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Philza struggled to keep standing straight, dizzy from blood loss, a white-knuckle grip on his sword.
“I have heard much of you, emperor Philza, and I have respect for you. Therefore, I’ll offer you a deal. You will surrender. You will kneel before me, right here, right now, and beg for mercy. Then I’ll take you to the Nether with me, and you’ll become my prisoner, slave, and personal servant. Or-”
The Blood God raised his netherite blade, pointing the tip straight at Philza’s heart.
“-I will allow you to die with a sword in your hand, and once you’re dead, I will slaughter your children.”
Philza fell to his knees without hesitation.
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Philza had been prepared for a lot of things when he was taken as a war prize: the loss of his basic freedom, the heartbreak of being separated from his sons, the indignity of being reduced into the piglin king’s “pet”.
What he hadn’t been expecting was for the man behind the blood-stained mask to be soft-spoken, or good-natured, or tired from the weight of his crown.
Or lonely.
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- Part 1 of Bloodboon
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Desperately hoping that Phil kidnaps techno and they both live happily ever after in the over world, or that they bridge the two kingdoms together or something, let them be together 😭
Basic premise:
Instead of killing Phil and his sons, techno takes Phil as a war prize during a battle. While keeping up the ruse of “slave, pet, concubine” they become friends
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Free Dad: Just Add Poison by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP
07 Jan 2023
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“Kid, I’m not gonna hurt you,” Phil assured, actively trying to keep his wings from fluffing up out of stress.
“That’s what a fuckin’ wrong’un would say.”
Sighing, he sat down on the likely filthy ground, cringing when he felt his lower feathers sweep against it. Anything to be non-threatening. The kids' distrust was palpable and the only thing he could do was ask questions and hope for an answer.
”How long have you been out here? Uh, and who were you with?” he started, trying to construct a timeline of events in his head. Those were important, right?
“I was separated from my two brothers a couple hours ago,” they explained, voice wavering slightly, “They’re fuckin’ strong and would kick the shit out of a bitch like you.”
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Phil, a man who never quite came back out of his shell after losing his wife, finds a very lost Tommy in an alley and offers to help find his family and give him a place to stay for the night. No good deed goes left unpunished and a severe lapse in communication leaves him bedridden for days with some new faces to help him out.
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Quite possibly one of my favorite fics ever
So much fluff, amazing writing, characters were spot on and the dialogue was 🤌🤌🤌
Amazing author
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TechnoBot Diaries by Starling12
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Dec 2023
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“I’m Tommy! Do you have guns?”
That last sentence wasn’t typical for introductions. Even Techno could tell with his limited social interactions. Still, Company policy required that he responded to clients.
“Yes,” was all he said.
Tommy’s eyes lit up. “How many?”
“Sixteen.”OR: Murderbot AU. No, you don't need to have read the series to understand. In which Techno is Murderbot, AKA a security construct who hacked his governor module and just wants to play Minecraft but will nonetheless protect his human clients (not family, never family).
Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy are said human clients, who come to see him as more than just a security robot.
If anything happens to them, Techno will kill everyone on this planet and then himself.- Language:
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I’ve been putting this fic off for a bit but I’m so glad I read it, I was entirely absorbed as soon as I started
Techno is an augmented human/cyborg sold as a security guard
He’s contracted out to sbi who learn he’s sentient
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“Bullshit. That’s the dumbest thing you could do.”
“And why would that be?”
Too many responses to count flashed through Tommy’s mind. This man was going to kill him, there was no denying that. No denying that Tommy had been stupid. That mantra had gotten him through the night, sure, but it wasn’t true, and now he was going to die.
In the forest, he didn't know what was coming to kill him. Now, though, he knew it would be this man, with his soft cloak and softer eyes, Tommy wasn’t so afraid.
Might as well encourage him to make it quick.
“Because I know where you live, you rebel fuck,” he spat. “I know exactly where we are.”
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Or, the SBI coven adopts a foul-mouthed child soldier with trust issues.Series
- Part 1 of Mercyverse
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Oh my god ❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏
I haven't found a fic to add to my ‘absolute bestest of bests’ collection in a while but this one is it
This is the one
The healing, the secrets, the one step forward two steps back, the progress, the regression, it was just so amazing I havnt felt this absorbed in a story in forever
Brief recap:
- Tommy is an avian with his hybrid features removed from his old orphanage
- he joined the army but two years later tried running away
- got stuck in a snare/bear trap and was found by Phil
- Phil’s basically went ‘I can’t let a child fight in the war’ and then just kept Tommy
- lots of highs and lows and progress and regression and then no main character death with a perfect happy and hopeful ending
- this is one of the most perfect fics ever like ??
