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Watch Duty by ProfessorChambers (merkimer)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
03 Jun 2026
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Chris knew it was audacious as hell of him to speak to a government official that way, but it felt right and Chris was prone to relying on instinct. Besides, Leon had known Claire for ages now, been her lifeline all the times Chris couldn't be. So that gives you the right to hit on him? Chris put one foot behind him and then another, ready to backslide down this little friendship summit, but Leon threw him a rope.
“It’s called ‘pretty privilege’ and I use it daily, Redfield.”
Chris and Leon build a situationship over the years. Will they tend the flames or let it all burn to ashes?
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As Alive as You Need Me to Be by ProfessorChambers (merkimer)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
18 May 2026
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Grace considered if maybe they should’ve just stayed home and waited for Tron: Ares to stream on Disney+ because, as it turned out, she was wildly unprepared for the whole theater experience with Leon. The clarity it brought to their age difference—high definition, 4K laser projected, clear and undeniable—was a hard pill to swallow.
ITEMS ENTERED INTO EVIDENCE:
Exhibit A—Leon wanted to pay for the tickets in cash.
Exhibit B—Leon didn't understand Coca-Cola Freestyle.
Exhibit C—Leon remembered a time before reclining seats.VERDICT: Down bad Zoomer prefers streaming movies at home so she can get her Gen-X boyfriend naked.
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A day in the life of Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt and his British Boy Toys.
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taking the auspices, or: augury in the attic by merkimer for plumvelvet
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV) RPF, British Actor RPF
25 Dec 2022
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While meeting each other's parents, Joey and Henry's relationship reaches new heights. Will these new developments give Joey the insight to make some important decisions about his impending nuptials or was it all for naught?
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- Part 5 of PJLJ
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A Fistful of Joey by merkimer for plumvelvet
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV) RPF, British Actor RPF
09 Jun 2022
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Henry returns from Florida to appreciate Joey's beard.
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Poor Joey, Lucky Joey
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