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The MSBY Black Jackals Read Thirst Tweets
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We heard your prayers and finally made them come true! We had some of the Jackals, Kōtarō Bokuto, Kiyoomi Sakusa, Atsumu Miya, and Shōyō Hinata read all your nasty thirst tweets—and it was just as hilariously chaotic as you can imagine. It only made us love them more! Watch the video now. #MSBYJACKALS #MSBY
Transcript
[Bokuto and Sakusa are seated on the stools at the back. In front of them, Hinata and Atsumu are sitting on their own separate stools. Each of them has a phone in their hand to read the thirst tweets.]
Bokuto: HEY, HEY HEY!!!! I’m Bokuto!
[He’s got his arms stretched up to hype the rest of his teammates. Behind the camera, he manages to frighten some of the crew which amuses the Jackals.]
Hinata: [He mimics Bokuto but in a calmer manner] Hi! I’m Hinata!
Atsumu: Hey, I’m Atsumu!
Sakusa: And I’m Sakusa. The quietest and the most sane apparently.
[This causes uproar.]
Bokuto: That’s not even true, and you know it!!!!
Hinata: We have receipts! We literally share a bedroom wall!
Bokuto: SHOYO [He says in between loud laughter] Oh, that’s so dirty!
Hinata: [Grins widely] Pretty on brand, don’t you think?
Atsumu: I can’t even argue there, I’m sorry.
Sakusa: No, you’re not. And it’s not even me who’s loud.
Atsumu: [He puts a hand next to his mouth to whisper to the camera] Don’t mind him, Omi-Omi is just shy.
Sakusa: I’m going to actually fucking run you over.
Atsumu: Ya’ll might be onta somethin’ when ya say that sorta shit online.
Offscreen: Oh, do you all read thirst tweets?
Atsumu: I actually have a stan account so I know how freaky ya’ll are.
Sakusa: Your main account is your stan account.
Atsumu: Don’t dox me???
Sakusa: You doxxed yourself by thirst tweeting about me for years.
[They all pause to agree with this statement.]
Bokuto: [He puts one finger up in the air] And this is why we have a simp jar in our apartment.
Offscreen: Right, you all live together.
Hinata: The four of us with our partners! Kotaro-kun with Keiji-kun and me with Tobio. Who is behind the camera hiding his face with his long-ass bangs. Cute.
Bokuto: Shoutout to Keiji too! [He starts waving enthusiastically behind the camera]
Hinata: Hi dad! [The confused looks from the crew forces him to explain in the most dire tone] Keiji-kun and Bokuto-kun raised me. They are my parents.
Bokuto: [Nods and measures a hand next to his knee] Since he was this tall. They grow up so fast.
[They all nod grimly except for Sakusa.]
Sakusa: Can we please start reading these tweets already?
Atsumu: Omi stop being such a cactus—I’ll read the first one.
[The opening to the Thirst Tweet pops up on the screen along with the music.]
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me a raging homosexual:
Also me: why the fuck are the jackals all so damn hot
Atsumu: Well, if that ain’t the most backhanded compliment
Hinata: Yeah, the ‘why’ of it all is taking me out but I’m so glad you’re a raging homosexual! So am I! [He puts up a peace sign]
Sakusa: Aren’t we all, though?
Atsumu: Omi just sees the world in gay and I think that’s so real
Sakusa: I just think everyone’s a little gay
Bokuto: YEAHHH QUEER RIGHTS!!!!
Hinata: Queer rights!!! Oh! I wanna do the next one! Let’s see…
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miya atsumu’s thighs. That’s it. That’s the tweet
Hinata: [Laughs] I ghost tweeted this.
Bokuto: HELL YEAH, his thighs are gorgeous.
Sakusa: They are truly the bane of my existence.
Atsumu: Says the guy who gets a nosebleed every time I flex them.
Sakusa: [Raises an eyebrow] Yeah, because I’m horn—
[The clip suddenly cuts to Sakusa and Atsumu sharing a small, affectionate smirk as Bokuto picks the phone up]
Bokuto: My turn!!
