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Wade Wilson and the Multiverse of Motherfucking Madness by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
26 Mar 2026
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There’s a Spider-Man in front of him.
Note the key phrasing: There is a Spider-Man in front of him. Not the Spider-Man. A Spider-Man.
Wade’s an observant guy. He knows that something fishy went down a ways back near the Statue of Liberty, and that something fishy happened as a result. But once they fixed up the Statue of Liberty, everyone moved on from it the way they move on from every freaky thing that happens, so learning much more than that has been harder than finding Blind Al’s hidden stash of cocaine. And Wade is also a busy guy, so unless he has some reason to care, he’s gonna make like his old man and fuck off about it.
This, though, might be a reason to care.
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Three Spider-Men. One Dogpool. An unknown but concerning amount of Deadpools. What could go wrong?
[ETA: The "Spoilers for DP3" tag does not take effect until Chapter 6, for anyone that cares. Just a friendly FYI!]
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- English
- Words:
- 94,591
- Chapters:
- 13/13
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- 418
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10 Jul 2026
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The Scientific Method by LeanishAndMeanish
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jan 2026
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Deadpool's been acting strange, and Peter noticed. It’s like he... enjoyed being bossed around? By Peter. Or, by Spiderman. He reacted really weird to Spiderman’s instructions. He made jokes that Peter wasn’t sure were jokes. He pushed Spiderman, intentionally annoyed him and initiated shoving fights until Peter snapped and slammed Deadpool into the wall. And then he’d go limp, like putty in Spiderman’s grip.
Peter didn’t quite know what to make of it. So, like the scientist he was, he decided to run an experiment.
The IRB would not approve.
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- English
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- 83,073
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- 22/22
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15 Jun 2026
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A Particular Set of Skills by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Dec 2023
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Wade Wilson works as a mercenary for The Organization and it's absolutely as shady as it sounds. But who is he to complain when someone will pay him to do the thing that he'd be doing for free anyway? (Murder. He's talking about the murder.)
Unfortunately, Government Black Ops aren't too keen on letting Wade do what he does best without a little bit of... insurance. Every merc is assigned a handler; a comms person in their ear that feeds them intel and makes sure they don't go (too) rogue.
And Wade? Well, he was just assigned a new one.
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- English
- Words:
- 72,217
- Chapters:
- 38/38
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- 1,423
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- 2,538
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19 May 2026
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I Like Jane For You by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
11 Jan 2026
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After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.
Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.
*now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*
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- Part 1 of Haydenov Phone Swap
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- English
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- 17,663
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 19
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- 2,904
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16 Mar 2026
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II finds out that Vessel has a reputation for eating pussy. He wants some tips and tricks from a supposed master.
Vessel is all too happy to provide - just not in a way II expected.
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13 Mar 2026
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The moment the blood hits his tongue he groans, eyes fluttering shut as he sinks his teeth further. Vessel is certain this is the best he has ever had. He tastes like nothing he has ever encountered in his hundred-something years of hunting. Like berries and wine. Sugar and incense, flickering candlelight.
This man isn't a victim, he's a challenge.Or
Sleep made Vessel a vampire. Then II comes along, and Vessel has no clue what to do with him.
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- English
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- 170,472
- Chapters:
- 31/31
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12 Mar 2026
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The Low Road by FlameHazel18
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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HARRIS:
Why am I waking up to a missed call from the commissioner?
OH MY GOD ILYA
You CANNOT put that on your official account!!Or: Hollanov has gone public, Harris is permanently exhausted, and Troy just wants to get through one dinner without having to hear about Ilya fucking Rozanov.
Series
- Part 2 of the sum of its parts
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,235
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 5
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- 538
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25 Feb 2026
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Change Your Win Conditions by Vee (Vera_DragonMuse)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Feb 2026
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Sometimes life came at you with a clenched fist and Ilya had never figured out how to duck.
So here he was, twenty-eight years old, single, dealing with the fallout from injuries given to him by the game he loved, and the second youngest assistant coach in the league to one of the worst teams. Stability was hard to come by, but he was managing.
Then along came Shane Hollander to knock him on his ass, one more time.
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- Part 1 of win conditions
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- English
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- 10/10
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- 7,772
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22 Feb 2026
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Kinktober in Arcadia Week 1: Kink Discovery
III adjusted against the pillow, eyelids heavy, but Vessel’s arm tightened instinctively around him, holding him close. He huffed a quiet laugh into the dark. Always the clingy one, even dead asleep.
At first it was subtle. A shift in the weight against his back, the drag of Vessel’s stomach pressing tighter into his spine. Then a twitch of fingers at his waist, sliding up and curling over his chest like they’d been magnetized there.
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2025
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- English
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- 3,754
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- 1/1
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- 13
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15 Feb 2026
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Reset my patient violence along both lines of a pathway higher by spacesix for SnowWolf_gege
Fandoms: Sleep Token (Band)
14 Jan 2026
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At the top is a door painted deep green, scuffed at the bottom from years of shoes catching on the bottom rail. He knocks once. Then again when a full minute goes by with no answer. He raises his fist to do it a third time, only to nearly deck the poor sap on the other side when the door finally swings open without warning.
“You’re early,” the person says bluntly — sharp-eyed, bleach-blond, in a button down black tunic with sleeves rolled to the elbow, gold embroidery bunching at the hems and collar. They lean against the doorframe, one pierced brow arched. “Or are you punctual? Time’s weird. Social formalities are weird. You are II, right?”
