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You've Got Your Reasons by CandiceWright, FervidAsAFlame for deathcomeswithakiss
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
09 Apr 2020
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Arthur is the perfect flatmate -- he pays his rent on time, works so much that he’s not even home half the time, and is totally okay with Merlin’s magic. Best of all, Merlin is pretty sure that Arthur has a crush on him -- that is, until he stumbles across a list of things that Arthut hates about him.
Merlin is upset of course, but he pushes aside his feelings to focus on being a better roommate so that Arthur will renew their lease for another year. Most of the things on the list aren’t that hard to correct … so how come Arthur seems to get more and more annoyed as Merlin improves his behaviour?
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- English
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- 11,675
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 378
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12 May 2021
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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- English
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- 5,541
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 9
- Comments:
- 1,210
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- 22,829
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- 149,760
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27 Sep 2020
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Leonardo had begun to sneak out late every night after patrol, often disappearing at the end of patrol with not trace, and returning home in the early hours of the morning. Fed up with Leonardo's uncharacteristic rebellious behaviour, his brothers set out to find out what it is he gets up to every single night he is out.
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06 Apr 2020
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Knives Out (2019) retold featuring a new character: you.
A friend of Marta's from her school days, she got you a job working for Harlan Thrombey a few months after she started there. Though you had a full-time job somewhere else, you still enjoyed 'working' the evenings with Harlan and Marta. Though by the time of Harlan's 85th birthday party you could hardly consider it a real job anymore.
Tragedy strikes when Harlan suddenly commits suicide. Marta is left shaking, you're devastated, the family is turning on one another and this mysterious detective refuses to leave the grieving group of people alone. Will he help to sort things out or will he just make them worse?
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- English
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- 140,294
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Comments:
- 227
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- 1,214
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- 174
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24 Mar 2020
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Batman offers Clark Kent a deal--an interview with him, in exchange for information about Superman.
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- English
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- 7,112
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
- Comments:
- 457
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- 23,277
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- 3,034
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- 178,289
Bookmarked by ProfYaffle
15 Mar 2020
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Batman reveals his identity to the League and Wally West remembers his previous run-ins with Bruce Wayne in terrifying slow-motion.
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- English
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- 2,843
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 6
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- 563
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Bookmarked by ProfYaffle
15 Mar 2020
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(Y/n) is a special type of person, and after being thrown in holding for accidental arson, not for the first time, she is ready to light something up to chill out. What happens when this spitfire pyro meets one certain wise-cracking skeleton, and in turn gets introduced to a smokin' hot gentleman of few words? Only time will tell what happens in this slow-ish burn Grillby x Reader!
[[All characters mentioned belong to Toby Fox and other respected owners, aside from you, dear reader, who belong to (maybe) you(?)]]
[[[Might be worth mentioning, this story now has a Tumblr page, might check that out for updates and if you have questions or any input for the story! Fanart is welcome! Link:: pyromantic-fanfic.tumblr.com ]]]
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- Part 1 of Pyromantic
Bookmarked by ProfYaffle
08 Mar 2020
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Now, this is a story all about how your life got flipped-turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how you became a dang ass skeleton fucker.
It’s been three years since monsters have integrated into society. After a frightening experience, you start to run into the same skeleton everywhere you go, and your lonely life soon makes a one-eighty turn. In a world where magic is real and monsters are kind, can you find a way to be part of it? Can you let yourself fall in love again? Can you prove to the world that Take On Me by Aha is the greatest song ever written? Because it definitely, definitely is.
PART ONE: Apartment - Chapters 1-50
PART TWO: House - Chapters 51-98
PART THREE: Home - Chapters 99-[tbd]The Reader uses she/her pronouns and is named--not a self-insert, more like a story in second-person. I don't generally reply to comments cuz I like an accurate comment count (2021 update: haha fuck that you WILL hear my love and appreciation. that is a threat). Author uses they/she pronouns plz default to "they" unless u know me, or yknow u can just call me Mod. Thank you! :D
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- 621,531
- Chapters:
- 145/?
- Comments:
- 5,644
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08 Mar 2020
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06 Mar 2020
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Partner and Alloy by BambooTora
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Mar 2020
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The past doesn’t die. The future doesn’t wait. The definition of a person is their choices. Partnership is full of stutters, skips, grinds, and misses. Good thing they're mechanics.
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- Part 3 of Renegades of Iron
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05 Mar 2020
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You moved to the city to start a new and better life. But nothing has gone well for you. You hate your job. You have hardly any friends. And your neighbors are annoying. You wish you could do what you really love and not have to worry about all the bullshit, but who is going to even look at a quirkless nobody like you?
