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    Like a Box of Chocolates by

    Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types  

    20 Jul 2019

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    For a second, Volley is certain she’s misheard him. The first words she’s ever heard out of Optimus Prime’s own mouth can’t possibly be a pick-up line. She’s having a fever dream of some sort, maybe. Probably.

    But then she looks at Megatron, and knows she didn’t mishear at all. He’s speechless and blushing, opening his mouth only to snap it closed, faceplates heating so abruptly that the air around him shimmers. And why wouldn’t he be?

    After all, Optimus Prime just hit on him.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    A Couple Promises by

    Fandoms: Transformers One (2024), Transformers - All Media Types  

    15 Jan 2026

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    What's a miner to do when a restaurant has a couple's deal? Obviously, drag his best friend to enjoy a meal together.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Primes Don't Party(*) by

    Fandoms: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types  

    25 Feb 2021

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    It's been many, many millennia since Orion Pax drunkenly confessed his feelings to a certain gladiator. Now that he's a Prime, Optimus's feelings remain unchanged, but there's certainly no way he can tell Megatron as much... unless...?

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    03 Feb 2026

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    make all my inner thoughts sound like, "ah, ah" by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime  

    27 Dec 2025

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    A clash between Optimus and Megatron takes a heated turn (in more ways than one).

    Or, Optimus instigates an alternate "tactic" that leads him to yearn a bit.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Private “lessons” at Orion's house by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers One (2024)  

    09 Jan 2026

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    Orion and D16 have been in love with each other for years. When D16 has to go to Orion's house to help her with her homework, her stepmother Optimus decides to speed things up a bit...

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    31 Jan 2026