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Every time i see bokuto without his kneepads i feel like a victorian suitor who just saw a glimpse of his betrothed ankles
Bokuto: Funny how Keiji said the exact same thing to me the other day. Speaking of! Go check out his new upcoming BL manga series set in the Heian era. It’s very steamy [He adds a wink]
Atsumu: Almost as if he got material from real life experiences…
Hinata: I’m pretending you didn’t just say that about my parents for my mental health.
Sakusa: Keiji-kun is a very good writer.
Bokuto: [Nearly in tears] I’m so proud of him.
Hinata: Awww, now Keiji-kun’s getting shy.
Atsumu: We’re comin’ out of this interview so broke.
Hinata: But we’ll use the simp jar money to eat at a nice restaurant!
Bokuto: YEAH, how about that new place down the street?
Sakusa: It does have a nice atmosphere.
Atsumu: Omi-Omi always chooses the best restaurants.
Sakusa: [smiles slightly] That’s because you know Samu’s restaurant is in my top three
Atsumu: [While staring at the camera] Tryna butter me and my twin up, can ya believe this guy?
Hinata: But Osamu-kun is AMAZING, he always remembers everyone’s favorite food and makes it for them [His eyes glaze over] He makes the best tamago gohan too!
Bokuto: [Sighs dreamily] His yakinu…this is real thirst right here!
Sakusa: And that brings us to the topic at hand…
[He picks up the phone and they all pause to read the long tweet, promptly bursting into laughter. Sakusa blinks at the screen a couple of times.]
Hinata: There’s no way—
Bokuto: THIS IS POETRY!
Atsumu: Holy shit this is the best day of my life, OMI I BEG YOU, please, please, please—
Sakusa: I will if you’d just let me speak [He attempts to school his face, sighing loudly]
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miya atsumu, let me eat that ass like a fucking sausage mcgrittle—
[The clip cuts when they erupt into hysterical laughter]
—with extra maple syrup id tear that shit up—
[Sakusa tries and fails to fight a smirk as he emphasizes the word]
—SLORMP on that BITCH you feel me? your thighs could be the apple pie on the side id munch munch that shit and wash it down with a cold glass of my tears
[He then casually stares directly at the camera. It’s pin drop silent for a beat as the frame comically zooms into the Jackals.]
Sakusa: Well, I’m not usually the one crying but I suppose this is pretty accurate.
Hinata: Can confirm.
Atsumu: ‘m literally in love with ya, this is the best thing that’s ever happened.
Bokuto: NOTHING TOPS THIS IM AFRAID!
[Once again, the camera crew startles at his tone but Bokuto has the decency to look sheepish this time]
Atsumu: [Wiping tears] Kiyo pretty much won that one but onta the next!
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Can we all please talk about hinata’s glow up??? Just look at how tan and buff he got IM GOING TO EAT BRICKS
[Attached images of Hinata as a fifteen year old and Hinata from the latest match]
Atsumu: First of all, I had a full blown crush on Shoyo when we met six years ago
Hinata: We dated for a bit last year too!
Sakusa: For only sixteen days…
Atsumu: Ain’t he so sexy when he’s talkin’ numbers? Hey, Omi, how long have we been datin’?
Sakusa: Two hundred and seventy three days.
Bokuto: You fucking terrify me, Kiyoomi-kun…
Hinata: He’s so cool!
Atsumu: He’s such a lame idiot.
Sakusa: Your pockets are going to be so empty after this.
Atsumu: Eh, I’ll just hafta rely on ya then.
Hinata: My turn again!
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uh hey guys, do you think sakusa has moles all over his body cause if so, I need him to spike a ball into my face while shirtless
[Bokuto and Atsumu try and fail at holding in their laughter. Hinata cocks his head in confusion.]
Hinata: This is so oddly specific.
Atsumu: They’re onta somethin’, though…
Sakusa: I’m not going to spike your sets shirtless.
