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Covenant of Salt by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale's hand slides down past Crowley's hip to fist his cock in time with his thrusts, and he bites again, and again, down to Crowley's naked shoulder, up to his earlobe, not meaning to be sexy, just biting like he's eating, tasting the salt on Crowley's skin, like he might consume Crowley entirely if given enough time.
"Talk to me," he gasps, between thrusts, between bites, his voice shaking.
"No," Crowley grits out, just before he comes.
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30 May 2026
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Months after the angel and demon going their separate ways, Crowley spends his days wallowing in misery and alcohol at Nina's shop. Unfortunately for him, Nina eventually grows tired of watching him dramatically self-destruct in public and decides it's time for a serious conversation.
Her solution seems simple enough: Just talk to Aziraphale.Cue catastrophic communication skills, chaotic emotions and a concerning amount of alcohol miracled into coffee cups.
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- Part 1 of Again
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22 May 2026
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“I had,” he said, “come to an entirely erroneous conclusion, my dear Watson, how dangerous it always is to reason from insufficient data.”
-- Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Speckled Band
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06 May 2026
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During the first winter out of Hogwarts, there is too much politics, bad cooking and booby-traps in Remus’s life.
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- Part 2 of Lethifold Verse
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02 Jun 2025
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[podfic of] The Boy Who Only Lived Twice, by lettered by TheOneCalledEli for Pearpotts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2021
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Podfic of The Boy Who Only Lived Twice by lettered.
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Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.
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21 May 2025
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you've gotta be starving for it by astradyke (violetides)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
30 Dec 2024
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Strange isn’t helpful. Dan has lived with himself for thirty-three years, and has been in therapy for several of those. He should know the precise words for something like this. It’s a very clunky feeling, is all he can identify. Like heaves and heaves of asphalt filling up a pavement square. Like a body fresh from the burn of quicksand. He’s spilling into something, and he’s entirely too large to heave himself out of it.
It’s a sudden, useless feeling that should not inhabit his body after a satisfying orgasm. But, historically, Dan has felt a lot of unhelpful things after an orgasm.
(there is a matter unresolved, sleeping in the underbelly of daniel howell's mind. after the terrible influence tour, and a haircut done in australia, that something begins to unravel.
in other words: daniel howell, and the wild beast of gender.)
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05 Jan 2025
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Holidays and Other Seismic Activities by ZackStriker (PyroStormIsBae)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
05 Nov 2024
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When Phil was unconscious Dan wanted to wrap him in his arms, tell him, I’ll be your blood flow, your diagnosis, I’ll be your hedonism. You are the greatest consequence to ever happen to me. But Phil didn’t happen to people. He didn’t inflict himself. He wouldn’t know how to cause damage if it ground itself into his ribs. Not like the earthquake that was Dan Howell.
Or: Daniel Howell never really learned how to relax. (Set during their vacation to Turkey)
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26 Dec 2024
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read between the lines (i will if you will) by Ablissa
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
04 Dec 2017
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Phil ^_^ (5:31 PM)
Dan?danisNOTonfire xD i swear im really not. come check. (5:31 PM)
yeah?Phil ^_^ (5:32 PM)
I think I'm in love with you
I just
I can't wait to meet you
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Skype conversations between Dan and Phil, leading up to their first meeting. 2009!Phan. Prepare for fluff.Series
- Part 1 of read between the lines
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26 Dec 2024
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Put That Camcorder Away or So Help Me God by phandomestic
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
23 Nov 2016
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What if Dan and Phil weren't able to meet in person because a zombie apocalypse broke out a week before? Flash forward seven years, Dan has gone rogue with some rough edges and is separated from his group when he comes across his once-senpai, now-facetious Phil Lester in the ruins of Manchester. As Dan soon finds, Phil, bless his heart, is not very attentive to the life-or-death situation.
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26 Dec 2024
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It's So Meta Even This Acronym by Mazabrei
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
20 Sep 2021
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Dan Howell and Phil Lester lead anything but normal lives, but they were content with the direction they’d taken and happy with their current situation. But soon, they begin to realize that things aren’t right anymore; they’re not in the world they should be.
“That’s because you’re ruining our fucking lives, you sadist,” Dan said, scowling at the ceiling. He seemed to be ignoring the fact that his insolence would have consequences.
“What stupid trope are you putting us in next?” Phil asked wearily.
“It doesn’t even matter, does it?” Dan said, “They’re going to keep writing it as long as they want. They’ll find a trope.”
