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Rather Be by wardsarefunctioning
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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“Okay so… you remember how I had that really cool plan where we would pretend you had a boyfriend for a while and then Mama wouldn’t bring a date for you to the wedding?”
“Yes,” Elizabeth said warily. “And you remember how I said no to that plan, right?”“Well, yeah. But then I decided to do it anyway.” Lydia glanced over. “Don’t look at me like that! Mama was talking about Book Club Guy again. Desperate measures were absolutely necessary.”
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To avoid the fate of her mother meddling in her love life, Elizabeth Trevelyan ends up bringing a fake date to her sister Jane's wedding.
A Modern AU with the characters from Under Good Regulation
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If Its Habits Are A Little Peculiar by wardsarefunctioning
Fandoms: Fallout: New Vegas, Fallout 4
27 Mar 2026
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There were six of them, when they left the Commonwealth. Orson's the only one left.
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Wherein Robert House hires an escaped synth to deliver the platinum chip
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Unregulated by wardsarefunctioning
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
14 Apr 2025
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Prompts from tumblr for Under Good Regulation (and probably other bits of the Truth Universally Acknowledged universe)
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- Part 4 of A Truth Universally Acknowledged
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What We Owe To Each Other by wardsarefunctioning for beaubashley
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, The Good Place (TV), Dragon Age II
20 Feb 2025
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Solas creates a duplicate of Alexius's amulet, and is able to reset everything back to the beginning of the Inquisition, at Haven. Of course, if the Champion of Kirkwall and her friends keep interfering with his plans, he may have to do it more than once.
A crossover between Dragon Age and The Good Place
Warning: spoilers ahead for Dragon Age (through Veilguard) and The Good Place
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The Chain I Forged In Life by Tress13, wardsarefunctioning
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
25 Dec 2019
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On First Day's Eve, eleven years after the events at the Exalted Council, Solas is visited by three spirits.
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A Truth Universally Acknowledged by wardsarefunctioning
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age - Various Authors, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
14 Apr 2025
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Under Good Regulation is the story of Inquisitor Jane Trevelyan and her sister, Elizabeth Trevelyan, as they deal with the events of Dragon Age: Inquisition, and navigate polite society. Based on the story Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen, with Cullen as Mr. Bingley and Solas as Mr. Darcy.
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Vincit qui se vincit by tumbleweed (zel), zel
Fandoms: Fallout: New Vegas, Fallout - Fandom
15 May 2011
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The courier was a good man, inoffensive, who limped and shuffled from town to town, drawing letters or packages out of his long pockets, bringing well-wishes and gifts, news and postcards. He shook hands, kissed babies, and told wild stories about places he'd been to. It was easy to travel with him, an easy pace, sleeping under the stars or eating hot plates on kindly strangers' porches. He always said softly he didn't want trouble. He never wanted any trouble. At first they all figured him for a kindly older gentleman, some poor cripple who might have been a veteran.
But when the gang recovers two stealth devices from the nightkin, the courier cooks up one wild scheme after another to rescue NCR soldiers and bring justice to Vegas fiends. What started as running deliveries soon spirals into bounty hunting, with a mix of superior technology and ideas crazy enough to work. Boone goes from the bodyguard of a rag-tag wandering outfit to a wasteland enforcer, losing his grip on reality under the influence of the Stealth Boy, and troubled by nightmares of the dead, the courier must confront at last the secrets of his past.
Bookmarked by wardsarefunctioning
10 Mar 2026
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The World Was Wide Enough by buttsonthebeach
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
08 Mar 2025
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Ellana woke certain that Solas was in bed beside her.
At first she thought it was a dream within a dream - she had seen him that night, the wolf in the distance, the wolf so real even in dreaming that she knew it was him and not some other spirit of the Fade. She felt his presence behind her, warmth and plaster and Fade and elfroot and wool and lips against her neck, not quite a kiss, just an absent-minded sleeping touch. She must have been dreaming.
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A re-telling of the events of Veilguard from Ellana Lavellan's perspective, and continuing with events that take place after the end of the game.Bookmarked by wardsarefunctioning
30 Nov 2024
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Greatly Approved by damalur
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
24 Jan 2015
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An apostate's guide to popular fiction.
(Or: Hawke runs headlong into Cassandra's book club, Varric comes along for the ride.)
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- Part 1 of Greatly Approved
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- English
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- 34,586
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Bookmarked by wardsarefunctioning
08 Jun 2018
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Tell it from the mountain by deleriumofyou
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
08 May 2019
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The Herald is an Avvar. Everyone panics.
“She cannot read. She has multiple gods, none of which include the Maker.”
“Andraste was Alamarri. Why not an Avvar as her Herald?”on indefinite hiatus
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- English
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- 230,799
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- 49/?
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Bookmarked by wardsarefunctioning
24 Oct 2016
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If not tomorrow (then tomorrow, and tomorrow) by muffin_song
Fandoms: Groundhog Day - Minchin/Rubin
02 Feb 2018
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Time starts moving again, and Phil learns to do the same.
Bookmarked by wardsarefunctioning
11 Sep 2017