Bokuto: Aw, man [He sags with a pout]
Atsumu: We’ll see
Hinata: Will keep you all updated what happens next practice [He grins with a wink and an adorable thumbs up]
Atsumu: Oh, and if anyone’s curious, yeah Omi’s got moles all over his body.
[Sakusa flushes and Atsumu just grins at the camera innocently.]
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bokuto is breasting so boobily in this like can I please play with them,,,,,ARE THEY HEAVY???? CAN I HOLD THEM
[Attached images of Bokuto from the latest match with a horny meme]
Bokuto: [Laughs obnoxiously] They are quite heavy. I’m a 40C in bra size, by the way. [He winks and clicks his tongue at the camera but behind it, the microphone is just able to pick up Akaashi smacking a palm to his forehead.]
Sakusa: Question. Why do you know your bra size?
Bokuto: Uh, question. Why do you not?
Hinata: Meian-kun is gonna have to do so much damage control…
Atsumu: Eh, it’s nothin’ new. Should’ve thought of that before he made us do this.
Sakusa: You literally begged our managers to get us on this show.
Atsumu: Cause I’m an attention whore. As if ya aren’t one too.
Sakusa: It’s true. We like to read fan tweets every day as if it’s the morning news.
Hinata: Is that why you both are always giggling together on the bus?
Atsumu: It’s a good self-esteem booster!
Bokuto: Aww, I wish Keiji read thirst tweets with me.
Hinata: Wish Tobio did too…
[Bokuto perks up all of a sudden, pout fading into a grin.]
Bokuto: HEY, HEY, HEY! Look at us, father and son!!
[The two of them high-five each other, easily able to brighten up their own moods.]
Atsumu: [Cupping his ears] Maybe Omi’s right. Ya both should seriously go to therapy.
Sakusa: I’m always right, Tsumu.
[He’s sporting a smug smirk as Atsumu nods firmly.]
Atsumu: That ya are, my sugarplum.
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How is volleyball meant to be family friendly when we’ve got the jackals??? Like atsumu’s always sticking his tongue out??? His thighs FLEX when he sets. Sakusa’s face and body is structured after a greek or roman statue. Hinata can fly right into my lap and keep it warm for me please and bokuto can like choke me with his biceps AND suffocate me with his quads
Bokuto: Hey guys, I’m gonna print this tweet and frame it in our apartment.
Hinata: As you should!
Atsumu: Put it up in the entrance so it’s the first thing anyone sees when they come over.
Sakusa: What he said.
Bokuto: Perfect!
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sakusa kiyoomi. this bussy is all yours praise the lord
[Sakusa ignores the peals of laughter from the rest.]
Sakusa: If I wasn’t convinced before that everyone has arranged all these tweets so that I end up saying the most heinous shit on camera, I am now.
Atsumu: This is honestly the best fuckin’ day of my life.
Off-screen: Do you know what bussy means?
Sakusa: I’m gay. So. Yes.
Atsumu: Omi-Omi’s also more chronically online than me.
Hinata: It’s kinda really cool because you’d never expect it.
Bokuto: It makes perfect sense because Keiji’s the same and in my head they’re practically the same person in different fonts.
Sakusa: Keiji-kun is much more pleasant as a human being.
Atsumu: Don’t worry, Kiyo, yer the most pleasant human being in my eyes.
Sakusa: I’m not worried. But thank you for that, Tsumu.
[Atsumu just grins wider, eyes crinkling. The clip shifts to one where his face softens as he reads a tweet.]
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i don’t know what I want more. To tenderly kiss every single mole on sakusa’s body or ask him to step on me like i’m a bug
Atsumu: This is word for word the first question in my mind every mornin’ when I open my eyes and I see Omi’s face next ta mine.
[Sakusa shakes his head, his curls bouncing.]
Sakusa: You’re such a sap. Do you realize all of this is going to be on the internet? Forever?
Atsumu: Bein’ cringe and gay is my entire personality so, if that’s my legacy…[He shrugs with one shoulder.]
Bokuto: QUEER RIGHTS!
Hinata: Queer rights!
Sakusa: You two really need to start using your indoor voices.
