RhymesWithChronic



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  1. Summary

    A set of one shots based on Parkour Civilization and PVP Civilization by Evbo!

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    After being killed by an Iron Sword in PVP Civilization during his time in the cell, Evbo respawns in Parkour Civilization.
    What follows is angst, fluff, found family, and the newly nicknamed Boey learning what it feels like to have a family that loves him.

    When a fic is posted, it's always placed chronologically in the series!

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    "A Keyblade Wielder's job is never over." Sora had heard that many times in his years as a Keyblade Wielder. He understood that the only time a master of the Keyblade would ever find peace would be after death.

    Or at least, that's what he thought.

    Thirty years ago, Pit woke up as an angel after dying in a past life. He remembers nothing about his previous life, but it must not be too important. If it was, Lady Palutena would have told him about it.
    During a mission, Pit meets Rin, a fellow angel, one of the very few Pit has ever seen. It seems, though, that that isn't the only reason why those striking blue-green eyes keep appearing in his mind. Rather, it appears that they knew each other in a past life. A past life that neither of them are able to remember, and that Lady Palutena seems intent on keeping forgotten forever.

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  5. Summary

    My first attempt at Whumptober, with one-shots planned to be set at any point during any of my stories. I don't promise that I'll write all that many, or that they'll be long at all, but I hope you enjoy what I have nonetheless and hopefully you don't look too hard and notice any bias about who I whump.
    These will be much shorter than what I normally write and not proofread nearly as much.

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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    His ears start ringing.

     

    The realization sets quickly, way too quickly.

     

    Derek's alive. Holy shit. He's—

     

    Avery can barely hear the name of the hospital — it's not even a 30 minute walk from his apartment, God bless — before grabbing a jacket and storming out. He runs down the stairs, paying no mind to the other residents going in the opposite direction. He reaches the bottom of the complex, and just keeps running.

     

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    avery finds out that derek's alive, and has a family, apparently

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    02 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Purple didn't expect to have to hide an unending torment stemming from her own body. Dark didn't expect to deal with the consequences of ignoring the city's laws. The agony grows too big for her skin at the worst possible time, and the laws against game smuggling are there for a reason.

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    Or: The start of the Impure Avians AU again, except this time, The Dark Lord is there when Purple gets her wings. The first days are always the hardest.

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    30 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    Evbo feels it, now, the settling feeling in his gut, the one that drove him to think that he should’ve been dead a long time ago, and that is not a feeling he wants to feel ever again, and especially not forever.

    Huh. That's the first time he’s really put it into words.

    He doesn’t want to feel like this forever.

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    30 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    avery gets hanahaki disease. imagine falling in love with someone who’s about to die hahahhahahahahah / silly

    also starts at the end of dawtde

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    26 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    A pressure settles into the air, soft and gentle, like having a piece of cloth draped over your body. A proof of his presence that EMF has become all too familiar with these past few months.

     

    A part of them dreads turning around,  Knowing what they’ll be met with. They do so anyway. The Champion loves him too much to not.

     

    And as such, they are met with… him.

     

    His smile is off. Too neat. It’s a “perfect” smile, completely dissonant with the messy wide eyed grins that EMF had gotten used to before the incident.

     

    His eyes feel empty. They’re cloudy, the sky blue meshed into a weird blob, reminiscent of a dead body. They’re devoid of life and unfocused in a way that makes him seem bored and uninterested, betraying any illusion the smile was trying to sell.

     

    His skin is pale, unnaturally so. The slight tan that Evbo had accumulated from his time as Master and Champion has all but dissipated, leaving his skin dull and desaturated. 

     

    (It’s like being eye to eye with a corpse.)

     

    “Sup.” 

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    “Can you mourn someone who’s still alive?”

    EMF deals with the consequences of how much Evbo has changed.

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    25 Jun 2026