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"May you rest eternally and peacefully in Jesus Christ."
Or, a love story that never got the chance to begin.
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Author is not religious.
Author is not American.
English is not the author's first language.- Language:
- English
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You work as a nurse. You went on 1 date with Driver and he went radio silent. You were enamored but thought he's done with you.
3 weeks later, you unexpectedly found Driver parked in an abandoned parking lot. He's injured.
A purely self-indulgent one-shot.
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“愿耶稣基督予你长久安息。”
"May you rest eternally and peacefully in Jesus Christ."
- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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THIS WORK IS AN AUTHORIZED TRANSLATION OF AN EXISTING WORK WRITTEN IN A NON-ENGLISH LANGUAGE. THIS IS A SIMPLIFIED CHINESE TO ENGLISH TRANSLATION. AUTHOR OF ORIGINAL WORK: @Astrologer111; ORIGINAL WORK LINK: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53159512; TRANSLATION BY @TellMeCastiel
The translator apologizes for grammar mistakes (including for Medieval English), misuse of words and expressions, odd usage of words, incorrect usage of human anatomical, medical, biological and other scientific vocabulary, and other unidentified lingual imperfections. Thank you for reading!
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Vampire spawn Astarion was often sent to the Beasts’ Den, a blood colosseum in Baldur's Gate, to get his dose of correctional beating. One day, the Szarr Estate hired a new healer. Astarion sought to get her on his side with his grand escape.
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- Contains p0rn but quite the opposite of a PWP.
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Zachariah orders Castiel to seduce Dean in order to strengthen his allegiance to heaven. Castiel thinks it will be something to endure. Dean just thinks Castiel wants him. Neither one is right.
为了让Dean对天堂更顺从，Zachariah命令Castiel去诱惑Dean。Castiel误以为这种“诱惑”会是令人不快、需要忍耐的，而Dean则单纯地认为天使想与自己发生关系。他们都错了。
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you know i just might let you lock me down tonight by thelilacfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 May 2026
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He’s never had so much fun. Or so many orgasms, buried deep inside her and seeing stars, mouth against her neck, fist wrapped around her firelight hair.
It’s been months before he notices how her thighs tighten around him when he empties inside her.
Bookmarked by TellMeCastiel
31 May 2026
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香辣红烧排骨……平时高高在上的项目主管被喜欢的人压在身下干到高潮一次又一次想为对方生孩子但又不好意思说出来……ry你这rascal……做好被榨干的准备吧，我觉得你并没彻底理解一个想给你生孩子的女人的性欲能有多强……
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synthesis by saltedriceball (tealvneu)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Blade Runner (Movies)
30 May 2026
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Maybe Grace notices his hesitation, because he reaches up to cup his cheek with his hand. His blue eyes — not the buzzing, neon cyan of the advertising signboards scattered around the city, shimmering holographic illusions selling dreams to the damned, but the colour of what K imagines to be the gentle blue of a summer sky: the kind that people whisper used to be the norm, before they choked the air with smog and ash — are kind. His palm is so warm without the usual thin barrier of his medical latex gloves — K can't help the way he leans into his touch, like a sunflower turning its face towards the sun, a stray dog seeking comfort from the first kind hand that feeds it.
It's okay, K,
Grace says soothingly.I'm here. Don't be afraid; take as much from me as you need.
How do you teach a man who has only ever been taken from, how to take?
The answer: slowly. Fortunately, Grace is a dedicated teacher.
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et je tombe à genoux by eveBestt
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 May 2026
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Eva Stratt wakes up with a migraine. Thanks to their new relationship, Ryland can offer a new form of migraine relief.
Part of the Pressure Point series.
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Bookmarked by TellMeCastiel
26 May 2026
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非常非常香的炖肉，ryry口eva，然后反被eva艹，eva一共gc三次狠狠咬着ryry逼他射
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They’d met before. They know this deep down in their gut. There’s a pull they’re striving to ignore but it’s too big, too intense, too much of everything to just… brush aside.
It smells like rain. Or the inside of a nightclub.
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- Part 1 of she won't stop writing strattland
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- English
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Bookmarked by TellMeCastiel
26 May 2026
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ED ryland & Stratt fucked him 6 times in one night
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when the bells toll by holdinontostars
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
24 May 2026
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Based on art by ArthHoneyBabs
"Ryland," she said. It was his turn to hum, pressing another kiss to her jaw.
It was his turn to make her say his name in a different manner.
Bookmarked by TellMeCastiel
26 May 2026
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It started with praise that took encouragement to be accepted. It morphed into confided worries between meetings, and ended as comfort taken through gentle touches; hands on hips, lips on throats, and the most intimate parts of someone pressed against the others as they soaked in each other's vulnerabilities.