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2026-03-11
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What if Robby didn’t want to kill himself

Summary:

In a world where the canon events don’t REALLLY matter to much and Robby doesn’t want to fucking kill himself, instead he actually wants to go on sabbatical to stay with his family. Of course nothing goes well for him but he gets to be with his family in the end so win win?

Or

Five times Robby cares for his staff and one time they care for him (Kinda?)

Notes:

WE NEED SOME HAPPY SHIT RN PEOPLE.

This is poor writing at best and absolutely rubbish at worst but I wrote it so I wanna post it otherwise it will rot in my notes app with all the other seven-Ish ideas I’ve had about this show

Chapter 1: Whitaker

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It started on the group of fours very second shift at the ER. After the mess that was their very first shift this one was distinctly calmer in comparison. When they got in Dr Robby was at the desk talking with Dr Abbot, probably about handover information.

So far only one ambulance had pulled up and Whitaker hadn’t even had to change his scrubs one yet!

He was just leaving a patients room when he almost collided into a wheelchair.
“Well hello Pussycat” The woman grinned. Right Myrna. Dana had saved him from her last time but he wasn’t near the nurses station to be saved right now.

Once more she was handcuffed to her wheelchair but this time at least Whitaker was clothed.
“Hello Myrna” He said awkwardly.
“I offered you a ride yesterday, you feeling up for it today” She said wheeling the chair forward more.

“Myrna” Whitaker looked up to see Dr Robby coming towards the two of them. At least Myrna was backing up a bit.
“Heyy fruitcake” She sounded annoyed that her fun was over.
“Still not my name” He said grabbing her wheelchair handles and pushing her away from Whitaker “And you’re supposed to be in room 4”

“Alright, Cocksucker” She huffed crossing her arm and grinning when Dr Robby grumbled.
Whitaker used this moment to make his escape to the nurses station to take a new patient.

“Hey kid, you doing okay?” Dana asked as soon as he made it to the nurses station.
“Uh yeah fine just- had a run in with Myrna that’s all” He said awkwardly crossing his arm in front of his chest.
“Ah, checks out” She nods starting to move only to stop when Whitaker talks again.
“She um, she calls Dr Robby Fruitcake and- Cocksucker?” He whispered the last part looking a bit concerned.

“Right. Yeah she does that” Dana smiled tapping the desk with her pen before turning away.