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Severus Snape didn't finish his magical education at Hogwarts. He spent almost the entire last three years in Koldovstoretz. He also didn't become a Potions Master at Hogwarts. He did teach Potions, but at a school where he earned a diploma certifying completion of basic magical education.
He also didn't become a Death Eater.
And all this thanks to Antonius Fudge, father of Cornelius Fudge, the future Minister of Magic.
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- Part 3 of Completed One Shots
- Part 1 of Koldovstoretz Severus Snape
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30 Jun 2026
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Severus is autistic and doesn't realise that James is bullying him by pretending to be his friend for his own amusement.
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- 466
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- 1/1
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14 Jun 2026
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Remus needs to see Severus about the Wolfsbane potion. Due to Severus's recent habit of skipping lunch, Remus decides to track him down.
But when he bursts into the dungeons, he uncovers a shocking secret about how the Potions Master actually spends his private lunch breaks.
'Oh my god
'Lupin!
'I can't believe this.'
'Lupin, leave!'- Language:
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- 400
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- 1/1
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- 3
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12 Jun 2026
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Severus and Poppy turn detectives to discover what Pomona is up to and why she wants to visit Northumberland... alone... in the dead of night. But after a week of using what little free time they had scanning Northumberland and what might attract the Herbologist, he and Poppy had come up with nothing.
‘I give up. She might be galloping off for a shag for all we know.’
‘And what impact does the weather have on that?’
‘I don't know, maybe she only gets in the mood during a full moon, or maybe she fancies a roll in the hay but draws the line at a muddy trench. Rain ruins the mood. Nobody wants a wet backside during a midnight romp.’
‘Poppy, I implore you to cease, for the sake of my sanity. No, I will wheedle a bit more information out of her. Trust me,’Bookmarked by UHIsNotPresent
12 Jun 2026
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The Humiliator Becomes Humiliated. by Ill_be_a_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jul 2022
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On the day James planned to bed Lily, he got the shock of his life. He received a taste of what it was like to be humiliated, to have his ego bruised, to be taken down a peg or two, maybe three.
"James, mate, don’t listen to him. He’s lying !"
"Cancel my date with Lily tonight, tell her I’m ill. Tell her anything, I don’t care,"
"We aren’t your -"
"Just do it!"- Language:
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- 2,600
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10 Jun 2026
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When words can wound, Snape decides to weaponise them.
A truth potion of his own creation, Subtilis Veritas, Veritaserum’s elegant, twisted cousin.
Three days of chaos follow.
The Marauders don’t know what hit them.
And he witnesses it all.‘You know, when you’re angry, you look so much like your brother, like a true Black.’
‘Keep talking, James. It’s incredible just how much shit one mouth can hold!’- Language:
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09 Jun 2026
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Severus Snape returns to Hogwarts for sixth year.
This turns out to be unsustainable.*COMPLETE*
The Harry Potter universe belongs to J.K. Rowling. Everything else is an accident.
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09 Jun 2026
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The Future Refuses to Explain Itself by Sleepingsloth194
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders Era - Fandom
30 May 2026
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James Potter was having a perfectly normal day.
Then he got dragged into a mysterious room.
Now he's being told he's about to watch the future.
According to James, this is already suspicious.
According to Sirius, this is definitely someone's idea of a prank.
According to Professor McGonagall, everyone should sit down and behave.
Nobody listens.
As the future begins to unfold, confusion quickly becomes the room's natural state.
Questions appear faster than answers.
Secrets start falling out of nowhere.
And somehow Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, and Regulus Black are involved in far more things than anyone expected.
Hidden truths. Buried lies. Questionable decisions.
And for some reason, the future seems determined to reveal everything in the most confusing way possible.
Honestly, at this point, everyone would like an explanation.
Unfortunately, the future refuses to provide one.
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09 Jun 2026
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Severus disappears after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and when his former classmates least expect it, surprising news about Potions Master Snape emerges.
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09 Jun 2026
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Mei recounts her first spanking at college.
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07 Jun 2026
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It's the end of Fifth year for the Marauders, and they were bored. OWLs were done and they wanted to have some fun tormenting their favorite target. Severus Snape was the greasy dungeon bat, he was a loner and future death eater! He deserved all the actions coming to him.
