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Astarion's Vile, Complex Plan That Came Together by UsuallyDyingInside
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
27 May 2026
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For the first time that either of them can remember, Astarion and Tav are happy. With the Netherbrain defeated and their worst enemies vanquished, they finally have time to live their lives like regular people. Sure, there are friends to visit, family to search for, and that whole pesky sunlight problem, but overall, life is good. Things are just about perfect until the day that a vampire shows up on the couple’s doorstep in broad daylight claiming to be Astarion. This version of the beloved vampire, though, went through with ascending.
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TLDR; Ascended!Astarion shows up on Spawn!Astarion's doorstep, scheming to steal his girl (Durge).
Main relationship: Spawn!Astarion x Durge!Tav
Main POV: Astarion (Spawn)
Occasional POV: Durge (Tav)
Guest appearance POV: Astarion (Ascended)Post-Game events based on Astarion's Nice, Simple Plan That Fell Apart
It's not necessary to read the first fic to enjoy this one, but it's there if you want to!Series
- Part 2 of Astarion Isn't the Best at Planning
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04 May 2026
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Eve awakens in a grand, unfamiliar city, confused and covered in blood but without visible injuries. Disoriented and struggling with fragmented memories, she wanders the streets in search of answers, haunted by the sense of time lost. Her primary focus is finding Astarion, the one person she remembers clearly, as she tries to unravel the mystery of her missing past and what has happened during her absence.
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04 May 2026
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Astarion finds himself frequently annoyed and intrigued by Andromeda, the melancholy bard that is leading their little band of misfits on their Illithid adventure. He thinks her weak and an easy target for manipulation, however, as he gets to know her, he realizes just how wrong he is and also that he might actually be developing feelings for her.
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- Part 1 of A Ballad of Blood and Roses
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04 May 2026
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Act III (What Darkness Reveals) by here_be_dragons_and_cats
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Jul 2026
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They say that arriving at the Gate means you're Halfway to Everywhere. Whether that's a good omen or not matters little, for the City of Blood can be your triumph or your ruin. Some deem it a nest of schemes and schemers, whereas others refuse to call it anything else other than home. But all agree that the melting pot of Faerûn is a place of opportunity, intrigue, and ambition. What would you be willing to exchange for these?
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"Our master hunter returns," Astarion quipped with a flourish of sweeping hands.
She snorted and said, "I think a few of us hold that title lately."
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He pulled away and said, "As good a dinner as any, I suppose."
Nyx arched an eyebrow at his spreading grin, and he brushed the back of his fingers along her neckline. Her blush heated her face while he purred, "Though, I wouldn't turn down an even more decadent dessert."
She scoffed and jabbed him in the chest. "Chancer."
He pouted, "You can't blame a vampire for trying, my sweet." ... He sighed theatrically in defeat. "I'll have to make do with my own deer then."
Nyx sobered immediately and said, "Please be careful; there is something stalking the woods."
"Such as?"Series
- Part 3 of The Chaos Bringer
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04 May 2026
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In winter's silence, the water lilies wait by Anacdoce
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
13 Jul 2026
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One hundred and sixty years after the death of the woman he loved, Astarion no longer recognizes the man he has become. Haunted by memories of the love he lost, he leaves her final resting place behind, determined to rediscover the man she'd taught him to be. His journey leads him to Neverwinter, whose beauty and promise stir in him a hope he lost long ago. There, he at last begins to hope for peace.
But peace has never come easily to Astarion, and he will soon discover that in Neverwinter, a storm awaits him - a storm that will change his life, and his heart, forever.
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04 May 2026