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too good for everyone (not good enough for me) by schemingbanshee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
07 Jun 2026
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There are a handful of things that Geto Suguru already knows about Gojo Satoru, all of which are against his will.
That’s he’s a know-it-all. That he’s an asshole. That he makes it his life’s mission to be the bane of everyone else’s existence, and succeeds — because the prick succeeds at everything he tries.
Geto Suguru assumes there isn’t much else to learn. Eavesdropping on a rejected confession and a conversation about foreign wordplay is enough to make him reconsider.
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love is just a chemical reaction by schemingbanshee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Feb 2026
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The thought of someone else having such direct access to his emotions, basically his thoughts… To this day it makes him cringe a little.
Okay, maybe Gojo Satoru has some commitment issues. Sue him.
But he’s fine. Commitment is overrated anyways. Obviously the universe had it out for him specifically when it created this whole stupid secondary-sex system, where the ultimate declaration of care and adoration requires him to crack open his own ribcage and offer his beating heart on a platter. To say explicitly: Here. This is yours. Destroy this, destroy me, if you’d like to. You’re the only one who can.
or, the one where they learn that sometimes it’s worth the risk
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- Part 2 of it's hard to never want it back
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the pleasure of our ignorance by schemingbanshee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Dec 2025
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He stops in front of the door, breathing heavily through his mouth. His mind completely blanks, and for a second he thinks it’s all the running; the lack of oxygen is starting to catch up to him. He feels lightheaded. But then he takes in another breath, through his nose this time, and he smells it.
Satoru’s scent is fairly light. Normally. Ozone and something electric, like the smell of wet air after lightning strikes a bit too close for comfort. Muted. Definitely not the type of thing Suguru can usually smell through a door.
That’s still there, barely. But it’s different now.
or, the day Satoru presented
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- Part 1 of it's hard to never want it back
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“I need her.”
For the first time since Gumiho had stepped under the rope, Romance remembered he was there with other people. He glanced over at Abby, who was staring in the direction of the ring with the same awestruck expression Romance was sure had just been on his own face.
“Yeah, same page.” He breathed out, glancing back towards the ring. When he looked back, Abby was staring at him with a grin that he quickly returned. It was like a moment of unspoken agreement, a vow that passed like electricity between all the places their shoulders and thighs touched. A silent understanding.
Whatever it took, they were gonna make her want them as bad as they wanted her.
or, the one where Mira is an underground fighter with an insatiable craving for adrenaline, and two stupid frat boys are determined to be her next fix
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*not quite abandoned but is being rewritten*
Akaashi’s life was simple.
It wasn’t boring; not to him at least. But it was simple, nice, calm. Making the decision to move to the city would definitely disrupt his routine for a few days, but he was sure that he’d settle back into it fairly quickly. Not much would change with the move; the only difference was that he would now be doing it in a cramped apartment in Tokyo instead of his university dorm. Akaashi’s life would be the same; simple, nice, calm.
Yes, Akaashi’s life was simple. But it was also quite lonely.AKA The one where Akaashi moves to the city searching for a job, but instead finds himself swept up in the lives of his odd neighbors.
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it's hard to never want it back by schemingbanshee
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
22 Feb 2026
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courting & confections by LyricalPary
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Sep 2024
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From the moment that they enter the little bakery, it hits Suguru in the face. More specifically, it hits his nose.
Sweet.
(or, alpha Suguru becomes addicted to the sweet scent of the most beautiful omega that he's ever seen, and Satoru loves playing hard to get)
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all of the things i do when i picture you by sosillyyyyyyy
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Oct 2025
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Suguru says dumb shit all the time, like… ninety per cent of the things he says are dumb, why is this any different? Satoru knows he’s being stupid, is fucking embarrassed, but he can’t stop. He can’t unhear what Suguru said and he can’t unthink everything he’s been thinking all day.
Because Suguru claiming that the coffee Satoru made for him this morning was so good he was going ‘jack his shit to it’ really shouldn’t have made Satoru choke on his own drink, the liquid burning up his nose and having him coughing until he thought his head was going to explode. Shouldn’t have left him staring in shock after the words passed, Suguru oblivious as he cackled at Satoru’s misfortune.Suguru makes an offhand comment. Satoru turns it into an inhand comment. LOL
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you got me (right where you want me) by craisinsensation1029
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
31 Dec 2025
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“I have an idea.”
Suguru perks up at the sound of Satoru’s voice, paling slightly when he takes in the expression on his face.
He has one of those looks, the one that tells Suguru the next words that will come out his mouth will either be absolutely brilliant, or the worst thing he’s ever heard.
Suguru gulps slightly, his palms suddenly feeling clammy. He wipes them on his thighs before letting his finger trace the rim of his glass. “What is it?”
“You can take me!” he beams, a magnificent smile spreading across his lips. “I’ll be your boyfriend!”
If Suguru could see his reflection right now, he would probably look as pale as Satoru.
A smoke signal, a flare gun going off, someone coming up to him and blatantly saying, ‘Hey, your best friend is about to say something really fucking crazy’, anything would have been nice to prepare Suguru for this.
“What?” Suguru croaks.
or; Satoru volunteers being Suguru's fake boyfriend and nothing can go wrong.
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hard odds to beat when you're on all fours by valancytrinit
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
13 Jul 2025
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Suguru would like to say he's a generally pretty tolerant person, that he gives people the benefit of the doubt a lot, that he's not easy to piss off.
Gojō doesn't seem to have gotten this memo — or if she did, she took it as a challenge.
this first year special grade duo hates each other, wyd?
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Look: he had no ill intentions. He needed a roommate to split rent with; Satoru had rich parents and didn’t want to live alone.
If her long legs walked into his dreams every now and again, well. That was between him and God.
Suguru may or may not have feelings for his (very annoying, very pretty, and very taken) roommate. Their tentative peace falls apart when they make a bet.