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    all my prose (mostly vent...) neatly, in one place

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    my poems, all in one place

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    born to an upper class family, in 1737, adele lourié lived a fulfilling life. she had dreams of moving to paris and becoming a (famous) poetess. she published her first poems under the name of adele moulène, at the age of 20, in 1756. her second poetry book was published 3 years later, in 1759. her third - in 1763, when adele was 26. she tragically died months later, leaving behind her hopes and dreams. then, the world hears about the woman once more. this time, under the name of adele lourié, she publishes more poems in 1766.
    ever since she has been moving from country to country, trying to find something that she could call «the meaning of life», all while writing poems about her lived expiriences, feelings and thoughts.
    sometime in 19th century, adele publishes her new poems under the name of ennuia l'orphelin.
    in usa, in 1999 adele publishes the poems she's been writing since 1958, under the name of fredericka d'amour, titled «the beginning of a new life»
    in 2009 she publishes another poem collection, this time under the name of joanna carpenter, titled «the pains of the old life»
    then, in 2019 she publishes another poem collection, under the same name of joanna carpenter.

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    Meursault is over and the time has come for an Agency member to be transferred to the Port Mafia. The choice is obvious enough, but the aftermath isn't.

    Or: The unwavering devotion between two deeply flawed individuals who found a home in each other, plus the consequences.

    (Title from Blood of a Mutt by The Growlers) Now with a THIRD chapter!

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  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    Although, he feels that way so often with Hajime now. He’ll never get used to it, he’ll never be any less grateful, and he’ll certainly never feel any less wonderful than he had the first time Hajime said he loved him. Nagito never dreamed he could be even looked at with affection, let alone to be loved so wholly. Thinking about it makes him want to cry tears of nothing but happiness and the feeling of being loved and loving him just as much.

    Now, though, he cries those tears of love mixed with pleasure as he sits his favorite places to be, kneeling submissively on the floor with Hajime’s dick snugly down his throat, warmed by the way Nagito holds him in his mouth. He adores being here, Hajime’s cock stuffing him like this. It feels so fucking good, getting the honor and pure pleasure of sucking on his boyfriends cock.

    Alternatively: Nagito makes himself useful to his boyfriend and in return, Hajime rewards him by taking care of him in more ways than one

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    Nagito is annoyed at himself for asking Hajime to be so rough with him

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    The fic where Komaeda and Hinata have this weird thing going on, where Komaeda pretends to have a headache and Hinata pretends to 'help' him with it. It's not that they DON'T have actual medical checkups---they do, they just like to use it as an excuse for foreplay.

    Or basically, a full 7k of teasing, massage, and smut. I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THIS LONG.(Who said you can’t play doctor with your actual doctor? lol)

    KomaHina Secret Exchange 2023 gift fic for @gayest.of.them.all

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    “I know it makes you angry,” Komaeda mumbled, “but it’s hard.”

    “I don’t - I’m not angry, Komaeda, it just makes me sad. When you hurt yourself, when you’re cruel to yourself, it makes me sad.” It wasn’t the first time they’d had this conversation, but it tended to need repeating. “I know you’ve come a long way since you woke up, and I’m proud of you. But I will not let you use me as a way to punish yourself. So, be honest with me, Nagito, because I’m trusting you to tell me the truth: is this a sex thing for you, or just another bad coping mechanism?”

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    Or, Hinata and Komaeda try to get into kink and it goes about as well as you'd expect.

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