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Another puff of smoke. “I’m not– okay, I’m a little jealous. But I’m glad he can give you this. Even if you bothered talkin’ to me, I dunno if I could do too good a job these days.”
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"Then why-" He stopped upon hearing its fingers lightly scrape against the laurel-like part of his helmet, somewhere above his ear. The closest thing it could get to scratching behind his ear without crossing a serious, and potentially dangerous, boundary.
It stopped scratching after a moment, tilting its head.
"Are you… treating me like a dog?"
It did not respond.
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having a really normal relationship with the act of eating by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
03 Nov 2025
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He gathers up his next bite. “Y’know, John tends to complain when I eat.”
“Because you eat like a hog unless there’s somebody keeping you in check,” John added.
“C’mon.”
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“You’ve been out of hypersleep for a bit, now, right?”
“So I’ve been told, yeah. Hard to tell when I spent so much of it drugged out of my mind.”
“I take it the anti-boner pill wasn’t in the mix this time?”
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“If Oscar walked in on us right now, what would you want him to do?”
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“I just… didn’t think it would move like that.”
“... Have you put much thought into what my dick would be like?”
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[so horny i can't see straight] can yuo put that out on me by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
12 Apr 2025
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Noel hummed. “You sure?”
“Yes.”
Arthur opened and closed his mouth instead of repeating that. “What… what’s he doing?”
“Well, seems he wants me to use his palm as an ashtray. He’s gotta know that hurts like hell, right?”
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the information superhighway, what an aphrodisiac by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: Serious Sam (Video Games)
20 Feb 2025
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The fate of the universe may be at stake, but you still gotta take a break every once in a while !
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waste not, want not by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: 吸血鬼すぐ死ぬ | Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu | The Vampire Dies in No Time (Anime)
16 Nov 2023
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"Well, it doesn't exactly seem like a good idea to tell a vampire when I'm constantly bleeding for a few days."
"Why would I want your blood?" His stomach could be heard growling in the split second between the words leaving his mouth and him getting punched into sand.
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suck him silly sunday by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: 血界戦線 | Kekkai Sensen | Blood Blockade Battlefront
27 Aug 2023
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suck him silly 👍
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"i love you"s and "i love you too"s by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: 血界戦線 | Kekkai Sensen | Blood Blockade Battlefront
06 Aug 2023
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Usually it comes naturally, but sometimes it catches him a lil off guard.
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At Least It Wasn't Another Nightmare by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: FAITH (Airdorf Video Game)
09 Jan 2023
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New world record for getting some weird wires crossed!
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I Ask The Important Questions Such As: What If He Came In His Pants by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game)
06 Dec 2022
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my "i love when men cum from almost nothing" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
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A Ferryman takes a nap
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Most machines are designed to process their surroundings in a more simplified manner, in order to save on power. But how would that handle things even those who added the feature wouldn't know how to perceive? How about the bare skin of an archangel?
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do NOT fuck the marketable plushie by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
19 May 2021
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failed step one,
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freelatta pussy indulgence by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
30 Apr 2021
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Well. Not much to say about this that the tags haven't already covered
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It's The Day Of The April Fool, And I Am Posting SKELETON SEX, For YOU
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excuse me for party rockin. pardon me for party rockin by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware
16 Jan 2021
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Gordon sat there for a moment, just looking at where Mr. Coolatta used to be. “... Huh. He’s kind of a dork.”
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[REDACTED] said it's MY turn to Get Jacked Off By The HEV Suit by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: freeman's mind
03 Dec 2020
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It's exactly what it says on the tin.