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    Ilya Rozanov is, maybe, perhaps, a little unhealthily obsessed with his cycling instructor, a man who does not know he exists. Or, Ilya corrects himself, he may know he exists—he is Ilya Rozanov, after all—but, the point still stands.

    Shane Hollander is a former college hockey player turned Peloton instructor with some very dedicated fans.

    Happy (early) Shane Hollander's birthday to all who celebrate! This story starts May 10, 2021.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “You’re a control freak,” Hughes says. Mustang grunts at that. “What? You are. Do you even know how to let things go?"

    "No," the dark-eyed man quickly replies.

    “Listen, Roy,” Hughes continues, “What you need, my friend, is to relax. I have an idea. Just give me one chance to arrange something. If things don't work out, I’ll swear I'll never bring this up again.”

    Mustang agrees, if only to get Hughes to be drop the subject.

    The following Saturday finds Edward Elric at his door, and he's determined to show Mustang a whole new way to unwind.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Ed and Roy meet in Rome and have a fun and not-so-fun time living out their own rom-com.

    Then they're about as sappy and in love as you could ever imagine.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    schmoop galore

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    Straight up hot-single-dad/babysitter modern AU. Schmoopy kid fic – underpinned with angst, but with a ton of fluff, too. May get additions someday if the mood strikes!

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    22 Jun 2026

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    so sweet I'm gonna get a cavity

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    Roy is expecting to spend another Friday night in the company of his best friend (scotch) and his worst friend (Jean Havoc).

    That is not what Roy gets.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Criminal Minds x FMA crossover. Stories are meant to be read in chronological order or they will likely not be understood.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    ed has a magical predilection to getting kidnapped which is pretty standard

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    There’s a magician living in an abandoned warehouse down on the Tricorner Docks.

    Park Row has its fair share of strange tales and rumors floating through the cracks. The kids of the alley talk at length, telling ghost stories and cautionary tales. Passing advice on how to survive from one night to the next in the form of fun little parables that make the cold nights feel a little bit warmer, and maybe let them pretend that their lives are all a fun little game, just for a few moments.

    The magician, at first, feels like a fable. Something that a kid saw and read just a little bit wrong and didn’t wait around to find out what was really going on. The kid who spotted the magician – a 9 year old red-head with green eyes and a smattering of freckles across his pale face – tells the tale like a myth.

    A magician with golden hair and golden eyes, who clapped his hands together and rebuilt a car from scraps with a flash of light. Taking nothing in payment but a bottle of whiskey and a home-cooked meal.

    (Or: The one where Edward Elric ends up in Gotham, decides Jason Todd is his, and makes it Bruce Wayne's problem.)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Jason was minding his own business, building up towards his plan of teaching a certain rich asshole billionaire a lesson when another rich asshole billionaire starts distracting him. Jason doesn't understand what he's doing to attract all these bastards.

    Fills the BW366 day 317 prompt "rocket"

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    10 Jun 2026

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    The modern!AU Roy/Ed fluffball fic (of doom).

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    18 May 2026

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    “M’names Daisy Unwin, and my brother is Eggsy. He got hurt real bad. I’m at hospital, and there’s coppers here and I think they’re gonna take me away.” She scrunched up her eyes and remembered the last part. The part Eggsy made her say every night before she told him their nightly story. “Ossfords, not brogues.”

     

     

    When Harry Hart responds to a phone call from a young girl, he has no idea how it will change his life.

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    10 May 2026

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    super cute

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    Renowned pastry chef Hannibal Lecter is known for his elaborate creations--and his exacting nature. His staff has bestowed upon him the nickname 'Cheesecake Ripper' as a result, a morbid play on words for the infamously artistic serial killer still on the loose.

    Little do they know how accurate the nickname is.

    When FBI profiler Will Graham stumbles into Hannibal's pastry shop entirely by chance, two worlds of precision, brutality, and beauty begin to collide.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    The cop seemed like he wanted to say something else but stopped. He cleared his throat and rather fatherly ordered, "Well, don't sleep in your car again, son. You enjoy Georgetown now, alright?"

