secondbreakfastwizard
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you're gonna watch me ascend by secondbreakfastwizard for justpent
Fandoms: Sleep Token (Band)
16 Mar 2026
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After years of serving as a vessel of Sleep, Vessel's body is about to give out. So the only option left for him is to try and ascend, a process that makes you relive all your darkest moments and thoughts. Luckily, he doesn't have to do so alone.
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one third kerosine, two thirds gasoline by secondbreakfastwizard
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
03 Jul 2025
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He barely resists getting out his phone, because then the next thing he’ll know is Logan coming home from work and this whole mess won’t be sorted.
And he really, really does not want to have a breakdown in front of him. They’re sharing enough emotional vulnerability already, thank you very much.
So with a deep sigh he finally gets up, puts together the first box and opens a drawer.Wade, Logan and Al are moving into a bigger apartment. Unfortunately, Wade still has some... emotionally charged items he needs to deal with. Thankfully, at this point in his life he doesn't have to go through everything on his own anymore, because Logan is here now.
This technically belongs within the knee deep storyline, but works perfectly fine as a standalone.
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- Part 3 of Coming Back to Life
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we scrape our bones to numb the pain by secondbreakfastwizard
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jun 2025
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Wade Wilson has had a shit day, so when he gets back home, he chooses to get some good old self relief with a little help from his knives.
This is a dead dove fic. Please proceed with caution.
It's really just a graphic description of Wade self-harming pretty intensely and then shooting himself, but the process of the self-harm is very cathartic for him and that feeling is a big focus of the fic. -
knee deep in this thing called life by secondbreakfastwizard
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
01 Jun 2025
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It was Friday evening, he was sitting in his shitty apartment with a dog in his lap (that crawled there sometime within the last few minutes), drinking beer and eating sweets while pouring his heart out about his year-long relationship with the woman he thought was it for him.
And the person he was pouring his fucking heart out to was the Wolverine. The motherfucking, honest-to-god Wolverine.
Life was crazy sometimes.Or: After saving the multiverse, Wade and Logan deal with their issues and navigate life together. This includes going grocery shopping, making sure Laura is out of the void and safe, Wade having a Talk with Vanessa and much more. And maybe, just maybe, everything will turn out better than either of them would have thought.
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- Part 1 of Coming Back to Life
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Hey baby, let me be your Valentine by secondbreakfastwizard
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
11 Feb 2025
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Wade and Logan have been together for some time, and Valentine’s day is coming up, and while they haven’t explicitly talked about it, Wade dropped some (many) hints, and is fairly sure Logan caught them.
He’s pretty excited about his present for Logan - a tiny Honda Odyssey he turned into a keychain, a memento of their time in the void and the adventure that brought them together. Plus, lots of sexy fighting!
Meanwhile Logan is aware that Wade hasn’t been properly romanced in years. He’s nothing if not a gentleman, so he’s planning on getting Wade some red roses and a dinner reservation along with that rare hello kitty clock he found on ebay.
Needless to say, if you put two emotionally constipated men together, things will not go quite as planned.Work technically belongs to /fits into the universe of my other fic, but can be read as a standalone
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- Part 2 of Coming Back to Life
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Coming Back to Life by secondbreakfastwizard
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
03 Jul 2025
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Wade Wilson and the Multiverse of Motherfucking Madness by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
26 Mar 2026
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There’s a Spider-Man in front of him.
Note the key phrasing: There is a Spider-Man in front of him. Not the Spider-Man. A Spider-Man.
Wade’s an observant guy. He knows that something fishy went down a ways back near the Statue of Liberty, and that something fishy happened as a result. But once they fixed up the Statue of Liberty, everyone moved on from it the way they move on from every freaky thing that happens, so learning much more than that has been harder than finding Blind Al’s hidden stash of cocaine. And Wade is also a busy guy, so unless he has some reason to care, he’s gonna make like his old man and fuck off about it.
This, though, might be a reason to care.
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Three Spider-Men. One Dogpool. An unknown but concerning amount of Deadpools. What could go wrong?
[ETA: The "Spoilers for DP3" tag does not take effect until Chapter 6, for anyone that cares. Just a friendly FYI!]
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10 Jul 2026
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The Scientific Method by LeanishAndMeanish
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jan 2026
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Deadpool's been acting strange, and Peter noticed. It’s like he... enjoyed being bossed around? By Peter. Or, by Spiderman. He reacted really weird to Spiderman’s instructions. He made jokes that Peter wasn’t sure were jokes. He pushed Spiderman, intentionally annoyed him and initiated shoving fights until Peter snapped and slammed Deadpool into the wall. And then he’d go limp, like putty in Spiderman’s grip.
Peter didn’t quite know what to make of it. So, like the scientist he was, he decided to run an experiment.
The IRB would not approve.
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15 Jun 2026
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A Particular Set of Skills by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Dec 2023
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Wade Wilson works as a mercenary for The Organization and it's absolutely as shady as it sounds. But who is he to complain when someone will pay him to do the thing that he'd be doing for free anyway? (Murder. He's talking about the murder.)
Unfortunately, Government Black Ops aren't too keen on letting Wade do what he does best without a little bit of... insurance. Every merc is assigned a handler; a comms person in their ear that feeds them intel and makes sure they don't go (too) rogue.
And Wade? Well, he was just assigned a new one.
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19 May 2026
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I Like Jane For You by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
11 Jan 2026
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After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.
Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.
*now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*
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- Part 1 of Haydenov Phone Swap
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Bookmarked by secondbreakfastwizard
16 Mar 2026
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II finds out that Vessel has a reputation for eating pussy. He wants some tips and tricks from a supposed master.
Vessel is all too happy to provide - just not in a way II expected.
Bookmarked by secondbreakfastwizard
13 Mar 2026