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when san accidentally comes across a dirty photo of himself on wooyoung’s phone, it sparks an idea. like—a really, really fun idea. ah, shit. hopefully, wooyoung will be able to remember where he shoved that old video camera of his in time.
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wooyoung and san make an x-rated movie.
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the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and spring’s finally sprung, baby! and what better way to celebrate the death of winter, wooyoung thinks, than to trick his (super-duper submissive) boyfriend into going into daddy dom mode for the day?
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sweet, stupid san spends the first of april being wooyoung’s most darling fool.
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time’s ticking, his parents are nagging, and wooyoung desperately needs a plus-one for his older brother’s destination wedding next month. for better or for worse, though, his best friend san is more than willing to play the role of his fake boyfriend.
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a story about finding it, losing sight of it, and, against all odds, returning to it: home.
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wooyoung works at a cafe-slash-bar known for its adult-themed drink menu. san, his latest regular, is more than just thirsty.
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crudely-named cocktails and blowjobs on the clock. wooyoung thinks that this might just be the best halloween he’s ever had—like, ever.
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wooyoung’s got a bad habit of mouthing off. fortunately, san always knows just what to do to keep him in check.
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wooyoung has a bit of an oral fixation.
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welcome to the crybaby sub san verse... enjoy your stay <3
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“Alright, what’s your wager?”
San leaned in, his gaze anchored to Wooyoung’s. “You.”
Wooyoung blinked, then startled upright as a devilish grin pulled across his features. “Oh, now this is interesting.”
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San goes up against a mysterious gambler known as Easy Eight—and neither are keen on losing.
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26 Oct 2025
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“San,” he announces, “your morning wood is digging into my ass.”
“Then do somethin’ about it,” San challenges, voice sleepy and muffled.
“Ha ha,” Wooyoung replies, sarcastic. “Funny.”
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“Who do you think the shipper fans would assume tops between the two of us?”
What.
No, seriously. What the fuck.
Wooyoung is so shocked by the question that he wonders if maybe he’d heard him wrong. Surely San wouldn’t have just asked him-
“The fuck kind of question is that?” he says.
or: wooyoung really wishes he hadn't realised how attractive san is, because now he can't stop thinking about it.
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When he went outside of the tent to grab their firewood, a fat raindrop fell from the sky, splatting onto Wooyoung’s nose. The petulant I told you so sat on the tip of his tongue, but he just scoffed and loaded up the stove. Rain was sure to make it miserably wet and cold, and dealing with wet socks and hair while he was already trying to suffocate his emotions sounded just dandy.
“Oh, it’s raining!” Wooyoung looked up from the smoldering tinder to San standing next to him, eyes lit up.
A dry laugh puffed past his lips. “Now tell me why you sound happy about it.”
San’s mouth opened in a soft moue of surprise before it shifted to one that looked shy. “I mean, it’s kind of atmospheric, isn’t it?”
Romantic, Wooyoung thought instantaneously. Christ, help him.
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Wooyoung, left on a camping trip gone awry, ends up spending the weekend alone in the woods with the object of his one-sided affections. Surely, he'll be able to keep himself in check.
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It’s time for Wooyoung’s parents’ fancy high school reunion again, which means that he’s stuck going to Jeju with them again, and he’s going to see all of the other successful kids and be reminded of what an intractable, insufferable, completely-and-utterly irredeemable candidate of a mate he is again.
Thank god he has nothing to prove to them, because he’s not bringing “his alpha” this year—he’s just bringing his best friend.