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Severus Snape didn't finish his magical education at Hogwarts. He spent almost the entire last three years in Koldovstoretz. He also didn't become a Potions Master at Hogwarts. He did teach Potions, but at a school where he earned a diploma certifying completion of basic magical education.
He also didn't become a Death Eater.
And all this thanks to Antonius Fudge, father of Cornelius Fudge, the future Minister of Magic.
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- Part 3 of Completed One Shots
- Part 1 of Koldovstoretz Severus Snape
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30 Jun 2026
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Severus is autistic and doesn't realise that James is bullying him by pretending to be his friend for his own amusement.
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14 Jun 2026
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Remus needs to see Severus about the Wolfsbane potion. Due to Severus's recent habit of skipping lunch, Remus decides to track him down.
But when he bursts into the dungeons, he uncovers a shocking secret about how the Potions Master actually spends his private lunch breaks.
'Oh my god
'Lupin!
'I can't believe this.'
'Lupin, leave!'- Language:
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12 Jun 2026
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Severus and Poppy turn detectives to discover what Pomona is up to and why she wants to visit Northumberland... alone... in the dead of night. But after a week of using what little free time they had scanning Northumberland and what might attract the Herbologist, he and Poppy had come up with nothing.
‘I give up. She might be galloping off for a shag for all we know.’
‘And what impact does the weather have on that?’
‘I don't know, maybe she only gets in the mood during a full moon, or maybe she fancies a roll in the hay but draws the line at a muddy trench. Rain ruins the mood. Nobody wants a wet backside during a midnight romp.’
‘Poppy, I implore you to cease, for the sake of my sanity. No, I will wheedle a bit more information out of her. Trust me,’Bookmarked by UHIsNotPresent
12 Jun 2026
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The Humiliator Becomes Humiliated. by Ill_be_a_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jul 2022
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On the day James planned to bed Lily, he got the shock of his life. He received a taste of what it was like to be humiliated, to have his ego bruised, to be taken down a peg or two, maybe three.
"James, mate, don’t listen to him. He’s lying !"
"Cancel my date with Lily tonight, tell her I’m ill. Tell her anything, I don’t care,"
"We aren’t your -"
"Just do it!"- Language:
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10 Jun 2026