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“Going down?” Yuna Hollander stared back at him. Great.
“Um, yes. Down.”
She nodded and entered into the elevator next to him. As the door shut, she extended a hand.
“I’m Yuna Hollander. Shane Hollander is my son.”
Ilya took her hand. “Yes. Is very good to meet you, Mrs. Hollander. Your son is good to play against.”
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What if instead of running into Yuna on his way to meet Shane, he meets her after? Protective Yuna Hollander incoming.
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- Part 1 of becoming a hollander
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moving paper fantasy (visions of lonely tunes) by turtlesewerbrain
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Apr 2026
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“Ilya, I need to know if you’re ok. Can you say something?” Shane’s voice cut through the chaos swirling in his mind.
“блять,” Ilya cursed under his breath, “My brother is dead. His wife is dead. My niece is alone. I do not know what to do.”
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Alexei and his wife die in a car accident. Their daughter is physically unharmed, but emotionally wrecked, orphaned, and alone. Ilya is her closest living relative, how will he handle being given the option to adopt his niece, Marina Rozanova? How will Shane react? What lies ahead is a story of grief, growth, and love, with a bit of hockey sprinkled in.
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inside a timeless cage, i never wanted to sleep by turtlesewerbrain
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Oct 2022
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Tim has a rough day. School problems, parent problems, and the coffee machine broke this morning. If only that's where his problems ended.
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Titans Tower AU, but it starts off serious and devolves into more crack as I got more tired writing this at 3 am.
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dead but living (and learning how to breathe) by turtlesewerbrain
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 Mar 2022
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Everything has been fine for Matt. Everything at Nelson and Murdock has been going fine, but he can't shake the feeling that something is off. How will he handle the situation that he is thrust into?
[Warning: this features talks of death and kind of wanting to die, so please be careful]
If you want Matt Murdock angst, buckle up. There's a good amount here.
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Danny gets caught by some new GIW weapon. He needs to tend to his wound, and fast. His parent's van is the only place he can think of to go.
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Mr. Answer Man by BigPlushShark
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 Jun 2026
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In room 1410, Ilya Rozanov is ready to walk out the door after successfully getting his 19 year old hockey rival into bed. He knew how to make this moment happen and he knows what they have to be to each other now that it's over. But as he turns the doorknob to leave, he's stopped with questions he never expected. And giving Shane Hollander what he needs in that moment will change everything.
There's a lot of explicit content but I try to note which chapters are SFW vs NFSW.
Covers the first two years of their rookie seasons (which is mostly skipped over in the show/books). Canon divergent from the first hookup seen in HR s01ep01. Most things are from the show but the timeline is a mix of both; Hunter and Marleau are aged up per the show instead of as young as they are in the books. (Also, Shane and Ilya don't wait *two years*, they stick to the book timeline. IYKYK.)
Please note this will the first in a series; you can subscribe to the whole series as well so you don't miss anything :)
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14 Jun 2026
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The Boston Raiders are making decent time heading up into Michigan when one of the horses almost breaks an ankle on what’s left of the road.
A highly lethal—and highly contagious—virus has swept across the planet, taking down the power grid, toppling society, and leaving behind only a tiny fraction of the population. For a while, it seems like everything is over. This is not the case.
Or: The world ends. Shane Hollander starts playing for Boston. Yes, in that order.
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09 Jun 2026
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Shane turned around, and noticed a few things. One was that he was in a tiny cleaning cupboard. The other was that he wasn’t alone - instead, he was joined by Ilya Rozanov, and a 7 foot tall magical bear standing menacingly in the corner of the room. Although, he’s not really sure there’s a way for a giant magical bear to stand in a corner and not look menacing.
”Roz?”
Before he could say anything else, the bear and the lynx rushed from the room, slamming the door behind them with a click.
“… Did they lock the door?”
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What if hockey mascots were magical, and far too invested in Shane Hollander’s love life?
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08 Jun 2026
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“What do you know about it,” asked Ilya. He looked up toward the night sky, which was starless under the bright street lamps. “The curse, I mean. What did she tell you?”
“So you do know about it,” said Fabian. Ilya turned back to look at him.
“A bit,” said Ilya. He took another deep drag of his cigarette. “It took my mother. In a way.”
“I’m so sorry,” said Fabian. He kicked his boot into the wall. “My friend mentioned it was a bloodline thing.”
“Yes,” said Ilya. “Rarer for men to have it, but. Here I am.”
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Irina was a Siren. Ilya has always been cursed to be just like her.
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- Part 2 of anonymous cottage collection
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08 Jun 2026
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Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.
Except, well. Then there are zombies.
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07 Jun 2026