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Why u always lyin? by mark_against_stone
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Jul 2022
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Even Eskel was looking remarkably less put together than usual, staring intensely at the bard with his hands pressed together like he was an impossible, irritatingly smug enigma he desperately wanted to understand, and Geralt could almost see the question marks around his head.
He immediately understood the reaction deep in his soul, and dryly wondered why he'd expected anything less.
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This is essentially a Kaer Morons comic, except I can't draw that well so you get a ~storytelling tapestry~ instead -
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Barry's failing a class, and he knows a classmate who should be able to help - but she wants a transfer of skills as payment. That, or his shoes.
(Meanwhile, a flustered Lup isn't sure how she managed to agree to let someone teach her to cook, of all things.)
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Hot 'n' Spicy rivals (no, not like that) by mark_against_stone
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
28 Jul 2022
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A third head pops up in his vision and a ginger human man, who seems more familiar than the others, appears from where he's rifling through Barry's possessions chest.
He's actually very familiar, he realises, and gapes as Magnus 'The Hammer' Burnsides, silver medalist to Neverwinter's Hot N Spicy Challenge three years running, trots over cheerfully (they do that a lot, he's realising. These adventurers seem far too excited about this gerblin cave) to see what's going on.
Barry Bluejeans, gold medalist to Neverwinter's Hot N Spicy Challenge three years running, sees the lightbulb flick on when Magnus recognises him.
More accurately, he sees the fighter's jaw drop.
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Technically canon compliant, but only because Griffin and Travis didn't explicitly say that Barry and Magnus WEREN'T battling it out behind the scenes eating spicy food for the goofs
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I Want To Be Good For You by HellsLittleLiar
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Apr 2021
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Jaskier is on a mission to find some important information from Lord Harnhem's estate and Geralt insists on going with him to protect him. The only problem is that Lord Harnhem doesn't allow witchers on his property without a human master to control them.
Geralt immediately insists on pretending that Jaskier is his master, to make sure the bard is protected. If he likes wearing Jaskier's collar a little too much, well, that's his own business. There's no need to bother Jaskier about it.
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- Part 1 of I Want To Be Good For You
- Part 1 of Witcher Smut
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26 Jun 2026
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Little Science Lapdog by Likelightinglass
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace has some inappropriate thoughts sitting in Eva Stratt's office alone.
When she comes in, he gets to learn some new things about himself and what he likes.
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26 Apr 2026
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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20 Apr 2026
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how dare you come to me now (when I am this) by April_Blooms
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), The Last Unicorn - All Media Types
03 Feb 2025
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He meets Eskel after it all.
He doesn't mean to. He charts no course down from the mountain, follows no path, seeks no signs. His only thought is away, away, away.
Eskel is good, and gentle, and kind. But Jaskier is too old for kindness.
"Why couldn't it have been you I met in Posada all those years ago?" Jaskier asks desperately, "Where were you twenty years ago? Where were you ten? Where were you when I was young and green and full of music? How dare you come to me now, when I am this."
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Can be read as pairings or as gen. Inspired by The Last Unicorn.Bookmarked by mark_against_stone
05 Feb 2025
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Fuckkkkk,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you hurt me so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, incredible job
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You Got Me by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Feb 2015
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The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
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30 Aug 2024