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At the age of 16, the princess Morgana is promised to the then 11 Prince Merlin, which disgusts her brother Arthur.
Every summer for 9 years, Merlin comes to visit and spend time with Morgana and her brother. However, the unexpected happens when the bookish Merlin finds himself falling for the clotpole golden prince instead.
After a messy reveal of their secret affair, Merlin is kidnapped and vanishes. In spite of this, Arthur does not give up hope and swears to search for Merlin to the end.
this fic is loosely based on the 1994 animated movie “The Swan Princess”
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The unfortunate thing about transmigrating into another universe is that you’re not always guaranteed a smoking hot body and a cool love interest.
It’s like rolling a die, tossing a dart without looking, flipping a coin, and then falling into an open manhole. Sometimes you wake up as a beautiful princess in a fairytale castle. Sometimes you wake up in your own body in the sewers.
…Gods, it stinks down here.
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into something real (race me to the top) by backupbiter, GarnetMonstrosity (backupbiter)
Fandoms: Naruto, Haikyuu!!, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Mar 2023
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Death is but the next great adventure. A new world, a new name, a new...village! Just what is going on? Rated M for language and content later on. Crossover with Haikyuu!, Naruto, and My Hero Academia (Boku no Hero Academia). Set in the Narutoverse. Rated M for Bakugou and possible content later on.
Crossposted from fanfiction.net like 5 years late-
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Percy Jackson and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by backupbiter
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Naruto
01 Feb 2023
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The worst part about being a demigod, actually, is not the monsters. It’s not dealing with your godly family. It isn’t even Camp Half-Blood’s lava climbing wall. No. It’s the dreams.
tldr: percy dreams and wishes he hadn’t. is it too late to unsubscribe from this whole “demigod” thing?
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- Part 1 of pocket adventures
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bitches get stitches
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pocket adventures by backupbiter
Fandom Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
01 Feb 2023
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plot bunnies, threadfics, and/or one shots by backupbiter
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender, Original Work
08 Apr 2022
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this is a holding place for some of my ideas, i may or may not make these into actual stories at some point or take them apart to use on different things.
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R/AmITheAsshole? by BitchesBeWriting
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2025
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Lan Xichen requests to open his realtionship with Jaing Cheng to unexpected (or, let's be real, very expected) results. These are the reddit posts that detail this harrowing (for Lan Xichen at least) journey.
Bookmarked by backupbiter
27 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
larp larp larp sahur or whatever it is the kids say these days
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bloodstains and black holes by chaos_valentine
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Gray Man (2022)
28 May 2026
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After surviving an assassination attempt by an extremist group hellbent on ensuring the Petrova Task Force’s failure, Ryland Grace gets appointed a bodyguard.
A rather familiar one, at that.
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The Hateful Sandu Shengshou by Mademoiselle_A
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
24 Jul 2022
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Jiang Wanyin was a petty man. He had always been and that hadn't changed recently. Lan Wangji couldn't stand him.
But Lan Jingyi was sick.
And they needed Jiang Wanyin.
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Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2022
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“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”
Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”
“A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”
“And you die once it happens.”
Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”
“How far?” Mobei-jun growls.
“There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
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25 Dec 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
so im never going anywhere colder than chicago.
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The Stranger Inside My Son by Mademoiselle_A
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
27 May 2024
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Jiang Cheng goes back in time and decides there are a lot of people he won't give a damn about in this new life.
But Jiang Fengmian doesn't know that.
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Bookmarked by backupbiter
26 Jun 2026