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everything hurts, except for you. by canonically_average
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2025
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After being killed by Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest in exchange for the lives of all at Hogwarts, Harry wakes in a world far different from the one he knew.
It is 1963, and a young Voldemort rules Wizarding Britain, now known as Albion, with an iron fist. Harry goes under the radar, a shell of his former self, working in a kind vampire’s shop in Knockturn Alley.
Unfortunately for Harry, souls once intertwined long to be reunited, and he can't hide from Voldemort forever.
(my first work; pls be kind and leave constructive feedback xx)
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RussianLover81 by h20cb
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 May 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is, maybe, perhaps, a little unhealthily obsessed with his cycling instructor, a man who does not know he exists. Or, Ilya corrects himself, he may know he exists—he is Ilya Rozanov, after all—but, the point still stands.
Shane Hollander is a former college hockey player turned Peloton instructor with some very dedicated fans.
Happy (early) Shane Hollander's birthday to all who celebrate! This story starts May 10, 2021.
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29 Jun 2026
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“You’re a control freak,” Hughes says. Mustang grunts at that. “What? You are. Do you even know how to let things go?"
"No," the dark-eyed man quickly replies.
“Listen, Roy,” Hughes continues, “What you need, my friend, is to relax. I have an idea. Just give me one chance to arrange something. If things don't work out, I’ll swear I'll never bring this up again.”
Mustang agrees, if only to get Hughes to be drop the subject.
The following Saturday finds Edward Elric at his door, and he's determined to show Mustang a whole new way to unwind.
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24 Jun 2026
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Escort Verse by queerstang (rosethomass)
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
04 Nov 2014
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24 Jun 2026
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Ed and Roy meet in Rome and have a fun and not-so-fun time living out their own rom-com.
Then they're about as sappy and in love as you could ever imagine.
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Straight up hot-single-dad/babysitter modern AU. Schmoopy kid fic – underpinned with angst, but with a ton of fluff, too. May get additions someday if the mood strikes!
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