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  1. Summary

    What happens when a zombie decides to stay in your house? Nothing but pandemonium, it seems.

    Just a little side series of PvZ stuff about a cheery foot soldier who may or may not be gaining independence and the human absolutely done with the cartoon bull who still cares for the dumb dorky corpse man. A mix of PvZ GW 1, GW 2, BFN, and a bunch of other PvZ stuff if I so choose.

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  2. Summary

    When the ancient powers of Zalgo and the old ones awakened at last, it was then all of existence in every universe knew the end was nigh. Cosmic powers clashed, and a war began. The funny thing about cosmic wars though? They have the tiny, very small, almost insignificant possibility of recombining every single reality, timeline and uni/multiverse into one messed up psuedoverse of screwed up energy and several trillion or so resurrected souls and non-souls.

    Now, mass murderers of legend walk casually down the street attempting to spook teenagers, and it's perfectly normal to see the giant demon-powered fighter jets burn away the quadrillionth invasion of the spider planet - again. Just as everyone is sick and tired of writing cliches, so is humanity sick and tired of the horror world (unfortunately for them).

    At this point though, most people are: done with this shit and fight back against the edgelords, just so accustomed to it that it’s considered normal, or chaotic enough to join in on the shenanigans. Really, it's your choice. Just don't click that spam email unless you want a disembodied skull to permanently haunt your new PC.

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  3. Summary

    There are certain experiences that can bring together those from radically different backgrounds, the sort that shatter all assumptions of reality and force one to reconsider what they know. Michael wishes to simply leave the past, but his future may just be even more terrifying. But it doesn't need to be.

    In a new body with a old purpose, Michael is lead by a voice and forming all new connections, from a lonely teenager to a remorseful Mii, from children haunted by demons they cannot grasp to errant AI, from an out of place puppet to an out of place detective. Forces even greater than Afton are at work, and powers growing within him and others. There is a plan in place, and Michael needs to find a way to protect not only himself, but his new family as it churns forward.

    It is either that or annihilation.

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  4. Summary

    Just a place for some of my horror drabbles to hang out. Mostly experimental fics. Can range from any fandom, and will add to when I feel like it.

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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    In canon, despite being a troublesome and incompetent fool, Green didn't kill Red too soon because they needed a smokescreen to distract Purple and everyone else.
    But in the alternate timeline, simply because one moment of stupid, being at the wrong time and place, Red's fate took a different turn.
    In short, Red becomes an imposter with a twist.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    After Gold Morning, Taylor finds herself exiled to a strange new world where sacred artists wield the power of their very souls. Taken in by the Sage of the Silver Heart, she finds that the qualities which made her a brutally effective warlord on Earth are even more applicable to her new life. Her presence begins a cascade of events which will wildly change the course of Fate.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Izuku Midoriya was eight when he found himself awake at night, unable to sleep. There was a strange buzzing at the edge of his mind, a presence persistently pleading for its release. Izuku decided to let go. Then came the swarm.

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    107/107
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    15 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    After going through it all so many times, the Construct is starting to break and the Voices have been separated from the Long Quiet. Now, someone, or rather a few people need to fill in for them.

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    4/?
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    15 Jun 2026

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    Harry finds a better life with the basilisk, but that doesn't mean it's easy. From inter-being feuds, to bloody prophecies, to elven unrest, Harry is in the eye of a hurricane that will change the wizarding world forever.

    Involving thestrals, merfolk, house elves, centaurs, acromantulae, and various other friends, denizens, and allies.

    This series is: Queer in a multitude of ways. Morally complex. A massively canon-divergent AU. Filled with oc's and non-oc's. A story about relationships, love, trust, friendship, healing ... and revolution.

    There are seven novel-length fics, plus a prologue (to leap and love the fall) and two longer stories (with courage unyielding and the gentle sunlight). The short story collection to journey on contains shorter stories set within the main timeline. All are posted in the correct reading order.

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    09 Jun 2026