    "Yes, sir." Will answered.

    The cop left after an awkward beat and Will slammed the door closed, wrapping the blankets more tightly around himself. He looked down at the card.

    Domestic abuse hotline.

    He threw the offending card in the front into the pile of trash. He scowled at it. Did he really read that easy? He buried his head under the blankets. He refused to admit it. He didn't want help. He was fine on his own.

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    OR: The one where homeless Will is running away from his past life and Hannibal's there to pick up the pieces...
    But when Will's dark past comes to find him, will Hannibal be able to save him?

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    26 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    will whump💔

  14. Public Bookmark 29

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    Hannibal doesn't respond, simply stares at him for a moment and tilts his head, angling for eye-contact.

    "I see why you were a model." Will freezes, heat beating at his ears when he hears it. The comment sounds as if it's spoken in jest but he can't tell. He was never the best when it came to tone.

    "Because models smoke?"

    He doesn't answer, instead slowly pressing the cigarette in between his own plush lips, staring into the depths of Will's eyes all the while. Will doesn't know if he wants to fuck the guy or simply stare at his lips and see what happens. The idea of licking down his neck, putting a cigarette out on his tongue- Jesus, he has fucking problems. Hannibal, meanwhile, remains the perfect gentleman, stepping away and not blowing smoke in Will's direction.

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    24-year-old Ex-model Will needs a job. 26-year-old Editor-in-Chief (and partial owner) of a fashion company, Hannibal, needs another assistant

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    26 Apr 2026

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    such a fun au

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    Following the disastrous dinner party, Will Graham decides Hannibal doesn't get off that easily.

    He's getting his husband back, and he's going to make everyone suffer in the process.

    Beverly is just glad she made popcorn.

    Sequel to 'Stop Telling People I'm Dead!'

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    25 Apr 2026

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    match made in hell
    lord

  16. Public Bookmark 60

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    Wherein Will Graham (23), a young but haggard college student trying to ignore his status as an omega and move up in the world of forensic science, stops into a little cafe named Mourir Pour for an evening pick-me-up. Here, he meets the owner of said cafe, an alpha by the name of Hannibal Lecter (29).

    Until Will Graham walks through the door of his coffee shop, Hannibal hadn't known an ounce of interest in the silly forced dynamics of the world in which they live, but he's never been one to resist moving in whichever direction his instincts push him towards. Now, they unrelentingly push him toward Will Graham.

    What will happen as Hannibal spins the yarn to entwine their fates? They both harbor dark secrets and in a dangerous game of push and pull, neither is willing to be the first to let go of them. Will they hold on tighter, or will one release the ties that bind them?

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Prince Duncan Targaryen, eldest son of Prince Baelor Breakspear, ran away at nine years old and spent seven years on the road as a squire to a hedge knight, learning to fight, to lose with dignity, and to protect people who had no one else to protect them. He decided to come home at six-and-ten with a dead man's sword, three unruly horses, and no idea how to be an heir.

    (Duncan the Tall as a Targaryen AU)

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    16 Apr 2026

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    When Will was fifteen, he and a first year medical student Hannibal were survivors of plane crash in the Canadian wilderness, leaving them waiting for rescue and resorting to drastic means of survival for a year and a half.

    Twenty years later, the few survivors who made it to rescue are being targeted by someone being dubbed as the "Final Destination Killer." Now a reclusive adult, Will is asked to work on the case by the FBI, reopening old wounds and threatening to expose secrets he's been keeping for two decades.

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    15 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    intrigue galore

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    13 Apr 2026

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    When Dunk left King's Landing after tending to a slowly healing Baelor Targaryen, and falling in love and into bed with him, he didn't realise that he was taking something quite complicated with him, or what consequences that could have not only on his life, but the lives of all the citizens of the Seven Kingdoms.

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    Dunk gives birth to Baelor's son on the road. Everyone has an opinion about it.

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    10 Apr 2026

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