II inclines his head to look them in the eyes, his nose scrunching against the sunlight now in his face. “Apparently I am, since you knew when my appointment was already. And I’m only ten minutes early.”
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25 Jan 2026
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II hits the floor bodily, bruises from previous nights flaring with pain as new ones surely form alongside them, the breath driven from his lungs under the weight of III and IV’s combined weight. He’s crushed both under and between them, cheek mushed into III’s chest, IV’s head tucked in by his ear.
“Bloody brilliant,” III says loudly, shaking II a little where his hand grips his side. “You were fuckin’ incredible, mate—”
“Get off me,” II wheezes.
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A post show ritual, of sorts; one wherein II recieves the affection he does not on-stage.
Written for the STblr Holiday Exchange!
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- Part 4 of Ethan's Sleep Token Fics
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- 787
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- 1/1
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01 Jan 2026
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“I know,” III says regretfully. “I understand it’s a big leap of faith, considering what just happened to you. But—” III pauses here, and he watches as III turns to stare at his friends outside— “but II and I have already done this for Ves. We could do it for you too, easily.”
This could end so badly, he thinks, but the worst thing that could happen to him has already happened.
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- Part 1 of take the dark and carve me out a home
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- 15/15
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19 Nov 2025
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When Ivy looks up from his phone - he was trying to distract himself, looking at lip jewellery - he’s greeted by a man in a mask, his pale mouth the only thing Ivy is able to see of his face, and now he suddenly understands all those other comments. More importantly, he remembers one in particular:
"vessel can come across as a lil weird, but he’s a chill guy! great piercer, wonderful tattoo artist, have no idea how he works through the mask, but he always does a great job. i highly recc going to his shop, the vibes are excellent. i go there to get all my stuff done, and his boyfriends really nice! you’ll get over the mask."
Yeah, if the mask wasn’t doing something for Ivy, maybe.
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- Part 1 of can i realign?
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16 Oct 2025
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Thirst trap by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
31 Aug 2025
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Deadpool starts to send Spidey shameless thirst traps. Naturally, it escalates.
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- English
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- 10/10
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10 Sep 2025
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Touching Me, Touching You by venvephe for Kalika999 (kalika_999)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Marvel
05 Oct 2022
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Peter blinks. The eye-searing font and familiar red-and-black outfit immediately snap him out of his sleepiness. When he clicked on the link for SuperCuddles.net, he didn’t think what he’d find was - well, this:
A full-page, professional photo of someone dressed up as Deadpool - complete with katanas - in terry-cloth pajamas, arms spread wide in the universal gesture of hug me! The words emblazoned at the top, in what must be ninety point font, read Super Cuddles: When Your Need for Touch is Super!!
This can’t be the real Deadpool - can it? No way. The real Deadpool certainly has a penchant for physical affection, but he’s an assassin. Being a professional cuddler is, like, the total opposite of killing people for hire.
Right?
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- English
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- 20,540
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10 Sep 2025
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your taste and your smoking gun by Anonymous
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
13 Oct 2024
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“Like, when you….” Peter swallows. “…when you masturbate. How do you do it?”
“Have you never jerked off before?”
He’s definitely bright red. “I have! I’m just not, uh, good at it.”
“You never come?”
peter can't get off. wade helps with that.
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 37
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21 Aug 2025
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The Adventures of Autistic Spidey and Schizophrenic Wade (Who Fall in Love and Do Other Fun Stuff) by AGlassRoseNeverFades
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 May 2018
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13 Aug 2025
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New Tricks by farmhandler
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
27 May 2025
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Peter couldn’t be more stunned when Deadpool abruptly slips to the ground cross-legged, tosses the collar at Peter, and casually says, “Put it on me, Spider-Man.”
He doesn’t say Webs, or Webster or any other nickname he’s come up with. Not even baby boy. It’s Spider-Man.
Deadpool wants Spider-Man to put the collar on him.
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Or: An accidental meeting turns into what Deadpool himself describes as "stalking-lite". What is Spider-Man supposed to do when Deadpool won't stop following him around like a lovesick puppy?
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- Part 1 of New Tricks
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 69,798
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 622
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- 1,379
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- 264
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- 26,260
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15 Jul 2025
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My Boyfriend's a Murder Bot by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Jul 2020
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Wade Winston Wilson is ugly. His skin's inside out. It ripples and moves every second of every day, at constant war with the cancer. Vanessa put on a brave face for him when she first saw the changes, but it turns out even she can't stomach the sight for long. He's ugly and alone and nothing will ever be good in life again -
If only that were his only problem.
But Weapon X is at it again, under crisp new management, turning orphans into super slaves and bringing out the big guns to make sure nobody interferes this go around (namely one Pool comma Dead). So now, not only is Wade alone and ugly forever, but he's got a bit of a pest problem in the form of a black-clad murder-happy man spider with a collar around his neck and an unhealthy obsession with tying Deadpool up.
So maybe it's not all bad...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,912
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 426
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- 5,756
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- 1,308
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15 Jun 2025
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I Wouldn't Mind Being Yours by ret_wat
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 May 2023
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Five times Spider-Man surprised Deadpool, and one time Wade surprised Peter.
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- Part 1 of Spideypool 5+1
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27 May 2025