Bokuto: There’s no such thing, Kiyoomi-kun!
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Hinata please sit on my face.
[Attached images of extreme close-ups of Hinata’s butt.]
[Hinata’s ears go pink.]
Hinata: Oh…that’s a lot…
Sakusa: I’m more concerned about how someone managed to take pictures of him during a match like that. I thought iPhone cameras were shit.
[Behind the camera, their manager smacks a palm to her forehead.]
Atsumu: Whoops. Could’ve been an android, who knows?
Bokuto: MOVING ON!
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BOKUTO CAN BREAK MY BACK LIKE A GLOWSTICK
Sakusa: Truly appreciate how you read that at the top of your lungs.
Bokuto: This tweet was meant for me. But also, I don’t think I want to break this person’s back—or anyone’s. Backs are important!
Hinata: Please keep them safe.
Atsumu: It’s like no one wants ta make love anymore. Is nothin’ sacred?
[Sakusa opens his mouth to speak, but then promptly shuts it.]
Bokuto: Hear that, everyone? Sweet, gentle sex is in.
Hinata: Rough sex is fine too! Just not too rough, right?
Atsumu: Exactly, Shoyo. Practice safe, consensual sex. [He emphasizes with a finger in the air] Who said we weren’t good role models, eh?
Sakusa: And if you’re a child watching this, then please close this video and go outside to touch grass.
Bokuto: YEAH, go play games—play some volleyball!
[Hinata and Atsumu whoop and cheer in agreement.]
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I may be a lesbian but if sakuatsu came up to me from across the bar and told me they liked my vibe, I would let them take me home and peg them
Sakusa: Their vibe is satisfactory enough already.
Atsumu: Have never been pegged before, so that’d be excitin’.
Bokuto: GO LESBIANS!
Hinata: Women empowerment!!!
Sakusa: I love lesbians. And women. Platonically.
Hinata: Shoutout to Kiyoko-chan and Yacchan!
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BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF
[Attached images of Bokuto at the latest match.]
Atsumu: You sure are one fine specimen, Bokkun.
Sakusa: Keiji-kun is a lucky man.
Hinata: I got all the best genes from them!
Bokuto: Thank you, thank you. [He perks up in his seat, flexing his chest] I’m so glad everyone agrees I’m the best.
Sakusa: Oh. That’s not—
[He then decides not to finish that sentence, opting to share a look with Atsumu instead as Bokuto puffs his chest out.]
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I would do anything to lick the sweat off atsumu’s thighs
Hinata: I’m curious as to what they mean by ‘anything’. [He stares into the camera.] How far are you really willing to go?
Sakusa: It’s too unhygienic.
Atsumu: Yer one to talk…
Sakusa: I have never licked your sweat and I never will.
Atsumu: Yer loss, Omi-Omi! But also a lie. No, I will not elaborate. [He says the last part to the camera and the crew.]
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can’t believe I’m up at 2 am thinking about minus tempos and fast attacks, like pls demonstrate all these moves in the bedroom for me
Bokuto: I hope you know I’m never looking at those words the same way ever again.
Hinata: I’m officially scarred for life. Points for creativity, though!
Atsumu: Thanks for ruining those terms for me too, by the way.
Sakusa: Okay, I seem to have the last one and fucking hell—
[He skims through the tweet, his face scrunching up as his teammates snicker obnoxiously.]
Sakusa: I want everyone to know I hate them. [He sighs, blowing the microphone.]
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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, vertically, horizontally, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, in a chair, outside, in the locker room, on a plane, in the car
[Attached images of Sakusa and Atsumu from their recent photoshoot for a sports magazine. The pictures chosen are very steamy.]
[Sakusa inhales deeply to catch his breath after reciting the tweet in monotone.]
Sakusa: Can’t tell if that was the highlight of this interview or the worst thing I’ve ever been submitted to.
Atsumu: Gonna print this out and frame it above our bed.
Bokuto: The internet is a wild, wild place…I’m obsessed.