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Tommy leaves The Dream Team the same way he left Sam’s workshop and the same way he left his mom. With love and promises to call, and the knowledge that they can’t come to help. They’re too important to the war effort. But he has the contacts of a hundred Human criminals memorized forwards and backward. He’ll be okay.
Probably.
In the end, it's frighteningly easy to sneak aboard The Angel of Death. It probably wouldn’t be if Tommy didn’t have the teachers and family he does, so he’ll give them a pass this time. Once he’s integrated, though, he’s going to give their security a massive overhaul because he is a little insulted at how effortlessly he got in.
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- Part 2 of To Be A Credit To Their Kind
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This fic was recommended to me and is what I consider a hidden treasure, would have never found it on my own no matter how hard I looked
Loved this fic through and through
The world building and creation of humanity’s history is just so cool
Brief recap:
- humanity claims themselves a rat, dog, or raven in order to hide in plain sight amongst the other space faring races
- Tommy’s mom is humanities chosen ambassador and to keep Tommy safe she sends him off to live with Sam
- later on Tommy joins the dream team as a pirate
- Tommy’s mom asks Tommy to be a ship rat on The Angle of Death
- he stays for two years before making his way back home to dream
- at the end Tommy comes to rescue The Angel of Death because they’re as much family as any other human
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
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Wasting Your Time by shutupanakin
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Feb 2022
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“Wh— what?” Tommy choked out, his voice hoarse from the lack of use all day.
The man rolled his eyes, as if he didn’t just ask a completely impolite question. “I said, do you have any booze?”
Tommy sat still. He reached into his jacket pocket, his hand finding only a plastic pen. Could he stab this man with a plastic pen?
Tommy pulled said piece of plastic out, visibly holding it up. “I have a pen.” Something about the bemused look on the man's face made Tommy click it, and again, repeatedly.
click click click click click click click click—
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or; Tommy planned on dying. He meets Wilbur instead.
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- Part 1 of Jubilee Failed
- Part 1 of shutupanakin (writing edition)
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Omg
I cried
So goddamn much, rude of u, how dare u make the tears happen, gah
10/10, very good, but painful
Summery
- Tommy is suicidal and takes the subway to hype himself up for jumping
- Wilbur unapologetically barges into his life to prevent him from killing himself
- they take the train together every Tuesday night
- Tommy buys a new pin each week from jacks store, Jack of all trades
- Wilbur guides Tommy into repairing his relationships with his friends and his brother
- once Tommy says he no longer wants to kill himself wilbur disappears
- later Tommy finds out that Wilbur has been dead for a year, suicide on the subway
- Tommy grieves and visits wilburs grave to find closure
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Some of the bullets hit the ground near Wil, sending dirt flying, making Wil’s heart jump right into his throat. “Fuck, fuck, fuck!” He yells, and he lunges for better cover nearby, only to fall short and collapse into the ground as something tears across the side of his head, sharp and burning hot.
He screams, he falls, and then he shrieks even higher when hands grab him and yank him to the side.
(Or, it's a zombie apocalypse. Traumatized skrunkles + very cold environment = hugs. For warmth. And also spontaneous adoption.)
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11/10
Good stuff
Scruckle Wilbur and badass emduo gives me life
Brief recap
- zombie apocalypse
- Wilbur is traveling alone after losing his group
- stumbles onto emduo getting robbed
- smashes a car window as a distraction to give emduo a chance
- bullet graze wound to the head
- techno grabs him and hides
- hypothermic cuddles
- Wilbur gets adopted
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the little children raise their open filthy palms by thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
02 Jan 2021
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Phil doesn’t go into the cities anymore. Once had been enough, and he doesn’t have a death wish.
He chooses only to watch them in the distance, or pass by them from time to time as he walks. The buildings loom in the distance, their once-shining rooftops now overgrown and dull with no one to take care of them. If you get close enough, you smell the stench of rot and death. It’s a smell you can never get out of your nose, discovered one night after the initial wave where Phil tried desperately to scrub out his nose, sticking cloth and then even fingers as far up as he could to try and wash the smell out of his sinuses. It didn’t work, and the smell has stayed with him since. He tries to look past it, look past the cities, and continue walking forward. That’s what he attributes his survival to, really. The ability to look past everything, stare the dead in the eyes, and still walk on after he’s shot them in the head. They were people once, but thinking about it too much makes his hands start to shake so Phil looks past it and walks on.
(SBI zombie apocalypse AU. sort of phil-centric, but not entirely!)
