19 Bookmarks by patchment

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    30 May 2026

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    For a second, Volley is certain she’s misheard him. The first words she’s ever heard out of Optimus Prime’s own mouth can’t possibly be a pick-up line. She’s having a fever dream of some sort, maybe. Probably.

    But then she looks at Megatron, and knows she didn’t mishear at all. He’s speechless and blushing, opening his mouth only to snap it closed, faceplates heating so abruptly that the air around him shimmers. And why wouldn’t he be?

    After all, Optimus Prime just hit on him.

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    14 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    What's a miner to do when a restaurant has a couple's deal? Obviously, drag his best friend to enjoy a meal together.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    It's been many, many millennia since Orion Pax drunkenly confessed his feelings to a certain gladiator. Now that he's a Prime, Optimus's feelings remain unchanged, but there's certainly no way he can tell Megatron as much... unless...?

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    03 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    A clash between Optimus and Megatron takes a heated turn (in more ways than one).

    Or, Optimus instigates an alternate "tactic" that leads him to yearn a bit.

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    01 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 28

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    Orion and D16 have been in love with each other for years. When D16 has to go to Orion's house to help her with her homework, her stepmother Optimus decides to speed things up a bit...

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Optimus makes the unwise decision to participate in a Con-Bot game of Spin the Bottle.

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    17 Nov 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 46

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    To celebrate their anniversary, Megatron decided to buy Optimus a gift. What he didn't notice, however, was that the fragrance he bought was a very strong aphrodisiac.

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    17 Nov 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 66

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    Orion never asked for much, just knowledge, peace, and perhaps a datapad large enough to store the countless texts he longed to study. When Alpha Trion offered to buy it for him in exchange for helping at a newly opened bakery in Kaon, Orion reluctantly agreed. What he did not expect was for Megatronus, the famed champion of the Kaon pits, to become a regular customer.

    Orion thought it would be harmless to leave a little extra, just a small treat.

    Little did he know, it was exactly the kind of detail that would draw the champion back for more.

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    17 Nov 2025

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    Megatronus sat, slamming a fist upon the bar. “Five different mecha have attempted to seduce you tonight!” he snarled. “Right in front of me!”

    (Or, Megatronus watches jealously as multiple mecha hit on his secret boyfriend.)

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    15 Nov 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 21

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    Request: Matching Gear

    Ghost isn't surprised that a task force member got bored and decided to bother him. He's even less surprised when he turns around and comes face to face with Roach.

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    09 Nov 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 16

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    Request: Injured Ghost in battle with FNG!Roach

    He almost hopes no one comes to help him so he can finish off the enemy forces by himself. He's done it before--with much less blood in his body than now.

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    09 Nov 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 18

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    It was Gary's first Christmas with Task Force 141, seeing as he had only joined the team six months earlier. As such, he had no idea what to expect.

    He just hoped it would be a good time to get to know everyone. Everything was perfect and ready. A Christmas tree decorated with tinsel, baubles and twinkling lights, and topped with a shining star, and plenty of alcohol to go around.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    09 Nov 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 40

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    Megatron is a month into the peace treaty and unfortunately found himself rooming with Optimus.

    Feeling as if he's going crazy from charge with barely any time for privacy, he decides to risk it and self-service himself....of course, plans don't always go to plan.
    But perhaps it's not all bad.♡♡♡

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    02 Nov 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 97

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    D16 wants some privacy to try out a toy. Orion pax wont let him have any.

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    02 Nov 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 80

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    To give their political movement and Megatronus’ idea more merit, Orion agrees to sneak into the archives to retrieve a copy of Prima Prime’s law and code. Megatronus refuses to let his archivist put himself in harm’s way without help. Orion only wished Megatronus would stop distracting him.

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    28 Sep 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 51

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    AKA: Gladiator POUNDS Archivist (4k REAL, gone SEXUAL)

    I have no further explanation. Orion and Megatronus get bored and decide to make a sex tape about it.

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    28 Sep 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 22

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    Never let it be said that Orion Pax wasn’t a planner. And this time he’d truly outdone himself. Dee was in for the surprise of a lifetime.

    Or

    Orion throws Dee a mini birthday party

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    28 Sep 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 47

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    “Orion,” Dee breathed, the word brushing over his neck cabling as he leaned down, his hold on the smaller frame tightening. “Tell me… is it only a kiss you wish for?”

    “N-no…” Orion groaned, his limp frame shivering with want.
    “Then tell me, little star…” He purred, leaning into Orion’s audial as he traced the smooth metal with a digit. “What is it that you’d want from me?”

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    27 Sep 2025

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