Sakusa: I have these pictures of us saved on my phone.
Atsumu: Ya sly fox! Ya never told me that.
Sakusa: We look really good together. [He’s slightly flushed, warmly looking at the images of themselves.]
Atsumu: Take that Samu! We’re the hottest couple! [He sticks his tongue out childishly.]
[The clip cuts to all four of them in frame again.]
Hinata: Well, that was really fun!!! [He bounces in his seat with a grin.]
Bokuto: We should do it again!!!
Atsumu: Please, I beg ya. [He flattens his palms together.] I will do anythin’ for more. Preferably about me.
Sakusa: As if you don’t already have such a huge head.
[Atsumu smirks and opens his mouth but everyone cuts him off to shut him up.]
Bokuto: Thank you for having us Buzzfeed!!!
Hinata: It was such a blast, very flattering.
Bokuto: Who knew strangers on the internet could be such great self-esteem boosters? I FEEL ALIVE.
Atsumu: Ya get me, Bokkun.
Bokuto: HELL YEAH, I DO!
Sakusa: As excruciating as this was, please let me know how many other ways you want me to run you over or step on you. I will do it.
Atsumu: He’s bein’ so for real right now. It’s very sexy.
Sakusa: I will be starting with you first.
Atsumu: I think I can die happy…
Bokuto: Alright! Please keep hyping us up on twitter. We got a match coming up soon!
Hinata: YEAH, YEAH!!! We’ll be so awesome, just you wait!
[The screen fades to black as the music picks up again. Suggested videos pop up on the screen.]
🏐
tsum-tsum ✔
@miyatsu
Can’t believe no one made thirst tweets about omi’s freaky wrists and about me being the hotter twin…
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
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The better Miya @miyatsu
Maybe they didn’t cause the truth hurts
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
tsum-tsum ✔ @onigirimiya
FUCK YOU????
The better Miya @miyatsu
Very creative. No wonder they love you so much.
tsum-tsum ✔ @onigirimiya
SEE IF I EVER PROMOTE YOUR SHOP AGAIN MF
omi-omi ✔ @miyatsu
That’s because you’re the only freak who likes my freaky wrists
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
tsum-tsum ✔ @sakiyoomi
There are fan accounts dedicated to your freaky wrists omi.
omi-omi ✔ @miyatsu
Assuming you’d be one of them
tsum-tsum ✔ @sakiyoomi
WELL DUH
omi-omi ✔ @miyatsu
Case in point
tsum-tsum ✔ @sakiyoomi
Why can’t you ever just flirt with me
omi-omi ✔ @miyatsu
Is this not me flirting with you?
tsum-tsum ✔ @sakiyoomi
…ya got me there
HOOT HOOT ✔
@BOKKUN
HEY HEY HEY LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
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Akaashi @BOKKUN
Yay 🖤 hoping you’ll use a brain to mouth filter next time, kotaro #MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
HOOT HOOT ✔ @AkaashiKeiji
KEIJIIII I’M SORRY I WON’T EVER TALK ABOUT MY BRA SIZE ON CAMERA AGAIN 🥹🤍🤍🤍
Shoyo-yo ✔ @BOKKUN @AkaashiKeiji
Keiji-kun just sighed and smacked his forehead again
HOOT HOOT ✔ @AkaashiKeiji @ninjashoyo
I KNOW I WAS THERE
Kuro @AkaashiKeiji @ninjashoyo @BOKKUN
AND YOU GUYS DIDN’T RECORD IT FOR ME?
Shoyo-yo ✔
@ninjashoyo
Watch me and my friends read thirst tweets 😸🧡!!
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
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King of the Court ✔ @ninjashoyo
The lighting really does emphasize just how tangerine you got after that one tweet #MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
Shoyo-yo ✔ @bakageyama
STOP REPLAYING IT???
