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The locks on the door gave a sharp creak and splinter from the frame. Alastor clarified, “I believe we have time for one question.”
An alarmed glance at the stairs had Lucius quickly making up his mind. “Protecting my daughter and I,” Charlie kept staring at the stairs, clinging to her father with increasing concern. “What’s your price?”
The demon hummed, tilting his head side to side as though mulling it over. “Oh, so you’re not entirely inept.” He chuckled, “Well then. Permit me entry to your home and resources and I believe that will just about cover it. Does that sound fair?”
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Daddy Issues by KingCrypt, RomaStache
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 Oct 2024
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All Lucifer wants to do is support his daughter's dream by improving her hotel and making himself useful- even if the annoying red guy keeps getting in the way. He's determined to get it right, no matter what.
All Alastor wants is for Lucifer stop trying to take charge and mess with his project- even if he does a spectacular job making a fool of himself by doing more harm than good. He also wants the stubborn gash across his chest to actually heal.
All Charlie wants is for her father to ease up on the heavy handed doting and for everyone to get along.
Things were always bound to come to a head.
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Occult Parenting by KingCrypt, RomaStache
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 May 2024
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"So." Gabriel started, clearing his throat. "We were just passing through a quadrant in Andromeda when I had a moment--I forgot to let you guys know about the baby before we left."
The wine bottle slipped from Crowley's grasp. It landed on the carpet, where it promptly spilled all of its contents, the miracle broken. Gabriel kept talking as Crowley whipped his head so quickly his neck cracked to stare at him again.
Gabriel chuckled a bit at the recollection, remembering the wide eyed stare Beelzebub had given him; backlit by a dying star. He sighed fondly and went on to explain, "You two have a great understanding of them, and this one is The Almighty's, so I thought--Hey! Let's give them a heads up." He wiggled his hands and softly cheered 'Yaaaaay, thank you Gabriel!'
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Aziraphale decides that a good way to stop The Second Coming would be to simply remove the Christ that would trigger it. No one would anticipate the supreme archangel, of all beings, to walk out with the Almighty's child. Retreating to earth and aided by unexpected allies, que Two Entities and a Baby.
[ON HIATUS]
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Song for a Song by KingCrypt, RomaStache for seyalore
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Jan 2021
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“You want to what?”
“I want to be a merman.” This was stupid, this was such a bad idea. She was frowning, which meant he offended her and now she was going to curse him, and why oh why didn’t he listen to Shouta?
The longer Nemuri stared at him, the more Hizashi wished a hole would open up in the boat and swallow him. Nervous and sweating, he started to ramble. “Not, like, permanently, because I know I’d probably have to sell you my soul or something for that, but just...a day? Is that something you can do?”
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"You passed your interview!"
"How quaint." Alastor clicked his tongue. "I believe there were other steps you missed."
The devil waved a hand. "What questions would I bother with? Availability? Past experience? Should I give you a written test for why you want this position?"
Alastor leveled him a flat stare.
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Alastor made a reckless decision to summon a demon from his mother’s old book of suspicious rituals as a means to get power and vengeance. He didn't know he would summon the King of Hell himself. After dying, falling to Hell, and catching Lucifer's eye, Alastor finds himself spending his afterlife essentially being a secretary to the King of Hell and occasionally nannying a naive Princess of Hell. Alastor is trying to fulfill his contract, but for some unholy reason, her father keeps trying to figure Alastor out
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- Part 1 of Apple Bites
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10 Jul 2026
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A Ballad of Scarlet and Wine by orphan_account
Fandoms: Puss in Boots (DreamWorks Movies)
28 Jun 2023
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Puss in Boots, Royal Protector of the Pendragon bloodline. Few people still spoke his name with any semblance of respect, while most murmured it in quiet mockery.
He didn't think he could ever redeem himself, nor ever remake the legacy he'd tarnished.
That was until a certain Wolf Prince showed up. And perhaps together, they may yet get a chance to fix their past mistakes.
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Or: Royalty AU in which Death is a prince and Puss is assigned to be his protector. You know exactly where this is going.
NOTE: This fic contains artwork!Bookmarked by KingCrypt
06 Jun 2026
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Most people didn't manifest the mark of their soulmate right away. Oh, sure, it happened – it had happened with Lucifer, before anyone had known what a soulmate even was, before anyone had realised such a thing was possible for angels – but it was pretty uncommon.
And it was absolutely possible for it to break – or fade. It was pretty unlikely on Earth, hardly ever happened during the span of a regular human life – but when the souls in question were immortal? Yeah, sometimes things changed. Relationships grew distant, love degraded. Once you'd experienced the bond fading – or worse, breaking? – no, most people were a little wary about throwing themselves into a new relationship.
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Lucifer has experienced having a soulmate. Alastor has never been interested in the concept. Something is dreadfully wrong, because Lucifer is seeing shadows move out of the corner of his eye - and Alastor's claws are glowing golden.
Shit.
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04 May 2026
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you really think that i can shed the years? (you really think that i can shed my skin?) by smthbugz
Fandoms: Midnight Burger (Podcast)
08 Jun 2026
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5 times someone else figured out that caspar is trans + 1 time she accepted herself
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30 Apr 2026
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Talk So Pretty (But Your Heart Got Teeth) by hordeofangrybees for hunnipear
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
29 Mar 2026
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Alastor's injured.
Lucifer's broken.
And Charlie is the only thing keeping them civil... until she's not.---
“Now, now,” Alastor admonishes. “As fun as this little dance is, you haven’t answered my question!”
“You have no right—”
“And you do?” A laugh track rips through the air, and he leans forward. “You’re a pathetic little man, well beyond his time, riding his daughter's coattails.”
Lucifer can feel his claws digging into his palms as a stuttered growl rips from his throat, but Alastor continues.
“You couldn’t even be bothered to stand beside Charlie in the war you caused until it served you to do so.”
He advances on Lucifer. Antlers snapping and elongating. Everything around them reeks of iron and rot. It rolls off of Alastor as power ripples through him.
“Quite the PR move, I must say. It's done wonders for your public image, showing up just in time to save the day. But I’ve been here from the beginning!” Alastor spits. “I listened to her dreams. I defended this hotel. And I stood between Charlie and that disgusting excuse of a man well before you decided to show up. I may have underestimated that ingrate, but at least I was here. What's your excuse?”
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- Part 2 of Torn Apart, Excruciatingly
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08 Apr 2026