testosteroneless
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It’s been a year since Her Imperious Condescension made her move to checkmate humanity. From a warm staple of the household, Crockercop morphed into an all-knowing and all-seeing entity, with enough wealth to take over Earth legally.
Reduced to small municipalities, settlements are controlled by troll authorities. A resistance exists, but it remains hidden in the shadows and thus is largely ineffective.Jake Harley would be a millionaire if the Condesce hadn’t taken Skaianet apart and killed its CEO, his grandmother. Old ladies sure can be vicious.
It’s not the arid state of his personal relationships that worries him so much as the lack of possibilities. Even if he wasn’t stuck on this occupied Earth, who would Jake be? Would he ever decide it for himself, or would he simply be the Skaianet golden child?Eridan Ampora is quadrantless, frustrated, and unhappy.
Becoming Admiral took a lot of killing, manipulating, and groveling, but he did it. Yet he's alone at the top.
Little does he know, the rebellion itself has plans to meet him and take him prisoner. And it might just be the best thing that could happen to him.And Gamzee Makara is itching for some miracles.
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- Part 1 of 2024 - Alternia's Takeover
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THE FURY OF A SHATTERED MIRROR by ASpooky, Thood74
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game), Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
13 Jul 2026
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YOU - [Look around.]
INLAND EMPIRE [Legendary: Failure] - You are alone in a place that is empty.
PERCEPTION (HEARING) [Impossible: Failure] - It is quiet here.
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19 Feb 2024
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Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
[Your friendly neighborhood post-retcon Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapterfic, with a bit of a twist. Pan-Quadrant romance and dream bubble adventures featuring some standard AU settings.]- Language:
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12 Feb 2024
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Dirk has been cursed into a stray cat and has gotten resigned to losing his humanity and dying on the street.
Jake finds an injured stray cat and takes him home.
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07 Oct 2023
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if i leave my grin behind remind me (that we're all mad here) (and it's okay) by the_ragnarok
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Oct 2024
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Jake's life has gone very much downhill recently. He is dealing with it... badly. His ex's friend comes to check up on him.
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- Part 1 of autistic burnout
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19 Sep 2023
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Karkat, a shut in game tester, develops a routine of grabbing coffee at Starboons every morning. Which is funny because he doesn’t particularly enjoy coffee and he despises the pretentiousness of the barista that works there… or does he really?
Meanwhile Eridan struggles to find love.
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18 Sep 2023