WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (10)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (10)
- Vampires SMP (1)
- Original Work (1)
- Among Us (Video Game) (1)
Recent works
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Now More Than Ever by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
25 Jun 2026
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When Jack von Pyroscythe seems to come back from the dead, Abolish is sent to deal with it. Unfortunately, the Whitepine Estate has problems other than Pyroscythe Hemlocke. And unfortunately for Abolish, he has to deal with those problems.
Note: AvidMC is mentioned briefly in here, but he plays such a small role (being mentioned once) that I don't plan on removing him. That being said, felt that I need to say that I do not support him or Marmalade (If you don't know what I'm talking about, please go research instead of asking about it)
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Before You Kick the Bucket by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
31 Mar 2026
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Scar Goodtimes is a vigilante, until that falls apart. Will he put that life back together? Or let a sleeping dog lie?
Series
- Part 2 of give me a chance (to get this right)
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Announcements, Announcements, Announcements! by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
29 Mar 2026
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Mayor Void makes an announcement about vigilantes and the Hero Association
not recommended as a standalone, but can be read as such (other works provide context)Series
- Part 4 of give me a chance (to get this right)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 544
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 45
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B O N E S by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Mar 2026
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The ability to control bones is very helpful around Halloween
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- Part 9 of give me a chance (to get this right)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 413
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 72
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Grumbot isn't sentient, right?
(Grumbot's journey to sentience)
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- Part 6 of give me a chance (to get this right)
Recent series
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give me a chance (to get this right) by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
31 Mar 2026
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I saw that there’s not really any content based off of the “ Big & Bloop” bit from Wild Life, and I decided to change that. Definitely ooc, probably poorly written, but it’s here so… enjoy
Note: as always characters not creatorsEdit: I changed the name of the series, formerly known as Big & Bloop, Wanted Criminals
- Words:
- 6,148
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 4
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"I think I understand," he eventually settled on, "why you insisted I go. It did offer some… closure, in a way."
"I'm pleased to hear it."
Abolish lifted his eyes. Morcant still looked past him.
"You don't look pleased," Abolish noted, plainly.
Morcant laughed, a weak and wheezing sound, and finally, painfully, he met Abolish's eyes.***
A continuation of Catsafari's bloodlines AU
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After the death of Reiah and Alaric Veylocke, a vampiric Morcant takes in a young Abolish. Not out of kindness, or grief, or even common decency.
No. Morcant has a purpose. It's simple. Efficient. Brutal. But, luckily for Morcant, he's never truly cared much for the mewling mortals he shares this existential plane with - what difference will raising one more lamb to the slaughter make?
After all, it's not like he's going to become attached.
An almost-au "what if", set just within the limits of plausible canon.
Bookmarked by WhyYesIAmQuoringRealLife
23 Jun 2026
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yippee bloodlines! May have to write my own version of the end at some point (as if I don’t already have an idea rotating in my brain)
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“What’s wrong with me?” Grace manages, the words squeezed out through the tightness in his throat. “We just got attacked by the people who want both of us locked in a bunker, I nearly crushed everyone by accident, YOU made people BLEED FROM THEIR EYES, it’s finally hit me that I’m never going to get my old life back and now you're offering me a potato chip?”
Simon just looks at him, holding out the bag of chips in question. “Well do you fucking want one or not?”
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Blessings from the Water by AuraWhiteFox
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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Simon thought he'd died. He remembered releasing that stupid black box, he remembered the blood and pain, he remembered Ellie's teeth cracking down on SM-13.
Then he woke up, floating in that hateful submarine, in a pool of blood. Intact. Had that all been some terrible nightmare? Had he failed and was now doomed to die slowly in a portion of the ocean of blood?
Then the speaker that shouldn't be working cracked to life.
"Hello?"
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Grace was content with how his life was going. Sure, he was light years away from Earth and all the other humans. But he was alive, he had a best friend and a whole planet that cared for his happiness and well-being. He got to teach once more and had a beautiful view that was created just for him.
But he was lonely. He had Rocky and the other Eridians of course, but he could really do with a cat or something to cuddle and love. Not that anything like that was going to happen -
Wait, why was the ocean bubbling? Was that a voice? Light? What was happening?!
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Rocky had said his arms would heal after I went back for him, and yeah, one of them is fine now but the other…not so much. I noticed it had never really healed, but I just thought maybe it was worse off than the other one and was taking longer to recover. Paying more attention to it recently, though, it honestly looks way worse than it did when I first found him. I'm worried.
Series
- Part 14 of Deaf Ryland Grace AU
- Part 1 of Arm Infection