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    Agatha and Sophie realise quickly that ‘going home’, and ‘living in Gavaldon for the rest of your miserable existence’, aren’t quite the same thing.
    With the barrier between Gavaldon and the Endless Woods permanently damaged, they’re offered a chance to return to the School, for what the Deans promise to be a ‘new and improved!’ and ‘much more serene!’ second year. Agatha doesn’t exactly believe them; but there are reasons why they might consider going back. A few...
    Well, anyway.
    Don’t be a stranger.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    It doesn't really make sense that the world's biggest pop star would be best friends with the music critic who routinely drags his Metacritic score down, but sometimes these things happen. In all honesty, it's pretty amusing... but lately, neither Tedros nor Agatha have been finding it the least bit funny.
    See, Tedros may have blown it. Somehow.
    (Agatha knows how.)
    So there's that. And a million other things besides.
    ...they're kind of doomed, actually.

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    03 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 92

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    “How you thrive, darling, when no one can call you out on your ineptitude…”
    Agatha snapped out her sleeves with a flick of her wrists, and grinned horribly.
    “On the contrary, darling, I have never been more competent in my life. Now, tell me what the hell you did with the rest of my breakfast.”
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    The Camelot servants are somewhat baffled by the manner of court they now serve in. Particularly the ones that directly attend to the Queen... and particularly those that don't quite know what they're getting themselves into.
    For her part, Agatha is having quite a good time, these days.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Agatha does not do 'standard' very well.
    Not that he’d wish her to. But… well, she’s certainly not Snow White. Agatha doesn't talk to rabbits or deer. They don’t like her very much, either; they think she’s tall and stomps and smells funny, according to Beatrix, who actually paid attention in Uma’s lessons. And she doesn’t sing to birds. She'd probably scare them off; her voice is terrible.
    But she excitedly plucks frogs and toads from ponds and points out all the grisly anatomical bits and holds them up, saying 'don't their eyes look like mine?' and when Tedros says not really, pointing out that she's a woman and that's a frog, she ignores him.

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    between her education at good, and the long line of princesses and queens that came before her, it stands to reason that agatha should now be able to use all the tools available to her to cement herself as the ideal queen of camelot.
    tedros thinks that anyone who had expected such a thing really doesn't know agatha very well.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    She realizes, much too late, that they’re too close, because the first thing she sees are blue eyes. Very blue, and framed by long lashes, longer than they have any right to be. What the fuck.

    Spider-Man squints at her as he tugs the mask off, blond curls falling in his eyes, a small smile tugging at his lips, and Agatha is stuck with a horrible, horrible thought that’ll last up until the morning, because why the fuck is she looking at his lips.

    “Like what you see?” He smugly asks, like they’re not both lying right next to a dumpster and his head isn’t bleeding out and he’s not halfway on Agatha’s lap, but maybe that’s exactly why he’s such a smug bastard in the first place. 

    Alternatively: Some dumbass named Tedros is Spider-Man, and Agatha should really care less.

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    02 Jul 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 53

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    A scrap of paper containing only a hasty scrawl, delivered to Castrum Kremnos:

    DAN HENG IS A DRAGON. DID YOU KNOW THIS. BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DID NOT.

    In which Phainon meddles in his friends' budding relationship, sends a few letters, and realises a few things.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    There are six versions of Dottore and not a single one of them knows how to say I care about you without wrapping it in an equation, a budget report, or a cup of tea they claim they made by accident

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    17 Jun 2026

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    In which Pantalone accepts a drink from a Fontainian diplomat who definitely tried to kill him, waits five days to seek medical attention because the quarterly reports weren't going to file themselves, and proceeds to say things on an operating table that the Segments will spend the next century thinking about.

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    17 Jun 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 37

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    Pantalone and Dottore's partnership had been going strong for centuries. They've shared drinks, victories, spoils, laughed over corpses and slaved over projects.

    So naturally, the next step was marriage. For the tax benefits. Pantalone loved a good deal.

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    16 Jun 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 75

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    Tales of Pantalone's encounters with Il Dottore. Fics can be read in any order.

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    13 Jun 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 84

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    five times pantalone regretted loving il dottore and one time he didn't

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    13 Jun 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 68

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    They shouldn’t be doing this, Dan Heng thinks with despair. For all the privacy the archives affords them, March is right next door.

    After Jing Yuan boards the Express, Dan Heng breaks his own rule.

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    22 May 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 85

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    “I told Himeko I would message her when I’m ready to leave,” says Dan Heng quietly. “I can stay for as long as you need me.”

    “Oh?” Jing Yuan’s slow blink is decidedly feline.

    “Within reason,” Dan Heng quickly amends, flushing.

    Jing Yuan goes into rut.

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    22 May 2026

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    A storm shrouds Jing Yuan’s shoulders. He smells like wind and lightning, like rain on a sunny day, like dark soil and the life that blooms from it. He smells like… like the Luofu, that very first time Dan Heng stepped into the sunlight, that very first time he beheld the world with his own eyes.

    Saliva fills his mouth. His stomach churns now as it did back then, trepidation warring with a longing so sudden and fierce that Dan Heng can’t think of anything else. This feeling—it can’t be anything else.

    But then Jing Yuan says, “It’s been a long time, old friend”—and the candlelight in Dan Heng’s chest hisses out.

    Jing Yuan and Dan Feng weren't soulmates.

    Jing Yuan and Dan Heng are.

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    22 May 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 51

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    Marriage: The end of a journey, but also the beginning of a new one. As is the way of trailblazing.

    In other words: Jing Yuan retired as General, became the Astral Express' newest passenger, and got married to the love of his life. Not exactly in that order. Or rather, all at once.

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    18 May 2026

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    Jing Yuan blinks, and the world around him tilts and morphs so quickly that he could almost mistake himself for having fainted if he wasn’t clearly still upright and standing. A look around the room they are currently in, and it only takes a moment for memory to kick in and recognise it as his master’s old estate.

    Except… it doesn’t exist. Not anymore.

    His beloved Dan Heng, who is still standing across from him, and who has always been considerably shorter than him, is now directly at his eye level. Judging by the horrified look he has on his face, he must have also come to the same conclusion.

    (Or : In which a gift from Stelle sends Jing Yuan and Dan Heng tumbling into the past.

    Turns out trying to act like a 700 year younger version of yourself is not nearly as easy as one thinks; and meeting your previous incarnation that hugely fucked up your current life isn’t so bad after all.)

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    17 May 2026

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    Dan Heng is turned into a cat.

    All things considered, it’s going okay.

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    14 May 2026

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    Jing Yuan lied; he has one last favour to ask.

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    13 May 2026

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    "Cease your tears, Dan Heng. For as long as I am in your care, I won't let this affliction get the best of me."

    "You can't promise that," Dan Heng said. He buried his face in Jing Yuan's shoulder, breathing in his scent, committing it to memory. "You don't know that."

    "But I do," Jing Yuan said. "Didn't you hear? They call me the Divine Foresight at Xianzhou. So, allow me to give this piece of foresight to you: when I do leave this mortal world, it will not happen on this train, when I am still under your care. That, I can promise you."
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    Freeing Dan Heng from the shadow of Dan Feng turns out to be far more complicated than just signing a pardon. Or: Jing Yuan takes a long-earned vacation amongst the stars, Dan Heng has an identity crisis, and Yanqing finally gets to wrangle criminals within his own paygrade.

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    13 May 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 74

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    Bailu has a mission. Getting free food is only incidental to this mission.

    Aka A JingHeng Aurum Alley Date Fic, as told by Bailu

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    11 May 2026

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