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- Part 1 of battery city
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It’s good
It’s just so good
The ✨🤌best✨👏
So much good in this one, I’m keeping this one, forever, mine now
Brief recap
- zombie apocalypse begins
- Phil meets up with and basically adopt Tommy and tubbo
- they run into techno who robs them so they rob him back and decide mhm Yep ✨family✨
- all four settle into the town they found techno in which houses a giant spore pod thing
- Wilbur wanders right into the middle of the hoard and wakes it up
- techno saves him but they come out scrapped
- Wilbur decides to say and everyone decides ✨family✨ Once again
- Wilbur has history in his last compound with dream and schlatt and bad
- dreams show up with George and sapnap offering to blow up the spore pod
- tubbo gets half blown up in the process but everyone lives
- people continue to flock to the town and a community is developed
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“I’m eighteen. Legal adult.” Tommy argues. He tries to peek over Techno’s shoulder, and Techno adjusts his hold so that it’s easy to lift his chin over to look at Phil. “I could pay taxes.”
“Taxes don’t exist anymore.” Techno points out.
“Thank god for that.” Wil mutters.
(Or, SBI finds a Tommy. The only reasonable option is immediate adoption.)
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One of my fav fics ever
Just wish it were longer but mmmmm it’s got the right vibes
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- Tommy is 18
- zombie apocalypse
- winter
- he’s freezing and probably wouldn’t last the winter
- runs into sbi
- democracy dictates that he’s a child
- sbi kill to protect Tommy and take him home
- kidnapping? Adoption? What’s really the difference?
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Hunger Makes You Stupid by Quid_Opus_Est_Sciencia for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Nov 2022
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Tommy wailed in agony, the harsh impact and unforgiving cold against his back was a horrible pain he had not yet experienced. Even falling had not hurt this bad.
He cried and chattered for his sire to come for him, but there was only emptiness when he reached out.
“ Oh .”
The word was like a gentle breeze flowing through forest leaves— a sort of symphony in and of itself, reverent and gentle.
The fingers around his neck relaxed until Tommy could hardly feel them anymore. He still keened and whined his displeasure, his sensitive nerves pulsing shockwaves of pain throughout his entire body.
“Oh, hello,” The prey turned predator greeted gently. “I am sorry, little one. I did not mean to hurt you.”
Tommy cracked open a stinging eye to see blazing red ones and glittering fangs before him. It was a predator like him, but older. Much older.
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Or: Tommy is VERY hungry and attacks the first thing he sees. This happens to be a very old vampire.
Or Or: Philza finds the vampire equivalent of a newborn stumbling around a dark alley.
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Short but very good
Huge fan of this one and the way the perspective is written
Tommy is a partially turned and abandoned vampire fledgling
- attacks the first thing he sees move because he’s starving
- he happens to attack phil
- Phil realizes he’s abandoned and basically adopts him on the spotAka mangy kitten in the alleyway adoption moment
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His feet are moving between one blink and the next, before he can even think about it his hiding spot is gone and he is running, limping, past a couple aliens to collapse on his knees in front of the screen. He cranes his neck back and opens his mouth to speak but instead a sob comes out.
“Oh god, you wouldn’t believe-” He gasps, “I’ve been abducted from earth, taken hostage please, you have to save me.”
And the human woman, his reflection, looks upon him with contempt.
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Wilbur/phil - humans
Techno - alien (d’oni)
Wilbur kidnapped and experimented on
- kept in tiny cage
- clipped ear lobe and amputated pinky fingers
- rescued by the D’oni and being taken to refuge
- Phil hired to rehabilitate(?) Wilbur
- techno is his favorite alien
- ✨miscommunication✨
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One More Step Out of the Pit by AdrianaintheSnow
Fandoms: Dream SMP-Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
10 Oct 2021
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It had been Tommy and Tubbo for practically forever. They clawed their way out of hell together. They discovered their superpowers together. They started working for the Superhero Guild together before even coming of age. Tommy probably owed Tubbo his life ten times over. So, when the three supervillains he'd been assigned to bring in managed to take Tubbo hostage, well, there was really only one thing to do.
He knew, of course, he was signing himself up for torture and death by offering that trade, but that was okay.
It'd have to be okay.
Series
- Part 1 of Stepping Stones
- Part 1 of Adriana Snow's DSMP Writing Starting Pack
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Brief recap
- sbi kidnaps tubbo
- Tommy trades himself over instead
- sbi find out Tommy is a child and proceed to treat him like a child instead of a prisoner
- also stab wound
- Ghostbur makes Tommy blue
- all the fluff, just so much of it
- Tommy learns what caffeinated tea is
- tubbo overthrows the entire city with plants because he can
- sbi adopt tubbo after adopting Tommy and now they have two powerful son boys
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This is the Worst Possible Outcome by hellonearthtoday
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
21 Oct 2025
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Aliens.