However, things don't go according to plan.
Especially since Severus Snape has been keeping a secret almost her entire life.
Funny how things seem to change when one little detail happens to change.
(More tags will be added as the story goes on)
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04 Jun 2026
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Menacing Beasts and the Dunderhead’s Guide to Not Getting Eaten by Bael_The_Bard
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2025
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Instead of becoming fascinated with the Dark Arts, Severus Snape becomes fascinated by Dark creatures.
This has unforeseen consequences.
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28 May 2026
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The year is 1912. Tom Marvolo Riddle is the leader of the Death Eaters, London's most feared street gang. A self-made man, Tom takes what he wants, no matter how many lives he has to destroy to get it.
When Tom's desires demand Severus Snape, his stoic secretary, Tom has no compunctions about getting rid of Snape's irritating bride-to-be. But in bringing Miss Evans to her fate, Tom may topple his own shadowy kingdom in the process.
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27 May 2026
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suburban wonderland by just tired (stillredhead_just_tired)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jan 2025
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During the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry does what Harry does best a reckless decision that implicates everyone around him, lucky for him Severus Snape is right there to fix it.
Not willingly, mind you.
“You got pregnant and didn’t tell me?” Regulus looked genuinely sad, the bastard.
Severus on the other hand had a flashback to ‘that night’ the one that he promised to never think about again. He had forgotten about it, but to his eighteen-year-old mind it was still fresh, he had forgotten about it after a decade or two. “I was ignoring that day, thank you.”
“How can you ignore it if you have a child now?” Lucius asked, sitting by his side and playing with Potter’s fingers. “How old is he anyway?”
Severus sighed, loudly. This was his life now? Pretending to be Potter’s carrier? “A couple of hours maybe. I didn’t check the time, and I think I fell asleep for a while there.”Series
- Part 1 of picture in my wallet
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24 May 2026
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This popped into my head as I was reading a completely unrelated story. Just an image that I had to go with. Written on my phone.
Harry arrives at Hogwarts as a underweight, abused and a little, not what Snape was expecting . Severus meets him before the sorting and is not a completely awful person. How might this change everything?
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- Part 1 of Pulling at His Robes
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19 May 2026
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A different Snake, a flustered Dark Lord and an exhausted baby Black... by Zenzen_Hana
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Sep 2021
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Severus Snape takes on a new name and disappears from the face of the Earth for a few months until one day, his new name is requested to the Dark Lord's audience... and so, the Lestranges and Crouch Jr are off to fetch this new Potioneer...
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Severus Snape changing his entire identity; Lucius Malfoy being best brother in everything but blood; Tom Riddle asking for strip tease; Lestrange Twins are just confuzzled...
And Regulus deserves a break.
NOT IN THAT ORDER!
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- Part 30 of On A Whim 2021 (comment if u want it more than one shot)
- Part 17 of Severus Snape-Centric
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19 May 2026
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Presents for Severus Snape by LetUsWriteItOut for Elyrian_XIII
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jul 2018
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Remind Severus Snape to never try to save Lily's and her family's lives again... this wasn't what he bargained for when he tried to do the right thing. ("sane" Tom/Sev ship later, be warned! And it's a crackfic - I think...)
+ I have to dedicate this to my dear friend BeyondHope, who pretty much gave me the prompt for this. Hope you like it, darling! XOXO
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19 May 2026
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Voldemort gets the Philosopher's Stone, with unexpected consequences for himself, the rest of the world, and Severus Snape.
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17 May 2026
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The 3rd prompt: Evermore by Elyrian_XIII (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Aug 2018
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C&C are at it again!
Featuring:
>The most purrfect ship of them all
>Dark Lord in a towel
>Disney songs
>some angst & fluff?I could add more but no spoilers xP
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09 May 2026
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Severus gets injured in the shrieking shack (his fifth year). While unconscious he witnesses some scenes from his future and realizes becoming a death eater wouldn’t bring him power and glory but pain and servitude. He spends the rest of his schooling trying to shape a different future for himself.
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- 164,893
- Chapters:
- 107/107
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06 May 2026