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Laundromat Blues by vegetablebirb
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band), Boys Planet (Korea TV), AND2BLE (Korea Band)
27 Jun 2026
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“Oh, hell no.” Zhang Hao glared at the boy standing across from him.
Out of all the people’s laundry he could’ve mistakenly taken, it had to be an old flame (from high school no less).
Hanbin considered Zhang Hao from where he was perched on top of a laundry machine. “Zhang Hao. I thought the shit-colored sweater vests looked familiar.”
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My YWY3 Archive Pile by vegetablebirb
Fandoms: IXFORM (Band), YOUTH WITH YOU 3, QCYN3, 青春有你3
12 Apr 2024
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Please enjoy these bites of stories (with various ships) that never got fleshed out fully.
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The Bet That Launched a Thousand Gay Panics by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
25 Aug 2025
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“You’re slowing down, marimo,” he said, dodging the downward swing of Zoro’s blade with a theatrical flourish that was probably illegal in three countries for being that pretty.
Zoro, shirtless, glistening, sweaty, and deeply homicidal, growled like a man personally offended by gravity. “Maybe you’re just talking too much.”
“Or maybe,” Sanji said, kicking off the railing and twisting in the air like some kind of gymnastic demon prince, landing with a little click of his heel, “you’re scared I’ll win.”
Zoro scoffed. “You? Win? In your fucking dreams, curlybrow.”
Sanji’s eyebrow twitched. That was it. That was war.
“One round,” Sanji said. “Winner gets one favor. Anything they want.”
In which Zoro loses a spar, Sanji wins a favor, and both of them lose any semblance of sanity or heterosexuality.
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- Part 6 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
Bookmarked by vegetablebirb
27 Jun 2026
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Five Times Sanji Got Flustered (and the One Time Zoro Did) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2025
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Five times Sanji got flustered by Zoro’s unexpected displays of charm and vulnerability (involving shirtless training, romantic sleep-talking, fairytale readings, and impromptu love songs). And the one time Zoro was flustered by Sanji's quiet, honest confession of unwavering devotion.
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- Part 1 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
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26 Jun 2026
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Zoro took a good look at him. “Are you sure you’re okay?”
Why wouldn’t I be? My whole life has been a fucking lie, that’s all.
He wasn’t just not a ladies’ man anymore. And he wasn’t just not disgusted by that fucking brute and inelegant seaweed of a man.
Sanji had a huge, massive, overwhelming, undeniable crush on Zoro.
“Yeah, I’m fine.”
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The Straw Hats end up on a small, seemingly empty island, where they take an opportunity to encounter the thing each of them needs the most, in a series of personal challenges. Sanji, like everybody else, goes on his search alone... until a stupid green marimo gets on his way.- Language:
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26 Jun 2026
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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25 Jun 2026
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Sanji chokes on his cigarette. “You’re saying I’m allergic to what?”
“Semen,” Chopper says in the same tone of voice he’d use to describe today’s laundry list as if Sanji’s entire existence isn’t crashing down right in front of his eyes. “Zoro’s semen, to be precise.”
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24 Jun 2026