King of the Court ✔ @ninjashoyo
[Attached image of the meme: That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read]
Shi-wan ✔ @bakageyama @ninjashoyo
Oh wow this is so embarrassing for you shoyo-kun
Yacchan @bakageyama @ninjashoyo
Awww tobio-kun how can you tease him when he looks this sweet 🍊🧡
Shoyo-yo ✔ @strawberrygirl @bakageyama
THANK YOU YACCHAN🧡🧡
King of the Court ✔ @ninjashoyo @strawberrygirl
That’s exactly why I’m teasing him yacchan
Shoyo-yo ✔ @strawberrygirl @bakageyama
Hehe 🧸🧸🧡🧡
omi-omi ✔
@sakiyoomi
Watch this if you want to see me say heinous shit on camera
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
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Captain Meian ✔ @sakiyoomi
Sakusa Kiyoomi…
tsum-tsum ✔ @sakiyoomi @MeianShugo
AND I OOP–
omi-omi ✔ @miyatsu @MeianShugo
What?? tsumu was literally just swearing on twitter
tsum-tsum ✔ @sakiyoomi @MeianShugo
HELLO??? Can’t believe i’m getting hatecrimed by my own boyfriend????
kuro
@kuroken
@Buzzfeed how come none of my thirst tweets about bokkun’s boobs made it into the video :(((
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
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HOOT HOOT ✔ @kuroken
BRO
kuro @BOKKUN
BRO…
HOOT HOOT ✔ @kuroken
I LOVE YOU BRO
kuro @BOKKUN
I LOVE YOU TOO BRO
The Great King ✔ @kuroken
They didn’t put in my tweets about shoyo-kun either BOOOOO👎👎👎
kuro @kenwatanabe
gasp…sliding into the dm’s
The Great King ✔ @kuroken
[Attached gif: Princess and the Pauper I’m just like you, you’re just like me]
cherry ♡ sakuatsu brainrot
@cherrysmsby
sakusa swearing, looking bored out of his mind, and bickering (flirting) with atsumu for two minutes gay, you’re welcome
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets #sakuatsu
[Attached video of Sakusa with Wii music]
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ivy ⚜️ @cherrysmsby
why is this video 3020482 hours long????? Im obsessed holy shit
felix loves cherry @cherrysmsby
MY WIFE DOING GOD’S WORK
ash 😼 @cherrysmsby
should’ve been the title of the video tbh 😭 why is he like this
sam is consumed with rage @cherrysmsby
BESTIE THE WAY HE ONLY SMILED WHEN HE LOOKED AT ATSUMU
august ☀️⛱️ @cherrysmsby
GIRL KOMORI RETWEETED THIS
mayochuppy @cherrysmsby
was literally waiting for this 🫡 you never miss oomfie
ezzie @cherrysmsby
he’s so done with their asses i’m !@#??
toyota ✔
@motoyakomori
This is now my favorite video ❤️my cousin is the funniest
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets #sakuatsu
[Repost of @sktscherry’s sakusa compilation]
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The better Miya @motoyakomori
Wish I could swap him with tsumu
suna ✔ @onigirimiya @motoyakomori
Why he’s in love with tsumu is beyond me
tsum-tsum ✔ @onigirimiya
@motoyakomori@sunarin
SHUT UP RINTARO, it’s the same reason you love my brother and toya
suna ✔ @miyatsu @onigirimiya @motoyakomori
Is it though?
The better Miya @motoyakomori @miyatsu @sunarin
Is it really?
tsum-tsum ✔ @onigirimiya @motoyakomori @sunarin
I hate you both so much, toya is now my favorite family member 🩷
toyota ✔ @onigirimiya @miyatsu @sunarin
You’re also my favorite family member tsumu😁❤️
The better Miya @motoyakomori @miyatsu @sunarin
We’re literally your boyfriends???
omi-omi ✔ @miyatsu @motoyakomori @sunarin @onigirimiya
Bold of suna to talk shit when I have a video of him drunk, sobbing about how much he loves samu and toya
tsum-tsum ✔ @sakiyoomi @onigirimiya @motoyakomori @sunarin
I’m on my hands and knees begging you to marry me, holy fuck there are tears in my eyes
The better Miya @sakiyoomi @motoyakomori @miyatsu @sunarin
KIYOOMI KUN???
