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Alastor is going into his third year of university and gearing up to take the MCAT and start applying to medical school, but there’s one problem: money. He works part time in a coffee shop, but that will never earn him enough to get where he needs to go. So when he’s jokingly advised to start recording audio pornography to earn some extra cash... Desperate times have him resulting to desperate measures.
Luckily he starts making decent money pretty quickly -- though some of his donors are pushier than others. And while that job certainly has it's stressors, Alastor also finds himself forming a bond with a short, blond, new-to-town regular at his coffee shop job.
What will happen to that bond when the pre-existing, hidden ties between them come to light?
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13 Jul 2026
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"You passed your interview!"
"How quaint." Alastor clicked his tongue. "I believe there were other steps you missed."
The devil waved a hand. "What questions would I bother with? Availability? Past experience? Should I give you a written test for why you want this position?"
Alastor leveled him a flat stare.
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Alastor made a reckless decision to summon a demon from his mother’s old book of suspicious rituals as a means to get power and vengeance. He didn't know he would summon the King of Hell himself. After dying, falling to Hell, and catching Lucifer's eye, Alastor finds himself spending his afterlife essentially being a secretary to the King of Hell and occasionally nannying a naive Princess of Hell. Alastor is trying to fulfill his contract, but for some unholy reason, her father keeps trying to figure Alastor out
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- Part 1 of Apple Bites
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10 Jul 2026
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A Ballad of Scarlet and Wine by orphan_account
Fandoms: Puss in Boots (DreamWorks Movies)
28 Jun 2023
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Puss in Boots, Royal Protector of the Pendragon bloodline. Few people still spoke his name with any semblance of respect, while most murmured it in quiet mockery.
He didn't think he could ever redeem himself, nor ever remake the legacy he'd tarnished.
That was until a certain Wolf Prince showed up. And perhaps together, they may yet get a chance to fix their past mistakes.
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Or: Royalty AU in which Death is a prince and Puss is assigned to be his protector. You know exactly where this is going.
NOTE: This fic contains artwork!Bookmarked by KingCrypt
06 Jun 2026
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Most people didn't manifest the mark of their soulmate right away. Oh, sure, it happened – it had happened with Lucifer, before anyone had known what a soulmate even was, before anyone had realised such a thing was possible for angels – but it was pretty uncommon.
And it was absolutely possible for it to break – or fade. It was pretty unlikely on Earth, hardly ever happened during the span of a regular human life – but when the souls in question were immortal? Yeah, sometimes things changed. Relationships grew distant, love degraded. Once you'd experienced the bond fading – or worse, breaking? – no, most people were a little wary about throwing themselves into a new relationship.
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Lucifer has experienced having a soulmate. Alastor has never been interested in the concept. Something is dreadfully wrong, because Lucifer is seeing shadows move out of the corner of his eye - and Alastor's claws are glowing golden.
Shit.
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- 30/?
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04 May 2026
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you really think that i can shed the years? (you really think that i can shed my skin?) by smthbugz
Fandoms: Midnight Burger (Podcast)
08 Jun 2026
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5 times someone else figured out that caspar is trans + 1 time she accepted herself
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- Part 4 of burgering all over the place
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30 Apr 2026
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Talk So Pretty (But Your Heart Got Teeth) by hordeofangrybees for hunnipear
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
29 Mar 2026
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Alastor's injured.
Lucifer's broken.
And Charlie is the only thing keeping them civil... until she's not.---
“Now, now,” Alastor admonishes. “As fun as this little dance is, you haven’t answered my question!”
“You have no right—”
“And you do?” A laugh track rips through the air, and he leans forward. “You’re a pathetic little man, well beyond his time, riding his daughter's coattails.”
Lucifer can feel his claws digging into his palms as a stuttered growl rips from his throat, but Alastor continues.
“You couldn’t even be bothered to stand beside Charlie in the war you caused until it served you to do so.”
He advances on Lucifer. Antlers snapping and elongating. Everything around them reeks of iron and rot. It rolls off of Alastor as power ripples through him.
“Quite the PR move, I must say. It's done wonders for your public image, showing up just in time to save the day. But I’ve been here from the beginning!” Alastor spits. “I listened to her dreams. I defended this hotel. And I stood between Charlie and that disgusting excuse of a man well before you decided to show up. I may have underestimated that ingrate, but at least I was here. What's your excuse?”
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- Part 2 of Torn Apart, Excruciatingly
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08 Apr 2026
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“You’re not interrupting,” Lucifer insisted. This time he intentionally tapped into his Alpha Voice. “Relax.”
It took a moment, but the lingering tension melted from Alastor’s frame and he settled more comfortably in his chair, much to the delight of Lucifer’s dragon.
A Beta shouldn’t act like this. Shouldn’t be influenced by Alpha Voice. However, the alternative was equally unlikely. An unmated Omega of childbearing years working as a university professor, especially somewhere as prestigious as Pentagram University.
And yet…
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Alastor, an Omega posing as a Beta, offers Charlie Morningstar a ride after her car breaks down. Trying to head off any accusations of impropriety as her professor, he introduces himself to her father upon arrival.
Lucifer, an Alpha and a dragon, takes an immediate and inexplicable interest in him. When Alastor’s heat suppressants suddenly fail, he offers his help.
Alastor’s biggest concern after their tryst is that his secret will get out and his career will be over. Until he develops a soul mark, that is. And until Omegas start going missing.
