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    Agatha and Sophie realise quickly that ‘going home’, and ‘living in Gavaldon for the rest of your miserable existence’, aren’t quite the same thing.
    With the barrier between Gavaldon and the Endless Woods permanently damaged, they’re offered a chance to return to the School, for what the Deans promise to be a ‘new and improved!’ and ‘much more serene!’ second year. Agatha doesn’t exactly believe them; but there are reasons why they might consider going back. A few...
    Well, anyway.
    Don’t be a stranger.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    It doesn't really make sense that the world's biggest pop star would be best friends with the music critic who routinely drags his Metacritic score down, but sometimes these things happen. In all honesty, it's pretty amusing... but lately, neither Tedros nor Agatha have been finding it the least bit funny.
    See, Tedros may have blown it. Somehow.
    (Agatha knows how.)
    So there's that. And a million other things besides.
    ...they're kind of doomed, actually.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “How you thrive, darling, when no one can call you out on your ineptitude…”
    Agatha snapped out her sleeves with a flick of her wrists, and grinned horribly.
    “On the contrary, darling, I have never been more competent in my life. Now, tell me what the hell you did with the rest of my breakfast.”
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    The Camelot servants are somewhat baffled by the manner of court they now serve in. Particularly the ones that directly attend to the Queen... and particularly those that don't quite know what they're getting themselves into.
    For her part, Agatha is having quite a good time, these days.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Agatha does not do 'standard' very well.
    Not that he’d wish her to. But… well, she’s certainly not Snow White. Agatha doesn't talk to rabbits or deer. They don’t like her very much, either; they think she’s tall and stomps and smells funny, according to Beatrix, who actually paid attention in Uma’s lessons. And she doesn’t sing to birds. She'd probably scare them off; her voice is terrible.
    But she excitedly plucks frogs and toads from ponds and points out all the grisly anatomical bits and holds them up, saying 'don't their eyes look like mine?' and when Tedros says not really, pointing out that she's a woman and that's a frog, she ignores him.

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    between her education at good, and the long line of princesses and queens that came before her, it stands to reason that agatha should now be able to use all the tools available to her to cement herself as the ideal queen of camelot.
    tedros thinks that anyone who had expected such a thing really doesn't know agatha very well.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    She realizes, much too late, that they’re too close, because the first thing she sees are blue eyes. Very blue, and framed by long lashes, longer than they have any right to be. What the fuck.

    Spider-Man squints at her as he tugs the mask off, blond curls falling in his eyes, a small smile tugging at his lips, and Agatha is stuck with a horrible, horrible thought that’ll last up until the morning, because why the fuck is she looking at his lips.

    “Like what you see?” He smugly asks, like they’re not both lying right next to a dumpster and his head isn’t bleeding out and he’s not halfway on Agatha’s lap, but maybe that’s exactly why he’s such a smug bastard in the first place. 

    Alternatively: Some dumbass named Tedros is Spider-Man, and Agatha should really care less.

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    02 Jul 2026