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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    It took about four days before they finally found the globe deep in the garden. The new world was just starting out. No humans yet, life was in the very beginning stages.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are given a chance to be an us.

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    11 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    "Surely you must know why I have...misgivings."

    "Because you love to worry about nothing. Listen, I drank this tea before, right? And-" Crowley gave a lazy wave down his body. "No bad side effects, no harm to my corporation."

    Aziraphale sniffed. "Yes, if you don't count being thrown into an early heat as no bad side effects."

    "I mean I definitely don't. And you're not normally one to complain about my heats, especially not when you have your knot shoved up m-"

    "Yes, alright." Aziraphale interrupted, cheeks pink.

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    Crowley accidentally finds out that drinking tea brewed from his garden's hawthorn berries throws him into a temporary super-heat.

    Obviously, he's eager to explore this new finding with Aziraphale.

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    02 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    Shhh, shhh, listen. Listen. Alright… Listen,” Crowley hears himself babble, his mouth taking over while his mind short circuits in panic.

    Shushing is hardly necessary. Aziraphale is staring up at Crowley with his mouth hanging open, no sound coming out. He's unfairly gorgeous in the golden lamplight, cocooned by ridiculous tartan sheets and far too many throw pillows. All glowing and pink in the face from their earlier exertions leading up to that sad, deflated balloon of a conclusion.

    After an agonising beat, Aziraphale snaps his jaw shut and offers Crowley an impossibly gentle smile. “I'm all ears, my dear,” he murmurs. There’s that blasted gentleness again.

    It's all somehow worse than if he were upset.


    Aziraphale and Crowley's first time in bed together goes about as smoothly as the rest of their relationship.

    (They get there eventually.)

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    30 Mar 2026

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    There is a strong scent of antiseptic in the air, the kind that always haunts hospitals and morgues. Ilya thinks it is fitting. He thinks, perhaps, that some vital organ of his is failing irreparably, and he is only waiting for a doctor to call out his time of death.

    “You have lost your memories.” It’s not a question. Ilya’s burning hand drops from Shane’s cheek.

    “Yeah,” Shane says easily. “Wait, shit, did no one tell you?”

    “Is it temporary.” Ilya’s voice is hoarse, pleading. “This memory loss, is it… tell me that it is temporary.” Please, please, God. I know I promised to give anything up, but-

    Shane looks at Ilya with wide eyes. “They don’t know,” he says gently. He seems to be catching onto Ilya’s distress despite the drugs in his system.

    Ilya feels cold all over. Yes, any moment now, they will cover him with a white sheet and take him away.

    Shane's concussion in S01E05 leaves him missing his memories from the last decade. Ilya is now the only person in the world who knows the truth about him and Shane, and is forced to question whether to burden Shane with their complicated relationship or to walk away.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “So, what? You are going to arrest me? For being too sexy?” he joked, gesturing to the cuffs.

    Shane’s embarrassment rushed back in full force, along with a wave of something much hotter. Why did he assume Ilya might be into this? Why did he assume Ilya even wanted, much less, needed, someone else to take control? “I-ah- don’t know why-” 

    Ilya chuckled. “Fucking relax, Shane. You want me to tie you up and fuck you until you sob, yes? Sounds fun.” 

    Those words, in Ilya’s deep, accented voice, made Shane’s stomach clench. He wondered when, if ever, Ilya’s physical effects on him would wear off. Total immunity was probably a lost cause, but he could live with that. Like always, Ilya talking so explicitly made Shane a little braver. He squared his shoulders, and lifted his gaze. 

    “Actually, I wanted to tie you up.”

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    OR: Shane tries to get Ilya to relax, in an unconventional way.

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    16 Feb 2026