Aliens!
The adrenaline was slowly seeping away at this point, ragged breaths escaping him as he stared down at the defeated alien.
This was literally the worst possible outcome that could’ve come from his and his foster mothers’ argument. Like, he expected maybe a scolding when he got back, or at worst the police called on him for running away, but no. Honest to god aliens.Or,
Humans are a young race, and Tommy, a particularly volatile human, is plucked from his home and forced to survive in a foreign land. It certainly doesn't help with the fact that the whole of galactic society is under the impression humans lack the ability for complex thought.
OR, OR, tommy is a sewer rat and the rest of space is new york city and everyone is irrationally terrified of the rat.- Language:
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Actually good writing, like, keep an eye on this account it’s a keeper
Slow pacing but the world building is great so it’s all good
Tommy abducted on walk
- escapes to tundra planet
- finds and breaks into trading center
- steals scarf and horns to disguise himself
- ends up in las Nevada’s
- befriends slime
- sbi is looking for him
- quackity and slime introduce Tommy to sbi
- uses broken Spanish to talk to slime
- slime realizes he knows English
- sbi starts planning to sneak Tommy off planet
- space cowboy disguise for TommyActually realistic writing, some of the realist writing I’ve ever seen on this site
Lot of POV directions but it’s coming together
Shady eret, idk why but I’ve come to the conclusion that they’re shady
Why did they change the name from overworld to earth? 👀 I’m sittin on that one
Fucking sick character design art, they’re not only a great author but also an artist?? That’s just boarderline not fair. This is an account worth keeping tabs on 👏
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A wrist was pressed against his mouth. “Drink,” Technoblade said into his ear, and any lingering hope that he might just kill him here or better yet just let him die from his injuries instead of dragging him back to their sire withered away. Tommy kept his mouth shut. “Drink, now, or you’re going to die.”
Scorned fledglings either had a sympathetic adult vampire take them on as a substitute sire or died. The first was not an option for Tommy. Everyone knew the moment he managed to wiggle out of the cruel grip of his own sire that helping him was a death sentence. In fact, coming face to face with any vampire meant getting dragged back to those who'd laid claim to his blood. Few wanted to go against the Sleepy Coven; all wanted to gain favor with them. His fate was to die on the street at best. At worst... well, that's why he’d ran.
Yet, he ended up blessed by circumstance (for once) with a third option curtesy of his best friend Tubbo whose hands were stained with magic and who was willing to do what was necessary to keep him alive, bloodsucker or not.
(I adore all of the Dark SBI vampire fics, but I'm also a wimp, so I want it to all be a horrible misunderstanding and for them to all hug at the end.)
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- Part 1 of Vampire Daddy Issues: The Series
- Part 2 of Adriana Snow's DSMP Writing Starting Pack
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Literally the best vamp AU ever
So fucking good
It gets sorta darkish but it’s fine it’s just a misunderstanding
Tubbo is bad ass witch
Tubbo feeds Tommy vampires
The scorned
Best tommy x phil clashing ever
Tommy ran away for 1.5 years
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It's Lonely Out In Space (Rocket Man) by Endlessly_Searching
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Sep 2022
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Tommy has been held captive by aliens for god knows how long, when one day they drop an alien in his cell with the expectation he'll kill it. But little do they know that humans aren't actually bloodthirsty beasts. Instead, a terrified Wilbur realizes he's been dropped in a cell with a teenager far from home and in over his head. Tommy makes it his mission to get him and Wilbur out, and Wilbur makes it his mission to convince his family that humans aren't anything to be feared, and somehow along the way Tommy finds family in a birdman, a giant pig dude, and a shark looking man.
Or,
Humans are space orcs, considered the most dangerous creatures in the galaxy; no one has seen one and lived to tell the tale. Dream gets his hands on one to use as a weapon, but it fails horribly and Tommy is snatched by sbi. But not before scaring the shit out of every alien he meets and biting off a finger... or two.... But hey, at least he got two terrifying alien brothers and a dad out of it!
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- Part 1 of Sbi Alternative Universe
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Tommy kidnapped from space
This is one of the best goddamn things I ever read I need the second chapter
Probably discontinued 3
Isolation
Did not kill Wilbur
Fishbur
DEAD DREAM
Wilbur/Tommy fluff/brothers/sorta
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Hesitantly, he presses a trembling hand to the glass.
The entire universe is spread out underneath his finger tips, hundreds upon hundreds of stars swirling in constellations he doesn't know, a melting pot of dazzling colors, vivid pinks and deep blues, swatches of yellow and green.
