12 Bookmarks by Profaene
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Mr. Crocker raises an eyebrow. “Young man, are you suggesting we blackmail Batman?” he demands.
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- Part 1 of DCstuck
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 149,136
- Chapters:
- 50/?
- Comments:
- 641
- Kudos:
- 1,279
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Profaene
08 Jun 2026
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You wake up. You think it's a nightmare. But a text from your sister -- from Jasprose -- makes you realize this is all too real.
Your name was DAVEPETASPRITE^2.
Your head is horribly, horribly empty.
The date is April 13th, 2009.
How do you cope?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,312
- Chapters:
- 10/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 493
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- 1,296
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14 Apr 2026
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'It was a Tuesday late in September when I went up to Oxford University.'
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 67,024
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 408
- Kudos:
- 1,676
- Bookmarks:
- 540
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Bookmarked by Profaene
01 Apr 2026
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In an effort to prove he's not old, Bro goes to a house party. He meets the bro of his life.
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04 Jan 2026
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This is a personal experiment with HTML. It is a very limited list with what I find useful.
Update: Somehow I find more and more stuff useful, so this list is not that limited (and not that private) anymore. I'll improve it with time and according to my needs and interests.So far that's posted:
Part One: Basics
Part Two: Lines
Part Three: Footnotes and Links
Part Four: Columns and Skins
Part Five: Pictures
Part Six: Videos (and gifs)
Part Seven: Choose Your Own Adventure
Part Eight: Chapter Title
Part Nine: The Title, the Username, and Links
Part Ten: Kudos Message
Part Eleven: Newspaper Article
Part Twelve: Content Notes and Spoiler (NEW: Opacity and hover translations)
Part Thirteen: Playground for Jinx (glitch text, color, table)
Part Fourteen: Text generator
Part Fifteen: Boxes (still in progress)
Part Sixteen: Vertical Text
Part Seventeen: Transition (NEW)
Part Eighteen: Automated Animation (NEWEST)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,992
- Chapters:
- 20/?
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 197
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- 972
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Bookmarked by Profaene
13 Nov 2025
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"And then there's a customized copy of PONY PALS, a gift to you on your 14th birthday from the slippery Mr. Strider. Each page contains lovingly hand-written commentary on the deeds of this intrepid young horse. Later, about halfway through the book, rather than see the gag through to the bitter end, Strider began pasting over entire pages of original text with his own completely rewritten version of the story, while keeping all the chapter titles. His revision is a tough, emotionally draining read. But it's cathartic, in all the worst ways possible.
He tends to get carried away with his projects."Note: this work is an altered book, and it plays on the physical relationship between the original pages and the edited text. As such, it's presented as a series of images. Reading the images is the only way to get the full experience, but I'm aware that some people can't/don't want to read it that way. So if that's the case, you can skip to chapter 13, which is a text-only version of the story, including rough descriptions of the most important illustrations.
Originally posted on detective-pony.tumblr.com- Language:
- English
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- 40,809
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Comments:
- 581
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- 3,872
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- 1,334
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Bookmarked by Profaene
17 Aug 2025
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It's The Smuppet Show, with our very special guest stars, Mr Dirk Strider and Mr Jake English!
Dirk Strider tends to get carried away with his projects.
The script behind Naked Bee's incredible movie, found here.
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17 Aug 2025
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“Four Dirks In Search Of an Author”
“The Unbearable Lightness of Being Four Dirks”
“Dirkencrantz And Gildensdirk And Two Other Dirks Are Dead”- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,689
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 136
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- 2,028
- Bookmarks:
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- 45,008
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17 Aug 2025
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As a new player to Sburb, you are likely to experience an age-old dilemna foreordained by the gaming age. Namely, to ask yourself: Is this bugged, or do I just not get it?
Well look no further! This Sburb Glitch FAQ will tell you everything you wanted to know about Sburb and even more that you never asked for!
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- English
- Words:
- 148,291
- Chapters:
- 88/?
- Comments:
- 3,237
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- 2,968
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- 722
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- 246,800
Bookmarked by Profaene
10 Jul 2020
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DON JUAN MANLET KING by Tomatograter
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap, Homestuck 2, Don Juan Manlet King
13 Oct 2019
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Everyone already seems to have made up their mind about who Jake English is. God, notorious TV star, multimedia personality, proud owner of one of the largest techno-innovation companies on Earth C — And the world's finest ass. But despite his great rapport with the press, there's little to be said by the man himself. He's almost reached his eternal mid-twenties with nothing but faulty luck, a terrible track record on relationships, and a good dose of vodka under his belt.
Well, that is, until a bad trip brings about a manic nightmare milf from a dead universe.
[UPD8'S IN PROGRESS]- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,199
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Comments:
- 142
- Kudos:
- 1,175
- Bookmarks:
- 243
- Hits:
- 32,850
Bookmarked by Profaene
06 Apr 2020
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In which Tavros has to deal with the epilogue like the rest of us.
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- Part 1 of The Tavros Retrospective
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04 Apr 2020
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A sitcom about completely normal and well-adjusted newlyweds Dirk and Caliborn attempting to make a good impression on their son, Dave, and his boyfriend, Karkat.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,570
- Chapters:
- 20/?
- Comments:
- 884
- Kudos:
- 4,223
- Bookmarks:
- 744
- Hits:
- 58,290
Bookmarked by LostInTheWilde (Profaene)
10 Mar 2020