[Attached video of the viral tiktok audio: Show it to me please, send it to me Rachel]
toyota ✔ @sakiyoomi @onigirimiya @miyatsu @sunarin
Kiyo 😭😭😭
omi-omi ✔ @miyatsu @motoyakomori @sunarin @onigirimiya
Love how rintaro’s disappeared…
toyota ✔ @sakiyoomi @onigirimiya @miyatsu @sunarin
He’s sending negative vibes from under the blanket in bed lol gonna go kiss his cheeks
The better Miya @sakiyoomi @motoyakomori @miyatsu @sunarin
Me too🏃🏃🏃
Honey 🔆
@sunshinehinata
Me fighting for my life sobbing about how cute shoyo is versus seeing how thicc he looks too,,,save me jesus
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
[Attached images of Hinata’s smile and a close-up of his thighs]
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#1 ninja shoyo stan @sunshinehinata
felt this tweet in my body and soul
Honey🔆 @shoyoyo
LIKE HOW IS THIS ALLOWED???? WE ARE IN PUBLIC???
bokuto’s kneepads
@number12
I just woke up 😳 what do you mean bokuto read my thirst tweet
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
[Attached gif of Jennifer Lawrence asking ‘what do you mean?’ at Hot Ones]
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HOOT HOOT BITCH @number12
OOMF FAME ERA??? LETS FUCKING GO
bokuto’s kneepads @owlbokuto
AKSJKFJK IM SO–
gray ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ @number12
I remember you tweeting it CONGRATS OOMFIE <33
bokuto’s kneepads @grayshappy
PLS OH MY GOD THANK YOU<33
fay☆
@atsumustongue
Are we all not gonna talk about the fact that atsumu has a stan account and that sakuatsu GIGGLE TOGETHER READING TWEETS ABOUT THEM ON THE BUS
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
[Attached clip from the Thirst Tweet video]
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Mel 🦊 @atsumustongue
IMAGINE BEING OOMFS WITH ATSUMU
atsumu’s thighs @atsumustongue
Oh to hear sakusa’s giggle…
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ @atsumustongue
ATSUMU IS SO DOWN BAD HERE LIKE GET UP MY GUY
kiyo!!! @atsumustongue
Atsumu wanting to kiss all of sakusa’s moles while simultaneously wanting to be stepped on is my new gender btw
Bee🍯semi ia
@honeybee_
Sakusa this entire video:
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
[Attached meme: a world where gay is a norm and straight is a minority]
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Black Jackals 🦊 @honeybee_
I need to dissect his brain in a lab
MSBY BRAINROT
@blackjackalsss
The way all my favorite jackals live together 😭 they’re a family…
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
[Attached clip of them discussing their living arrangements]
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Ella🌙 @blackjackalsss
#bokuaka as hinata’s parents is so cute im weeping
MSBY BRAINROT @ellasdiary
Our son deserves the whole world 🥹
ᯓ★ @blackjackalsss
Do we think they actually framed those tweets
MSBY BRAINROT @milkyway24
I WOULD SURE HOPE SO!!! Speak into the mic 🎤 @BOKKUN @miyatsu @sakiyoomi @ninjashoyo
sof🌷finals season
@msbysofs
Im dying at sakuatsu and bokuto being physically unable to yap about their sex lives 😭
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
[Attached clips of sakuatsu and bokuto from the Thirst Tweet video]
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owl @msbysofs
No one, absolutely no one:
Bokuto: mY BrA SIze is 40c
(❀❛ ֊ ❛„)♡ @msbysofs
Bokuto having the biggest tits in the jackals…i know that’s right
[Attached memes]
Yo-yo @msbysofs
Shoyo outing sakuatsu for having loud sex was foul 😭 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
no thoughts just skts @msbysofs
No one:
Sakusa: I’M HORNY
LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO HI, HELLO HOW ARE YOU??
