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Astarion's Vile, Complex Plan That Came Together

Summary:

For the first time that either of them can remember, Astarion and Tav are happy. With the Netherbrain defeated and their worst enemies vanquished, they finally have time to live their lives like regular people. Sure, there are friends to visit, family to search for, and that whole pesky sunlight problem, but overall, life is good. Things are just about perfect until the day that a vampire shows up on the couple’s doorstep in broad daylight claiming to be Astarion. This version of the beloved vampire, though, went through with ascending.

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TLDR; Ascended!Astarion shows up on Spawn!Astarion's doorstep, scheming to steal his girl (Durge).

Main relationship: Spawn!Astarion x Durge!Tav
Main POV: Astarion (Spawn)
Occasional POV: Durge (Tav)
Guest appearance POV: Astarion (Ascended)

Post-Game events based on Astarion's Nice, Simple Plan That Fell Apart
It's not necessary to read the first fic to enjoy this one, but it's there if you want to!

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Prologue

Summary:

In another life, Astarion chose to become the vampire ascendant and he got everything that he ever wanted.

Everything, of course, except the one thing that our version of (Spawn) Astarion still has.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Lord Astarion Ancunín’s life was perfect. 

 

He dined on the finest food (and people) that Baldur’s Gate had to offer. He took strolls through the sunlight whenever he liked, yet was easily the strongest vampire who had ever existed. He lived in a palace, dressed in the finest fashions—hells, set the fashions—and controlled every level of power of the land he called home. 

 

Even with the occasional disappearance and whiff of corruption that surrounded the vampire lord, he was Baldur’s Gate’s most eligible bachelor. Devastatingly handsome, wealthy, and passably “living,” Astarion was never at a loss for company. With a wink or a smile, he could have anyone he chose whenever he chose. 

 

Well… almost anyone. 

 

But Tav would come around. 

 

She’d always been so irritatingly soft-hearted. So stubborn. 

 

But she’d see it soon if she hadn’t already. She’d realize what she was missing and come crawling back, ready to accept his charitable gift of immortality. 

 

And then, they would be together forever as he’d always known they would be. 

 

She would be his—and only his. 

 

He would keep her safe within these walls and provide her with every comfort. Every protection. He would make sure she never again doubted if his ascension had been worth it. 

 

She’d see reason. 

 

As a spawn, she wouldn’t have a choice. 

 

Yes, any day now, Tav would stroll through that door and beg his forgiveness. And he, as the benevolent lord that he was, would welcome her with open arms. He’d chastise her appropriately, of course, but they would be together. Things would be as they should have always been. 

 

At least, that was what Astarion had told himself every day since she’d left. He’d lost track of how many—it was all the same when you were immortal. Still, he hadn’t thought it had been more than a few years at most. 

 

Or perhaps he’d merely forgotten how very mortal Tav was. 

 

How very human. 

 

Of course he’d known that humans lived short lives. They were sort of like pets that way. 

 

But still, only a hundred years had passed. It was so little time in the grand scheme of forever. It didn’t seem possible that in such a tiny blip—practically a blink of his eye—Tav had grown old. 

 

That she had died. 

 

Astarion had destroyed half the palace the day he found out. He’d killed half a dozen servants. 

 

Still, it didn’t help. 

 

It wouldn’t bring Tav back. Nothing would. Even a resurrection would do nothing to help a body that had merely found itself worn to its limit with age. 

 

He should have done more. He should have made her see reason instead of patiently waiting for her to understand everything she was giving up. He’d forgotten that she didn’t have the luxury of time that he did. 

 

He’d forgotten what a fool she was. 

 

It was no matter. The beauty of being one of the most powerful people in Faerûn was that nothing was truly impossible.

 

Not for him. Not anymore. 

 

So he solved the problem. 

 

There was no bringing back this Tav—his Tav—but that was okay. This Tav had made her choice, but out there somewhere was another Tav—one who hadn’t yet thrown away her shot at happiness. 

 

It had taken decades of research and planning, but finally, he was ready. 

 

Finally, he had found a new Tav. One in another life where his past self had made the wrong choice. Where he’d stayed the weak, pathetic thing that had to cower behind others just to survive. 

 

Really, it would be a kindness to them both. 

 

He would put the spawn out of its misery, and he would grant Tav the forgiveness she didn’t deserve. The forever that his Tav never should have rejected. 

 

It was poetic, really. 

 

Here he was with another plan to woo the foolish girl with the flaming sword. Except this time, it wasn’t for his protection, but for hers. 

 

To save her from herself. 

 

Lord Astarion Ancunín’s life wasn’t quite perfect.

 

But soon? 

 

It would be at last.

Notes:

AUTHOR'S NOTE FOR NEW READERS

Hello, and welcome to the chaos of my brain! We're glad you're here. If you don't have time/energy in your life to read the 400k+ word fic that precedes this one, that's completely fine. It follows the canon events of BG3 from the start to end in all major ways with Astarion romancing Dark Urge version of Tav. You might miss a cute fluff callback or two but you shouldn't have any trouble following this story and enjoying it as a new entity. If there are ever things that you are confused about feel free to ask for clarifications in the comments!

AUTHOR'S NOTE FOR RETURNING READERS:

Just to reassure everyone - this is here as the hook/teaser of the plot to come but we won't be staying in the parallel world for the fic. I'm not saying we won't someday end up there depending on how things go but I don't THINK it will be any large part of the setting. At most it'll be flashbacks for Ascended!Astarion on occasion.

The plan right now is still to have this story be like 80%+ from our good ol' Spawn!Astarion's perspective as a continuation of where he ends in the first fic/end of BG3. Tav will occasionally be a POV character just because it was fun last time and I'd miss her own personal brand of anxiety otherwise. Ascended!Astarion will very, very rarely be POV partly cause it's more fun that way to keep y'all in suspense about what he's up to and partly because I genuinely don't know if I can write from his POV for too long without getting icked out. I mostly needed to lay the groundwork for a new conflict now that we're post-tadpole and this was a fun way to do it that lets me dive back into fluff and happier moments for a minute with the kids we know and love (but also knowing there is actual plot/angst/suffering to come ;) ).

If you thought the last fic had a crazy weird schedule, expect this one to be worse. Since there's no pre-set plot to follow here, I expect there may be more gaps where I don't post anything because I still haven't planned as far as I probably should have for a lot of this. (What's the point, really? We all know Astarions can't follow a nice, simple plan.). I do think there will still likely be days that you get a bunch of updates when I get to parts I'm excited about or do that lovely thing where they just fall into place, but I don't want anyone to think I've like dropped dead if I got a few days without an update either. XD

I also still owe my teen-Weirdos BG3 fic an update so I may split off to do that soon while I work on planning more of this out. I wanted everyone to at least have a way to settle into the new fic as we finished up the old one though!

READER QUESTION: (You didn't think I forgot, did you??)
Do we think Astarion's second attempt at this whole planning-to-woo-Tav thing will go better or worse than the first? (And better or worse for WHO? ;) )

BONUS LOGISTICS QUESTION:
Is there some way on AO3 to consistently tag or refer to Spawn vs. Ascended Astarion? I've seen people do the "Spawn!Astarion" sort of thing but otherwise I'm at a loss. I feel like surely there must be??