Definitely not the guy next door, who you keep having problems with.
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- English
- Words:
- 72,116
- Chapters:
- 17/?
- Comments:
- 380
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- 1,094
- Bookmarks:
- 182
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- 18,938
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01 Mar 2020
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A Not So Unwelcome Journey by shayshomemadeluck
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Feb 2018
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Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child: she had been Bilbo the Great, the brave explorer who searched for elves in the wood and always came home trailing mud and leaves and fireflies. She had always dreamed of the world beyond her doorstep, yearned for the day she was old enough to step outside and face it, but the sudden death of her father changed all that. Bella Baggins quite lost her heart for adventure. She settled down into the quiet life, the simple life, the life that every hobbit wanted.
She might well have stayed there too, if it were not for Gandalf’s meddling. Now she was on some mad quest to reclaim Erebor from a dragon, armed with a letter-opener and surrounded by dwarves that called her Mr Bilbo Baggins (and she didn't intend to correct them).
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- English
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- 119,129
- Chapters:
- 45/56
- Comments:
- 145
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- 616
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- 58,780
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27 Feb 2020
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Bilbo looked down at the piece of paper the Magistrate had pressed into her hand. 'Certificate of divorce due to permanent barrenness of the womb' it read in elaborate and rather pretentious calligraphy. It might as well have read 'Certificate of Disgrace' for all that it meant the same.
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- English
- Words:
- 38,722
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 293
- Kudos:
- 2,404
- Bookmarks:
- 809
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- 67,427
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26 Feb 2020
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Sansûkh by determamfidd
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
30 Jun 2021
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From a Hobbitkink prompt:
The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.
The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair.
(Follows the story of the War of the Ring).
(Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.
~**~
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- English
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- 577,879
- Chapters:
- 51/51
- Collections:
- 31
- Comments:
- 10,952
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- 25,237
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Bookmarked by ProfYaffle
22 Feb 2020
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Everyone knew that elves had powers, but elves are secretive beings and not all of their powers are well-known. This tale follows the story of the reader (written in 3rd person with use of [y/n]). Her destiny was foreseen by the elves and they froze her in time to make sure she was able to carry out the tasks fate had set her.
Bookmarked by ProfYaffle
14 Feb 2020
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The Dam's Prayer by Cuptivate
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
28 Dec 2018
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The great Kingdom Under the Mountain has been reclaimed and King Thorin's rule has brought peace and prosperity to the region once more.
The mountain is bustling with dwarrow that have come from all over Arda to make it their home and work their craft and do their trade as they have yearned to be doing for over a century.
But who does all the cleaning? Who does all the washing?
This story explores the life of dwarrow that have not learned a craft and find life rather hard, even in the glory of Erebor.
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The rating has been changed to 'Explicit' for Chapters 11 and 12. A summary of those two chapters is offered at the beginning of Chapter 13 for anyone who wishes to skip them.Bookmarked by ProfYaffle
08 Feb 2020
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See the Fire in Your Eyes by theatricalbutbashful
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
28 Mar 2019
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I suck at summaries...Etta Crane is dying in the forest when Charles Smith and Arthur Morgan find and save her. When they take her to their camp, she falls in with the van der Linde gang. Mostly about Charles and Etta, if I'm honest, because I'm in love with Charles. This summary sucks. I'm sorry. Maybe read some? It's not as bad as this summary.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 336,678
- Chapters:
- 105/105
- Comments:
- 313
- Kudos:
- 282
- Bookmarks:
- 56
- Hits:
- 13,414
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19 Jan 2020
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Fading Flower, Broken Stone by fogisbeautiful
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
28 Dec 2017
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Three years after the adventure that took the Baggins twins to Erebor and back, life still has not quite settled. Bag End has gained two dwarves, but lost much of its luster and the little family is hanging together by one fraying thread. An invitation to a wedding might be the perfect way to bring people together, but bringing them together could also be the thing that tears them apart for good.
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- Part 2 of Together or Not At All
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,381
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 184
- Kudos:
- 786
- Bookmarks:
- 120
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- 10,314
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16 Jan 2020
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Bookmarked by ProfYaffle
10 Jan 2020
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You’re the closest thing the gang has to a doctor, picked up in Blackwater while running from a dangerous husband and loveless marriage.
Arthur Morgan is the man who swore off foolish relationships. But somehow you turn him into a fool yet again.
5/27/26: UNDER CONSTRUCTION
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 73,706
- Chapters:
- 20/?
- Comments:
- 732
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- 3,786
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- 80,464
Bookmarked by ProfYaffle
10 Jan 2020