≽^•⩊•^≼ @msbysofs
Miya “have never been pegged before so that’d be exciting” atsumu,,, as if we didn’t already know he’s the most bottom bitch to ever exist
⋆.˚🦋༘⋆ @msbysofs
Sakusa just casually dropping the fact that atsumu cries during sex is all imma be thinking about for WEEKS
Rin🫧💗✨
@rinAta
Proof that the jackals are the biggest simps cause wdym they have a simp jar in their apartment
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
[Attached clips from the Thirst Tweet video]
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z 🖤⃝🤍 @rinAta
Can’t believe their partners came to set too despite not being jackals,,, they’re truly all simps
Rin🫧💗✨ @blackjackalz
Wish we got to see kageyama’s face when shoyo teased him
z 🖤⃝🤍 @rinAta
Him hiding behind his bangs and shoyo’s smile :(((
♡ @rinAta @blackjackalz
CUTIES and Bokuto and shoyo waving to akaashi was so sweet IM WEAK
Rin🫧💗✨semi ia @agashiiii @blackjackalz
I can just imagine how pretty akaashi would be behind the scenes 😭
z 🖤⃝🤍 @rinAta @agashiiii
They’re both so pretty fr fr esp BOKUTO IS JUST A PUPPY
♡ @rinAta @blackjackalz
A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
🏐🏆 @rinAta
Bokuto smoothly promoting akaashi’s new manga??? goals
Rin🫧💗✨ @Acebokkun
PLSSS he’s truly a natural born simp when is it OUR turn
#1 skts stan❗
@sakuatsu1513
gonna go draw sakusa with moles all over his body rq brb….,,,,,,
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
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B✮ @sakuatsu1513
omg,,,i’m drawing bokuto with a bra…
#1 skts stan❗ @bokkkuna
vibrating out of my SKIN rn
atsuhina bestieism truther
@tsummiya
What’s more lesbians than atsuhina dating and still being best friends
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
[Attached images of atsuhina]
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miya @tsummiya
sometimes i truly forget the fact that they fucking DATED and it always feels like i got hit by a ton of bricks
atsuhina bestieism truther @miyAtsumu
Dated only for sixteen days too 😭 fucking insane
artemis ✨
@missartemis
A compilation of every time bokuto scared someone on set by being too loud
#MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
[Attached video compilation with funky background music]
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💥💫 @missartemis
I OWE YOU MY FIRST BORN FOR THIS
opal @missartemis
Im cryinggg those poor people on set aksfgks
black jackals prayer circle 🏐🥇 @missartemis
Sakuatsu ganging up on him is the content we all didn’t know we wanted but got anyway tbh they’re so silly lmaooo
Miya atsumu’s thighs agenda ☝️
@atsumusthicc
The thirst tweet video called for the Miya Atsumu Thighs agenda so please trend with me thank you <333
#MiyaAtsumusThighs #MSBYJACKALS #MSBYThirstTweets
[Attached video compilation of close-ups of Atsumu’s thighs]
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Nomi @atsumusthicc
I think i’m getting a nosebleed I FEEL FAINT
#MiyaAtsumusThighs
tsum-tsum ✔ @atsumusthicc @nommiya
Omi-omi is that you @sakiyoomi
Nomi @miyatsu @atsumusthicc @sakiyoomi
KJFKASKF OH MY GOD????
Atsumu’s thighs!!!! @atsumusthicc
BESTIE SAKUATSU RETWEETED
#MiyaAtsumusThighs
thicc atsumu @atsumusthicc
HOLY SHIT CONGRATS
#MiyaAtsumusThighs
thighlocked @atsumusthicc
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE GOD’S FAVORITE???
#MiyaAtsumusThighs
omi-omi ✔
@sakiyoomi
As Tsumu’s boyfriend, I am the biggest fan of his thighs and I love him very much. All the haters can fuck off
#MiyaAtsumusThighs
[Repost of @atsumusthicc’s tweet alongside a selfie of Sakusa kissing Atsumu’s flushed cheek]
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tsum-tsum ✔ @sakiyoomi
Fuckin sap i love you too 💐💗✨🩷