If he squints, he can make out planets. Tiny little dots, hardly bigger than the nail on his pinky finger. That little grey one must be Lestea, the trade moon they just left, but the others? he has no idea.
One of them must be earth. How ironic is that he's the first human to ever leave the Milky Way Galaxy, and all he wants to do is go back home?
(In other words; After rescuing Tommy, sbi and co. embark on a roadtrip through the Esempi Galaxy to return him to his home planet, Earth. They make a few pit stops, piss off some shopkeepers, make some strange friends, and learn how to be family along the way)
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- Part 2 of Goodnight, Travel Well
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One of my, if not my favorite alien Au fic
The best world building I’ve ever read
Brief summery:
Tommy is rescued from pet shop by techno and Phil
- they run through the city until they meet up with Wilbur
- they all drive back to the ship on wils hoverboard
- Tommy has a translator transplant in his head
- travel to Bezzar, Tommy wearing merling makeup
- Tommy steals a cow from Fundys “earth stall” and gets chased
- meets tubbo on bezzar and become instant besties
- Tommy sneaks tubbo onto the ship when they leave the planet to look for ranboo
- tubbo shows Tommy earth on the holographic system in the bridge
- Tommy hides away with his depression/homesickness until he finds technos secret training room
- after training Tommy finds all of the crew in the bridge with blankets and music to comfort him
- crew makes a pit stop in netheria for water and a mechanic
- the marketplace gets attacked by piglin brutes
- Tommy gets knocked out and kidnapped and taken to fight in the pitSummery up to ch. 6
Ranboo in the pit
Sam knows dream
Very little back story
Travel the aether
Summery continued on ch. 16
- Tommy tries to make his last day with the crew worth it at the festival on aether
- the crew dresses up for the festival with is full of food and music and dancing
- Tommy is given a glass rose vial by a stall
- Techno plays the space violin, Wilbur plays the space guitar
- wilbur teaches Tommy how to play the space guitar
- Phil visits a statue if the queen of enderion
- recollection chapter that goes over jack stumbling into nikis bakery on bezzar, Sam and ponk dishing out some history about the pandora ship, briseis the piglin brute Tommy fought and made a deal with reformed the gladiator games into something less deadly and more consensual, purpled watches the mental break down aftermath of quackity in las Nevadas after Tommy got away, dream orders a hit on Sam, ponk and puffy(?), and Clem and Clara talk about dreams of aliens and lost Tommy posters
- Tommy has to convince the council members to send him back to earth
- learning all of the greetings and customs for each member
- Sam and puffy and ponk are still doing 🙌👎🤛🤌🖖 *something* in the background
- quackity soon to be the new representative of nevodis
- Tommy’s having nightmares/memories and finds comfort in techno
- I have no idea who “the colorful one” is, should I know this??
- Tommy dosnt want to leave the crew? But also wants to get to earth? 🤞 he stays in space
- the crew makes it the the banquet on the big ship
- briseus the piglin is one of the representatives, so is quackity
- Tommy sees the pet store owner in the banquet and attacks
- after being taken to the council for his court hearing, Tommy is given two choices, have his translator removed and to be sent back to earth, or stay and be studied
- dream walks in at the end of the meeting
- dream threatens Tommy’s family to blackmail him into agreeing to come with him
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“It suddenly struck me that the tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn’t feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.”
–Niel Armstrong
_____________________________If the history of planet Earth were to be etched onto the face of a clock, the entirety of human history- as they exist today from the beginning of time -all of it, would amount to less than a single second.
And that’s only considering the history of Earth. The Universe at large is millions upon billions upon quintillions of years older than that. Enough time for stars to die, for solar systems to decompose, rot away into nothing but solar dust and crumbling asteroids.
Tommy had never been a fan of outer space.
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Wilbur/Phil/niki - avian
Techno - piglin
Tommy/tubbo - humanTommy kidnapped from earth
- dreamon experimentation
- attempted removal of eye
- Tommy crashes ship onto MOC
- hides in Phil’s me wilburs ship in the janitor/work closet hatch to the vents
- gets caught
- techno gets called in to help Tommy
- sets shoulder and hip and keeps him in his shop while he heals
- Tommy buys a husky
- tubbo found in pet ring and rescued
- niki galactic council member runs off with sbi
- Wilbur gives up primary feathers for translator
- music theory/winter festival
- tubbo and Tommy get hypothermia
- Wilbur forms ties with Tommy
- techno and Phil decide to take tubbo and Tommy back to earth
- niki finds out about it and leaves to tell the federation about humans
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