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    This couple lives rent free in my head like Mary Ann lived in Gorgug's all year.

    I've finally found a rarepair so rare I'm forced to write my own fics for it. First three are explicit smut but All Pulp No Juice is basically just fluff.

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    The Metros make a request of Shane: can he wait ten, fifteen minutes before he gets in the shower after practice? Just so the rest of them can shower first? It's only fair that they get to go first, since they have wives and girlfriends waiting for them at home, and obviously they can't shower at the same time. They wouldn't want Shane checking them out, or anything.

    Shane gets the vicious crashout he deserves and gives the (individualized, highly personal) callouts the Metros deserve.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    "Seven years you've been fucking me," Shane pounds into him. "Seven years of being in control. And now look at you - face down, ass up, begging for cock like a bitch in heat."

    Shane wins the Stanley Cup. Ilya gets his hole stuffed full of Stanley Cup winning Hollander in the nastiest way.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    “You’re mine,” Shane said again. Mine, mine, mine, the only thought in Shane’s head, a broken record he didn’t want to fix.
    Ilya nodded once in confirmation, his lips parted, his eyes lust blown, his mouth unable to form a coherent reply to whatever had possessed his boyfriend — is that what they were? Boyfriends? — his mind flooded with one word on repeat: Yours. Yours, yours, yours.

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    When Ilya suggests marrying Svetlana at the cottage, Shane fucks him into the couch.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    “My boyfriend thinks I’m an idiot,” Ilya says. "Well, not really but a bit, maybe.”

    “Your boyfriend?” Sandra, the queer studies professor sits down, hard.

    “Yes, he thinks it is not smart to say faggot in the locker room when you are locked in the closet and Russia has the keys.”

    Ilya had been talking about himself when he’d said it. Making a joke. Sailing a little close to the wind, sick of listening to the background hum of homophobic bullshit. But someone had been filming. The video went viral. The Raiders panicked under the terrible PR. Now he was here.

    Sent to Queer Studies 101 to appease twitter. Because he’d been cancelled. For being a homophobe. If was fucking ridiculous.

    He turns to the professor. “So, can you help me take on Putin and NHL at same time or I need more advanced class for this?”

    Plus Chapter 2 – Social media chapter. Once they've been outed, Ilya gets to demand an apology from twitter.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Ilya and Shane get outed via instagram live… as friends. The world reacts as their friendship becomes the most talked about thing in the hockey world.

    Being openly friends affords them more freedoms to be together, but all the more easy to lose it all.

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    Shane has a touch of Hudson Williams to him

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    24 May 2026

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