in tune with an unknown heartbeat. The waters splashed, almost invitingly. Perhaps if someone stumbled across it, they would make the first mistake of touching it. However once touched, the victim would be dragged deeper into their minds, awakening a rage unlike any other. It is difficult to master the control of this new emotion. Along with it, the physical properties of that person would begin to change. A change of tint in the eyes. A fresh white streak in the hair that is definitely not from stress. That water, it changes people. Do not become a victim to it.
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Peter wakes up in the Gotham universe in fancy green water. You know the drill.
Recent series
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PHM Oneshots by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
23 Jun 2026
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All of my Project Hail Mary Oneshots!! I love these little guys.
- Words:
- 13,027
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- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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BNHA Fics by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Jul 2024
- Words:
- 24,012
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 28
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Hurting and Comforting: Yours Truly by The_Switchable_Waffle
Fandom The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jul 2024
- Words:
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- 7
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I will hold on (Hope) by MasterAlgae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 May 2026
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„Humans have one heart. Question?“ Rocky stomped one of his back legs twice.
„Yes, Rocky, humans have one heart.“ I answered. We had gone over the basic anatomy of our respective species weeks ago.
„What mean when human one heart sound like two hearts. Question?“
I frowned and slowly put down the chain. „I- what do you mean?“ My right hand automatically moved to the wrist of my left, measuring my pulse. It was a little elevated, but otherwise nothing out of the ordinary.
„Grace sound like two hearts. There.“ He pointed towards my abdomen.
„No, no, Rocky, my heart is here.“ I pointed to the middle of my chest, slightly to the left.
„Yes, one. Two there.“ He kept pointing at my abdomen.- - -
In which Grace find himself alone in space and, even worse, pregnant.
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Alphabet Boy by catkid3
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Jun 2026
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It was just like teaching his kids on Earth. Except it was one kid and he scooted around like a crackhead in a hamster ball.
A collection of short one-shots of Rocky learning about human customs and words. -
Grace Had Mate by RisingAnarchy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 May 2026
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“Always think,” Rocky shifted his ball closer, bumping into Grace’s shoulder. Grace bumped it back, lips quirking up. “Think, think, think. Human brain never shut off. What Grace think about, question?”
Grace went quiet for a moment and looked away. “Uh, my… ‘mate.’ Back on Earth. I remember I had one.”
A series of happy little squeaks and chirps erupted from Rocky, his claws waving in frantic little jazz hands. He must have been excited to realize Grace had someone waiting for him back at home. Grace still didn't have the heart to tell him the truth, and likely never would. He shakes the thought away and focuses, eyes half-lidded and flickering back toward Rocky. The display pulled a genuine smile from Grace, though he wasn’t sure there was anything happy about the man back on Earth who grabbed him like a dog.
________________Alternatively, Grace has a flashback and subsequent revelations about himself and the person he was dating back on Earth. It affects him more than he thought it would.
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Why is it Cold? by Gamma1243
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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It's not cold like that time Ryland went camping in the Rockies. That had been fun. Finding a cold spot in your spaceship 13-light years away from home? Not fun.
Which is especially bad because apparently he's the only one who can feel it. -
The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Sol's PHM fics (NSFW)