“But only if people read it,” Phil said.
“Then don’t read this stupid, overblown story!” Dan yelled at the ceiling, “You’re enabling this horrible author. You’re making us suffer.” While Dan was speaking, Phil had a realization.
“All of this…” Phil said in horror, “All of this dialogue we’re giving. We’re helping them shill this story.”
Title from xkcd's "Hofstadter".
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25 Dec 2024
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“Did you know my first word was ‘light’?” Phil asks. His pale skin reflects the blue so strongly he may as well be glowing too.
Dan smiles. “Explains a lot.”
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24 Dec 2024
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[Podfic] Winter's Children | written by neery by Tipsy_Kitty
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
17 Feb 2016
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When their attempts to re-create the super soldier serum failed, Hydra started trying to breed Captain America clones from his genetic samples. Unfortunately, the serum's effects aren't passed down genetically, so instead of an army of tiny Captain Americas, they get a bunch of tow-headed, asthmatic, allergic, immuno-compromised little Steves.
And then the Winter Soldier stumbles across Hydra's failed experiment...
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- Part 2 of captain america podfics
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25 Sep 2024
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[podfic] The One in Which a Time Loop is Fucking Exhausting. by withcoffeespoons
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Jan 2023
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It’s the first time in a while that he doesn’t know what comes next. He’s dove into the water hundreds of times. Screamed as his flesh was torn apart, heard Master of Puppets in the distance and held back tears. Felt Max’s cold, small hand in his as she laid in the hospital bed. There are things that always happen, no matter how hard he tries: El doesn’t arrive in time. Eddie dies. Max is put in a coma.
Steve fails. They lose.
“Steve, how many loops have you been through?”
His head is nodding, and his eyes are watery, and Eddie has approached him like a spooked animal.
“I lost count.”
AKA: The one where Steve Harrington is stuck in a time loop, and Eddie Munson is really fucking hard to save, or: fuck Volume 2, these bitches are in love.
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25 Sep 2024
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"Come back to your body, Arun," Louis commands, tugs his hair again, this time hard enough to hurt. He can sense how Armand refocuses. A shudder as teeth scrape bone. Feels like his wrist might snap in his own jaw. Another heartbeat or so and he says, "Okay. Alright - you can stop now."
An exploration of Louis and Armand's psychosexual dynamic, and the history Armand has endured.
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- Part 3 of Interview with the Vampire One-Shots
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10 Aug 2024
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Lestat used to seem to drink life itself, to hold so much of it inside of him. He used to feel like putting your bare hand on a furnace and feeling the ferocious roar of fire inside. Heat and motion, his Lestat.
Or: Louis takes care of Lestat, then Lestat takes care of him.
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09 Aug 2024
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Daniel drinks another martini and a half, says, “You’re lucky I’m on blood thinners. I used to handle my liquor way better,” as he sets the unfinished drink on the table and offers Armand his arm again.
Armand sits next to him this time, their bodies turned in toward each other as he cradles Daniel’s arm and drinks. The blood gives him a headrush, and he blinks rapidly to attempt to clear his vision. This time he leaves the wound for longer, lets blood drip down toward Daniel’s wrist before he laps it up.
“Fuck,” Daniel murmurs as he watches. “That’s more like it.”
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- Part 2 of daylight savings won't fix this mess
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09 Aug 2024
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A turning point. Immediately post-s2.
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04 Aug 2024
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Some nights, Armand comes and visits Kate. They smoke on her balcony. Maybe he's even her friend. But there's something she wants to know about: who was Claudia?
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- Part 4 of Family Ties
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31 Jul 2024
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Lily wanted to ask what was so wrong with Cokeworth, her childhood home and entire universe at that point, but Severus suddenly stopped walking and said, ‘We can’t go any further.’
A late '60s mill town, an imaginative 9-year-old, and the great, mysterious unravelling.
Featuring: macramé, soft horror, burnt orange, Girl Guides, abandoned textile mills and a generous sprinkling of The Sound of Music.
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13 Jul 2024
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‘I only said that before he was born,’ Lily admitted. ‘Before I knew.’
‘Before we both knew.’ They looked at each other—her reddish eyes, the unspoken evidence of private turmoil, and his glasses patterned with baby fingerprints—and laughed at the colossal thing that had mushroomed up between them, like an invisible city or a woolly mammoth...
October of '81. A teething toddler, a rainy night, an overstretched marriage, and Harry's final bedtime story.
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28 Jun 2024