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  1. Summary

    Rejected scriptures of one man's religion; vignettes speculating on Vyre, Retribution, Leshwi, and the Herald of Second Chances.
    Or: A list of all the ways Kaladin Stormblessed haunts the narrative (non-exhaustive.)

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  2. Summary

    Kal, who left Hearthstone, is not Kaladin, who returned. An exploration of the change in Kaladin as seen through the eyes of those who knew him in childhood.

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  3. Summary

    As a child, everyone assumed Kaladin was a girl. This changes surprisingly little.

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  4. Summary

    The Linked Universe is actually a TV show! All of the characters are actually Actors. Now we get to see shenanigans going on behind the scenes while filming your favorite TV show! Get interviews with the cast, Blooper reels, Character backstories, and other fun one-shots.

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Renarin often wonders if he'll ever feel comfortable in his own skin, or if he'll spend the rest of his life feeling slightly out of place, slightly uneasy, slightly worried that he's said too much or not enough or both somehow. 

    When he's with Bridge Four, like he is tonight, it’s better. So, so much better than with any other group of people he's ever been around, and for that, he's eternally grateful.

    But also maybe a little bitter. 

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    13 May 2026

  2. Rec 12

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    Kaladin tells Adolin that he doesn't celebrate anniversaries because all of his are bad.

    Adolin takes it upon himself to rectify that.

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    01 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    Kaladin's friends conspire to make him take a much needed day off. It doesn’t come naturally, but maybe softening is not such a bad idea?
    Slowing down means learning things about himself he never knew before.

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    12 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    Holding a child in his arms felt right to Kaladin. The weight of his daughter, her warmth, her small arms thrown gently around his neck; all these things grounded him. Parenting was, he had decided, his real purpose, to nurture and teach and love. It was natural. Older brothers always grew up, and they became fathers.

    Kaladin adopts a rather unusual child.

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    12 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    "Adolin Kholin was very good at patterns.
    He could read an opponent’s stance in a heartbeat, predict the flow of a duel before blades ever crossed. He noticed when a tailor altered a seam by half a finger-width, when a horse favored one leg, when someone entered a room carrying more weight than they should.
    So it took him embarrassingly little time to notice this.
    Kaladin laughed differently depending on the cause."

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    Adolin discovers he really wants to be able to make Kaladin laugh, and he might just succeed.

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    10 Feb 2026