inanimateobjective
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i’m turning in your stomach (am i making you feel sick?) by inanimateobjective
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
05 Jul 2026
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"Is it possible?"
She doesn't hesitate. Eva did not chose her for her bedside manner. Dr. Johnson didn't deal with patients—she handled lab rats and raw data.
"It's possible. Easy, even, especially if performed immediately before the mission. As long as they're dosed with immunomodulators, the coma should take care of any metabolic swings, stress hormones…anything that could reject the therapy would be immobilised."
She doesn't share her thoughts on the morality of it, if she has any. Eva doesn't ask. She's already sending this hypothetical person to die. Maybe it would be easier for everyone involved if the human side of them died before they left Earth at all.
Vampire AU but if being turned into a vampire was a highly calculated scientific procedure to increase the odds of mission success
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Memory by inanimateobjective
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
15 Jun 2026
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Good morning, Dr. Grace! The time is currently 04:52 A.M., and we are approximately 11.9 light-years from Earth. Welcome aboard the Hail Mary! I am E.D.I.T. - Emergency Directive Interference & Transfer, your guide to the cosmos. Do you remember how you got here?
Ryland Grace wakes up onboard the Hail Mary, and he doesn’t need to try and figure out what he’s doing, or who he is. E.D.I.T. is right there with him, ready to make sure everything goes according to plan.
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The Structural and Mental Limits of a Human Specimen in Alien Environments: A Study by inanimateobjective
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
19 Apr 2026
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Of all the beautiful, explosive, exciting ways to die in space, and a leaky pipe filled with liquid ammonia is what almost takes me out.
Grace and Rocky must journey back to Erid. Except this time, they can’t take the Hail Mary, and Grace is not built for Blip-A
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you got lost in it, and yet, you found yourself (hard-pressed for air and sweatin’) by inanimateobjective
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 Apr 2026
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"Grace… mate? Don't understand. No other human on ship. Grace alone."
Other than personal space, he may have a few more human norms to teach Rocky. Namely, tact. He puts his head in his hands and tries to come up with a way to get this conversation over with. As soon as possible, and in as little detail as he can manage.
Inspired by that one tiktok, iykyk :D