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The Angels Are Watching. by mayonoise
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
25 Feb 2026
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He better lock it down (cause good ones never wait) by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
11 Jan 2026
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“Well, what did your hot model ex want? Did he call me crazy again?”
“Actually, sort of?” Phil fought with himself and lost, a little giggle escaping him at the sight of Dan’s expression. “He asked if you had proposed to me already. Said, if it was him, he’d have locked me down already.”
Dan stared at him with uncharacteristic silence.
“I know what you’re doing, Lester.”
Phil tries to ragebait Dan into proposing.
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27 Apr 2026
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read between the lines (i will if you will) by Ablissa
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
04 Dec 2017
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Phil ^_^ (5:31 PM)
Dan?danisNOTonfire xD i swear im really not. come check. (5:31 PM)
yeah?Phil ^_^ (5:32 PM)
I think I'm in love with you
I just
I can't wait to meet you
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Skype conversations between Dan and Phil, leading up to their first meeting. 2009!Phan. Prepare for fluff.Series
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31 Dec 2025
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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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18 Aug 2025
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A not so brief history of Frerard, from 2001 to 2024.
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05 Jul 2025
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Frank Iero is tired of trying to live up to everyone's expectations. At the age of 40, he's just about given up, when a dark-haired beauty injects him with new life.
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23 May 2025