Profaene
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A lone author and diehard Dirk fan plumbs the depths of Meat Dirk’s ultimate soul and its several unfortunate entanglements in an effort to make Homestuck: Beyond Canon’s self-professed villain a more explicitly sympathetic character. Will Dirk willingly submit to a much-needed and well-deserved character resuscitation, or will this new author’s invasive mental methods and underhanded narrative influence only antagonize him? Along the way, will Rose and Terezi become entrenched in the character-study-cum-therapy-session-cum-psychological-warfare, or can Dirk and the author keep their emotionally and ontologically complicated interactions to themselves?
(Please note that only chapters 3, 4, and 5 feature explicit sex scenes; despite the large number of relationship and sex-related tags, this isn't a smutfic, it's just a fic with some smut in it).
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Candy!Dirk—sent spiraling by the existential catastrophe of his continuity's divergence from canon—is visited by Gamzee, triggering a plunge through the memories of his ultimate self that culminates in his decision to commit suicide.
A fic that explores the ultimate self, touches on the unseen time between Dirk quitting as Jane's presidential campaign advisor and hanging himself from the bell tower, and answers the age-old question: what the fuck was Gamzee doing at Dirk's place when Dave discovered his suicide note? Seriously, what was he doing there? I think about this all the time. Also serves as a prologue to 'I'm Barely a Person Anymore (I'm Just a Collection of Memories That Aren't My Own),' a little Ultimate Dirk-centric series I'm working on.
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I'm Barely a Person Anymore (Just a Collection of Memories That Aren't My Own) by Profaene
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07 Jun 2026
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Mr. Crocker raises an eyebrow. “Young man, are you suggesting we blackmail Batman?” he demands.
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- Part 1 of DCstuck
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08 Jun 2026
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You wake up. You think it's a nightmare. But a text from your sister -- from Jasprose -- makes you realize this is all too real.
Your name was DAVEPETASPRITE^2.
Your head is horribly, horribly empty.
The date is April 13th, 2009.
How do you cope?
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14 Apr 2026
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'It was a Tuesday late in September when I went up to Oxford University.'
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01 Apr 2026
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In an effort to prove he's not old, Bro goes to a house party. He meets the bro of his life.
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04 Jan 2026
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This is a personal experiment with HTML. It is a very limited list with what I find useful.
Update: Somehow I find more and more stuff useful, so this list is not that limited (and not that private) anymore. I'll improve it with time and according to my needs and interests.So far that's posted:
Part One: Basics
Part Two: Lines
Part Three: Footnotes and Links
Part Four: Columns and Skins
Part Five: Pictures
Part Six: Videos (and gifs)
Part Seven: Choose Your Own Adventure
Part Eight: Chapter Title
Part Nine: The Title, the Username, and Links
Part Ten: Kudos Message
Part Eleven: Newspaper Article
Part Twelve: Content Notes and Spoiler (NEW: Opacity and hover translations)
Part Thirteen: Playground for Jinx (glitch text, color, table)
Part Fourteen: Text generator
Part Fifteen: Boxes (still in progress)
Part Sixteen: Vertical Text
Part Seventeen: Transition (NEW)
Part Eighteen: Automated Animation (NEWEST)- Language:
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13 Nov 2025