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    “I suppose that finding out the nice Kansas boy is as strong as five hundred Batmans isn’t doing your mood any favors,” says Alfred.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.
    Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.

    Bruce was less than impressed.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    It's not THAT bad.

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    19 May 2026

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    In retrospect, the mistake in his logic was glaringly obvious. But then again, Connor supposed that was what made objectivity such a challenge in the first place.

    You first had to assume you were an object.

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    17 May 2026

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    Instead of choosing human-style genitals, Connor decides to install a sexbot component instead.

    ‘I realize it doesn’t exactly resemble the human body —’ Connor began.

    ‘This isn’t an aesthetic complaint,’ said Hank. ‘It’s more like...’ He waved a hand at the screen. ‘Don’t you think this is a little, you know, sleazy? Whoever designed these things just wanted a Barbie doll with a hole to fuck.’

    ‘But Hank, that’s all any of these components are. If I purchased a vulva or an anus from the Cyberlife store, it’s not like I’d be using them for anything else. They’re all just holes someone designed for humans to fuck.’

    ‘Please don’t say anus again,’ said Hank, looking worryingly grey-faced. ‘Jesus fucking Christ.’

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    16 May 2026