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Summary: Doctor Laszlo Kreizler has spent his life analysing the 'whys' of human depravity. He's never been asked to perform them.
Tags: Childhood trauma, creampie, dom/sub undertones, established relationship, Freudian elements, not beta read, rough sex, squirting, table sex, threats of violence, trans character, trans male character, vaginal fingering, vaginal sex.
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14 Mar 2026
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LOVEEEE the freudian elements & the concept of laszlo getting off on recreating what he went through 🤤🤤
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Toki gets his very own catboy.
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- Part 5 of The Real Thing
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10 Mar 2026
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love toki deciding if something is sexy or not, and even more than that, i love magnus purring
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Magnus gets his rocks off by watching old Dehtklok footage. Yeah, there’s masturbating in this. Inspired by the thought that Magnus is ambidextrous.
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10 Mar 2026
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magnus smoking and jerking off, what's not to like? always obsessed with media where someone gets off to their own fame.
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Follows The Church of the Black Klok; Toki dreams in rainbows, but the real world is made of blood. It's okay, though. They're going to save him. They promised.
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10 Mar 2026
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the first tagged magnus fic.. oh magheads we've always been this way (positively speaking, of course, i come to the tag for non-con and i receive it in wonderful abundance)
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Skwisgaar and Magnus decide who is better. Circa 1995.
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10 Mar 2026
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metalocalypse fanfic history was made here...
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“You should have died, man.”
It was spoken so suddenly Charles felt as if he was going to collapse. His head whipped around to see Magnus smiling at him mildly, as if what was said was not what he meant at all.
“What?” Charles’ voice trembled as he spoke.
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10 Mar 2026
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magcharles nation we are eating so good today. love seeing interactions between them since we were robbed of them in the show
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Magnus Hammersmith wants something, and what Magnus wants, Magnus gets.
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10 Mar 2026
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magnus and skwisgaar, everything i've ever wanted in the ways i always wanted it. now i have to think about klok opera era magnus and skwisgaar and what that would look like <3
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Melmord has his friends drive him home.
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10 Mar 2026
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definitely my favorite fluff fic i've read on here and one of my favorite metalocalypse fan fics in general. i'm big and greedy with that middle aged yaoi.
"Though Melmord is alone, he doesn’t feel that way. His own bruises start to sting, and though Magnus and Charles have each other, there’s love to spare. And they chose Melmord to receive that love. And he couldn't be happier."
^ life-changing btw.
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An in-depth look at a practical approach to embalming Metalocalypse's Magnus Hammersmith.
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10 Mar 2026
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incredible fic with attentive and detailed embalming process! namedrops tools, chemicals, and explains everything thoroughly.
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Going into Winter Soldier mode in Madripoor set off a routine Bucky thought was out of his system: he's supposed to blow the first handler to touch him when the mission's complete. That would be Sam.
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31 Jan 2026
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one of my favorites that i think about often
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There were only three things Max was thinking of at this moment.
One: How boring this race was.
Two: How ungodly frustrating it was that he couldn’t pass Russell.
Three: The increasing pangs of desperation coming from his bladder.
OR: Max's struggle with needing to piss during the 2024 Monaco GP.
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20 Jan 2026
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Howl by por_queeee
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
14 Nov 2024
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UPDATE:
Adding to a series so those who want to can subscribe (part 2 will take a while.)Feeling bold on a Saturday Wade told him, batting his lashes over chopsticks full of Lo Mein, that staring wasn’t polite.
“Dunno what you're talking about,” Logan insisted, slouching in his chair with a scowl. “And stop chewing with your mouth open, for god’s sake.”
“How do you know I’m chewing with my mouth open if you aren’t watching?” Wade asked sweetly, batting his eyes.
Logan growled. “The neighbors upstairs can hear you smacking your gob.”
“Okay, then. Shall I stop eating?” Wade asked, making a production of leaning to abandon the Chinese takeout box on the coffee table.
Logan’s hand shot out, grabbing his wrist before he could finish. There was something a little wild in his eyes, a little–Scary.
