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    The Metros make a request of Shane: can he wait ten, fifteen minutes before he gets in the shower after practice? Just so the rest of them can shower first? It's only fair that they get to go first, since they have wives and girlfriends waiting for them at home, and obviously they can't shower at the same time. They wouldn't want Shane checking them out, or anything.

    Shane gets the vicious crashout he deserves and gives the (individualized, highly personal) callouts the Metros deserve.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    “You’re mine,” Shane said again. Mine, mine, mine, the only thought in Shane’s head, a broken record he didn’t want to fix.
    Ilya nodded once in confirmation, his lips parted, his eyes lust blown, his mouth unable to form a coherent reply to whatever had possessed his boyfriend — is that what they were? Boyfriends? — his mind flooded with one word on repeat: Yours. Yours, yours, yours.

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    When Ilya suggests marrying Svetlana at the cottage, Shane fucks him into the couch.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    “My boyfriend thinks I’m an idiot,” Ilya says. "Well, not really but a bit, maybe.”

    “Your boyfriend?” Sandra, the queer studies professor sits down, hard.

    “Yes, he thinks it is not smart to say faggot in the locker room when you are locked in the closet and Russia has the keys.”

    Ilya had been talking about himself when he’d said it. Making a joke. Sailing a little close to the wind, sick of listening to the background hum of homophobic bullshit. But someone had been filming. The video went viral. The Raiders panicked under the terrible PR. Now he was here.

    Sent to Queer Studies 101 to appease twitter. Because he’d been cancelled. For being a homophobe. If was fucking ridiculous.

    He turns to the professor. “So, can you help me take on Putin and NHL at same time or I need more advanced class for this?”

    Plus Chapter 2 – Social media chapter. Once they've been outed, Ilya gets to demand an apology from twitter.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    "Hollander..." The name came out strangled, broken. "Fuck. Fuck, I forgot—"

    Shane understood in the same instant, the absence of latex a shocking heat inside him. 

    Christ. 

    or - the boys forget to use condoms for the first time

    Pt2 - Ilya Rozanov does, in fact, own a belt

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.

    Except, well. Then there are zombies.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Page Six News @pagesix

    BREAKING: Centaurs forward Shane Hollander, 34, arrested after altercation in Montreal while celebrating with teammates following Ottawa win. More: pagesix.bit.ly/83nb45bvh….

    [IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Shane Hollander is led towards a police car by a uniformed officer. Hollander has a bloody nose, and blood on the collar of his dress shirt.]

    Hellander @Hollzys

    maybe not the time but shane is 32! 

    lexi loves ! 💕@lexlance

    HOLY SHIT???? IS HE OKAY????

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    15 Jun 2026

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    "Mr. Hollander, with all due respect, there is a very clear difference here. No one is stopping you and Mr. Rozanov from doing whatever you want in your free time, but this is a workplace. Many players and fans feel uncomfortable watching that kind of behaviour-"

    "Then they can close their eyes," Shane interrupted in a very uncharacteristic manner.

     

    OR: Shane has been the NHL golden boy for 11 seasons, but some people are simply begging for a verbal slapdown. The internet reacts.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Ilya reallllllyyy wants Shane to be mean to him. Shane is weirdly good at it.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    One Russian summer, just the one, and Ilya comes back to find that Shane has discovered kink.

    What the fuck.

     

    (Part 1 is required reading for this work.)

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Against all odds and despite Boston taking home the cup, Shane wins MVP in Vegas.

    In Penthouse 1, this is what he asks for.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Based on a tumblr post from @notahungrywish, ending with:

    Just Shane casually assuming he'll always have to share and never be enough for Ilya and Ilya horrified to realize just how resigned Shane is to assuming Ilya will never be satisfied with him the way Shane is with Ilya.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    "My point is that Rozanov, like, talks Shane down before he even realizes he’s panicking. He makes him snacks with fucking buckwheat in them and he even gets Shane to take a day off once in a blue moon. He’s an asshole,” Hayden says. “He’s obnoxious and rude and frankly, unpleasant. I’m not saying he’s a good guy. But he is a good husband.”

    Or: 5 times Hayden defends Ilya behind his back, +1 time he defends Ilya in front of him

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Ilya still loves a terrible decision. Nearly ten years of exposure to Shane just mean that now, the terrible decision comes with a plan. This time it comes with bullet pointed lists, research. Fresh ideas scribbled late at night and stuck, one over the other, onto the fridge door.

    This crucial, terrible decision comes with deliberation and forethought and a twelve-step fucking plan.

    A plan that starts with ‘attend every game he can between the women’s league’s rivals-turned-wives Clara and Katya’ and ends with ‘kiss Shane on the mouth at center ice.’

    Because Icarus has nothing on Ilya fucking Rozanov. The internet is not ready. Yuna is going to have his head for this. Step one begins on Friday. He cannot fucking wait.

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    Half Ilya Rozanov POV and half social media fic tracking the chaos, managed and otherwise, that is unleashed as Ilya enacts his plan.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    It’s a universally known fact that Shane Hollander, Canada’s “Golden Boy” of hockey, doesn’t get into fights.

    But maybe, sometimes, some people deserve to get punched.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    [Tweet] @roz81: what is omegaverse

    [Tweet] @rozbaddiesunite: SHHHH nobody tell him!!

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    or Ilya discovers the omegaverse and makes the idea of a pregnant Shane everyone's problem

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    12 Jun 2026

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    "He thinks about it later though, back in his hotel room alone. The thought of being tied up, being tied up by Rozanov, and fucked until he can’t take it anymore. Maybe even past what he can’t take anymore. That’s…

    Well. Shane isn’t the risk-taking type, but what has everything to do with Rozanov for the past five years been except a very bad idea?"

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    shane: *asks to be tied up and fucked stupid*
    ilya: this is my fucking superbowl

    edit: now includes ilya's pov

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Live reactions to our boys Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander Mic'd up for the Pride game from Social Media!

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Shane and Ilya are mic'd for the pride game. Hijinks ensue.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    There was a burst of static, a gusty sigh. "Shanushka, you have the biggest 'bottom eyes' I have ever seen."

    "That's not a thing."

    "It is absolutely a thing, and that thing is you," she cackled, and he hung up the phone, ears so hot they should have been smoking.

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    Or, Shane meets Svetlana first, and it changes everything and nothing.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Marleau has no clue how to help Roz, but when he sees him struggling after his Montreal girl dumps him, he knows he’s going to have to figure it out. Whether Roz wants him to or not.

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    Ilya very much does not want to be helped right now, but thankfully for Ilya, Cliff is not asking his opinion on the matter.

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    09 Jun 2026

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