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19 Mar 2026
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Charlie isn't sure how she hasn't noticed it before, but now that she's seen it, it is so obvious : Alastor is in love.
She decides to play matchmaker.
As always, her ability to believe the best in people is both her greatest strength and her greatest weakness.
Her matchmaking attempts lead to a cascading series of events, with opposing agendas and unintended consequences, which are often comical and sometimes serious.
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Charlie wants Alastor and Lucifer to date and things get out of handRadioApple but like do they know that? Has anyone told them?
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Spoilers for Season Two.
Huge thank you to HeeroTheShiro for the ongoing Beta and letting me be obsessed at you
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- Part 1 of Project #Radioapple Saga
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- 16/16
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04 Mar 2026
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“Smiles drank my drink” Angel’s eyes were on Alastor’s struggling form as he spoke, wide, briefly turning just to look at the mostly empty glass now being inspected by Niffty, sniffed by Husk, the bartender rearing back in disgust as if his nostrils had been burned “bathrooms the only thing in that direction an he’s covered in blood clawin at himself like he can’t fuckin breathe—Charlie!” Angel grabbed her shoulders, forcing her attention to land on him “Alastor drank my drink!!”
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- Part 1 of Laced
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- 10/10
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02 Feb 2026
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A Sinsmas Carol: RadioApple Edition by MixkaRules18, TrashDemonx
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Jan 2026
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'Twas the night before Sinsmas, and all through the hotel, not a demon was stirring....well, apart from the royal clientele....
Lucifer used to love the holidays, but now they're painful enough to drink himself into a stupor over. There's no Sinsmas cheer here, unless, perhaps, he is visited by some 'interesting.' spirits...
OR welcome to our silly parody of a Christmas Carol! Hope you enjoy <3
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24 Dec 2025
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The wound Alastor sustained in the fight against Heaven is refusing to heal. Instead, it festers. The infection spreading deeper into his core with each passing day. Despite his best efforts, Alastor’s health is steadily declining, leaving him with only one option if he wishes to survive.
He needs to ask for help.
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Or; Lucifer heals Alastor's wound. Alastor gets a taste of Lucifer's true power, and is left craving more.
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- Part 1 of To Earn Your Favour
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16 Dec 2025
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It was an ambush.
Lucifer walked right into it.
Now, there's nothing to do but face the music.
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20 Nov 2025
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Alastor's been in something of a slump. He's in a job he theoretically loves working under a man he hates, his only real friendship is with a woman who doesn't really know him and who he doesn't want to know him, and he hasn't found it in himself to kill anyone in over a year.
Then, one Wednesday, a new man and his daughter blow into town, and Alastor's life will never be the same again.
He hopes.
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05 Oct 2025
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sea)(orse by callmearcturus, Madame la Problématique (callmearcturus)
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Oct 2022
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Feferi Peixes never intended to be a conqueror, but about an hour after she takes the throne, the Vast Glub happens, taking out the Mother Grub and a huge portion of population. Trollkind is doomed unless they can find a solution.
Dave Strider is a human who's biggest problem is trying to decide if he wants to drop out of college or not. Then, the aliens show up.
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20 Sep 2025
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In the aftermath of the most recent attack on Lucifer, there are questions about Alastor's unknown deal and work on protecting the hotel.
But a storm is blowing in and they might not be prepared for what it brings.
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13 Sep 2025
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It's becoming increasingly obvious things can't go on like this.
Milldread keeps to itself, and cares for it's own.
The harvest this year, really, isn't anything to sing about. Someone needs to do something.
If not her, who else?
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26 Aug 2025
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Lucifer drifted through the hotel in his usual astral form—silent, unseen, just another part of the nightly routine. But tonight was different. Very different.
Because instead of torturing some poor unfortunate soul, Alastor was in his room.
Occupied.
And Lucifer realized two things in quick, devastating succession:
One—his physical body was a needy, traitorous thing.
And two—Alastor was very, very fucking gorgeous like that.Bookmarked by KingCrypt
19 Jul 2025
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The Cannibal Cook-Out is here and it's Lucifer and Alastor's official debut as a couple! They're totally ready for this and not at all, in the least bit, worried that it'll go completely and utterly wrong.
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Lucifer learns a lot of surprising new things, Rosie continues to be everyone's therapist, Alastor is trying very hard to keep his injury a secret, and Susan leaves no survivors.
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- Part 5 of Just Kiss Already
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18 Jul 2025
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Alastor’s mother is dead. With his life in shambles and a career in radio out of reach, he finds himself desperate enough to strike a deal with the devil: the keys to his future, in exchange for his soul.
Years later, when the father who never acknowledged him dies, Alastor introduces himself to the legitimate family—the charming stranger, bringing ruin with a smile. And every step of the way, Lucifer is there with an open hand, offering things Alastor never knew he wanted.
But choices have consequences, and some choices change everything.
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07 Dec 2024
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Seven years ago, Alastor's desire for vengeance landed him in Pentagram City's Colosseum. The demon-cursed man has bided his time, and when Lucifer, Emperor of the Seven Rings, finally attends the games– suffice to say, that time has come.
As soon as Lucifer laid eyes on the victorious gladiator, he knew he had to meet him. Taking every opportunity to insert himself into Alastor's life, the two grow closer... but nothing is ever that simple.
Alastor wants his vengeance. He wants his freedom. But if the cost is the Emperor's life, can he follow through?
[AU based on the wonderful art of @ashirotyan.]
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09 Nov 2024