“Finish it,” he growled.
----------------Logan's acting strange. Wade's not the fastest at catching on.
NOTE: Logan goes into rut, but this is not an omegaverse fic.
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- Part 1 of The Beast You've Made of Me
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02 Jan 2026
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what but joy? by misslonelyhearts
Fandoms: Dragon Age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
29 Aug 2024
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emmrich is a sensual man, and a thinker. maker help the one on whom he thinks too long.
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02 Jan 2026
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The Taming by BlueSimplicity
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Sep 2018
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Bucky Barnes has finally come home.
A year and a half after the events on the helicarriers, desperate for a safe haven and a chance to finally rest, Bucky takes Steve at his word and returns to the dilapidated row house in Brooklyn where he and Steve once lived.
Room by room, he slowly starts to fix up the house as he works on his own recovery, while Steve starts to circle closer and closer. It's not easy; it was never going to be easy, and as Steve and Bucky draw even closer to each other in their dance, there are new steps to learn and old wounds to heal.
But nothing has ever been able to stop these two boys from Brooklyn, and as they start to share food, trips to Home Depot, late night runs and eventually laughter, it turns out that Bucky isn't the only one who needs help healing.
That's only if Steve can get Bucky to believe in himself and the life they have started to build together, and convince Bucky to stay.
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- Part 2 of You Are Responsible For What You Tame
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02 Jan 2026
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I Could Be The Good Guy by oh_i_dont_think_so
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men
30 Aug 2024
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You've been living at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters for a few months now. Everything seemed to be going great until Logan suddenly decided to start giving you the cold shoulder. Deciding to respect his boundaries you had been giving him space until an unexpected 4am meeting in the kitchen.
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02 Jan 2026
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Oz threw his hands up. Of course she had planned everything. "And what am I supposed to do all night after that?" Probably he could go to Ophelia's for an impromptu girls' night. He doubted Emily would be able to make plans on such short notice. Even if she could, it wouldn't stop him from missing his babies.
"You aren't allowed to mope around about missing the kids, since you'll be on a date I've set up for you."
He blinked at his phone. "Excuse me?" he asked after a long moment. "With who?"
"Aidan's brother, Calum. He'll be here to drop off his kids as it is, and I've met him a few times and know he's your type. Aidan has even made a dinner reservation for you already." 'So you have to go,' was silent but loud.
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02 Jan 2026
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Daan has an imaginary friend.
So do a few other children.
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02 Jan 2026
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so in love with how pocketcat talks i LOVEEE this fic omg
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laugh until our stomachs look like eight-pack muscles by Did
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Mar 2021
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Now it's Jon who can't quite bring himself to look Martin in the face. "Well. I just had a thought. But it might be a bit…"
"Jon. You've just wheedled two extremely embarrassing sexual confessions out of me in the span of, like, ten minutes," says Martin, voice laden with fond exasperation. "I don't think there's anything you could suggest that would sound too outrageous, at this point."
Jon clears his throat. So this is what it feels like to have a sexual desire, and just...lay it out on the table for someone else to either approve or veto. Good lord. How on earth do other people manage it?
fill for kink meme prompt: Martin is deathly ticklish, to a degree that makes physical intimacy tricky. They find a way to make it work.
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02 Jan 2026
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Taking the hand hadn’t been part of Mark’s original plan, although he’s not one to look a gift horse in the mouth.
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it's exactly what you think it is
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02 Jan 2026
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Just then, the Major’s body turns around, and his eyes fall straight onto Fredrick’s own before he can look away.
Dieter’s stare is all dark, icy blue orbs and unspoken depravity. His deep-set eyes held Fredrick frozen in the spot, unwavering and unearthly. He can’t help but be reminded of a predator’s gaze; there was an animalistic precision to him that made Fredrick feel like a deer caught in the wolf’s den, with nowhere to run off to, just meat ready to be eaten.
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Fredrick and Dieter encounter each other at a bar. Things don't go as planned.
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02 Jan 2026