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“I want to try something new today.”
That’s what Shane had told Ilya this morning, after the man had woken up to Shane already making breakfast. Ilya had been sitting at the cottage’s dining room table, eating a wonderful omelette with nearly-burnt bacon (just how he likes it,) and had looked up from his breakfast to see his boyfriend flushing lightly.
He had put his fork down, totally focused on Shane. “Okay, try what? Is sex thing?”Shane buys some toys for Ilya. They try something new.
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28 Feb 2026
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No one understands Arthur and Merlin's relationship, least of all Arthur and Merlin. Limping home after Camlann they have time to figure it out.Now if only people would stop trying to give Merlin a promotion.
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16 Nov 2025
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Zoro thought it would be pretty neat to see if people really fuck like they fight. Like, say, the Cook, for example. He doesn’t see why Sanji has to throw such a fit about it, though.
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31 May 2025
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LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
1971 - 1995This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!
PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??
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https://open.spotify.com/user/htl2006/playlist/3z2NbLq2IVGG0NICBqsN2D?si=Liyl_JKJSx2RUqks3p50kg(Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)
DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.
NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC
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- Part 1 of All the Young Dudes
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23 Apr 2021
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One Love One Soul (Would Leave the Rest of Us Starving) by petting_a_bumblebee
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman/Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU
06 Aug 2022
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When Clark Kent, an investigative journalist from Daily Planet, bumps into Bruce Wayne while the man is changing his tuxedo for something more kick-ass comfortable, he is sure his mysterious teammate is not happy about Superman learning his secret identity.
As it happens, Clark is both right and wrong. It is not enough to know one secret when inside the man lives six different people. Somehow one of them gets Clark to fake-date another one for the sake of an important business deal… or was it to cover the family against the nosy child protection officers… or to get rid of Brucie’s catty dominatrix? Or just to have a hell of a lot of fun at Hal and Barry’s expense?
This looks like a job for Superman… to run for the hills after he realizes their arrangement is turning even more precarious when his lingering feelings are returned, and not by playboy Brucie or business savvy Wayne, but Superman’s scary and complicated teammate, Batman.
It’s a damn mess of temperaments, interests, and sexual orientations with a network of enemies and allies who all have their agendas with the Wayne family in mind.
And Clark still has three other identities to meet.
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01 Dec 2022