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A New Garden, In a Way [ABANDONED] by static_mouth
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Sep 2020
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[WARNING this fic has been abandoned for a long time, it's not my best writing and I would take it down except I know a few people liked it, so it lives on].
Post-Armageddon, Crowley worries that Aziraphale will have no more interest in Fraternizing with him. I mean, niether of them answer to Heaven or Hell. Is the Arrangement still on? Will he see his Angel again? Aziraphale struggles with his deeply-ingrained moral reluctance to give into his desires and needs - especially his fantasies involving Crowley.
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NOW IT IS TIME FOR QUESTIONS FROM OUR LISTENERS. TODAY WE HAVE A QUESTION FROM BYLETH, COMMANDER OF THE MEPHITIC LEGIONS. OH, IT’S A QUESTION FOR THE ANGEL.
Crowley’s hands clenched on the steering wheel.
BYLETH, COMMANDER OF THE MEPHITIC LEGIONS, WRITES, “CROWLEY IS A CRAVEN TRAITOR SO WE UNDERSTAND WHY HE ASSOCIATES WITH AN ANGEL. BUT WHAT’S IN IT FOR THE ANGEL? WHAT IS HE GETTING OUT OF THIS?”
“That’s a good question,” said Aziraphale.
Crowley glared at him. “No, it isn’t.”
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Cut off from access to Earth, the hosts of Hell find other ways to torment Crowley. Aziraphale provides a refuge.
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25 Jun 2026
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Be As You've Always Been by gyzym
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2020
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For six thousand years, Aziraphale did his best to exist within the strictures of Heavenly conduct. It wasn’t a perfect practice; his relationship with Crowley, just for example, was never exactly what one might call “officially sanctioned,” or even, “particularly wise,” but the important thing was that Aziraphale tried. He wasn’t a very good angel, but he did his best, more or less. Wasn’t that all anyone could really ask of him?
It doesn’t really feel fair, is the point, that in reward for saving the world, Aziraphale seems to be having something of an existential crisis.
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18 Jun 2026
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"Maybe they had never hated each other at all."
After Alice drags the OIAR crew to the club with her for a night of "stress relief," she and Gwen make a few unexpected discoveries.
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13 Jun 2026
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weight to a moral argument by lotts (SirMxALotts)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Aug 2019
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Aziraphale likes humanity.
He also likes Crowley.
Divine status aside, these things aren’t totally unrelated.
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08 Jun 2026
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Crowley has started to take a proprietary interest in Aziraphale's bookshop.
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07 Jun 2026