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Creating an eighth-year spell isn't exactly Simon Snow's top priority, but maybe he can kill two birds with one stone: pass his exams, and keep a watchful eye on Baz.
It's not as if his magic ever goes wrong. It's not like this might have consequences...
Written for the Erotic Grope Fest 2023!
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30 Jun 2026
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'I don't know how else to describe her but ethereal.'
Simon develops a crush on a regular customer at the bookstore he's working at.
Things get confusing for him when a new customer comes looking exactly like a masculine version of his crush.
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A Pity She Does Not Exist by Mr_cravat
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
20 Nov 2025
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Simon Snow is wearing a dress. Be still my undead heart. Be still-er.
(Inspired by the song "Andrew in Drag" by The Magnetic Fields)
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In which Baz finds he rather likes having Simon walk in on him 'taking care of himself' and starts redirecting his plotting towards making it happen again.
(Formerly: 5 Times Simon Walked In On Baz Wanking and 1 Time He Told Him To, literally nothing else has changed, this is the exact same fic. It just needed a title that wasn't shite. Also it ended up only vaguely a 5+1 so...)
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scenes for things to regret by nymphs_0f_n0cturnal
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
22 Jun 2026
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My heart is racing. I didn’t know it still beat. I’m not asleep but I can’t open my eyes. Which makes me sad when I remember Snow is here. I don’t realize he’s touching me, mouthing me until he pulls his mouth away and the cold of the room hits me where I was warmed over. It feels too good to move, but I try anyway. My head rolls to the side which makes the room spin when I open my eyes. That feels bad.
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I’m glad the room is dark, and that Snow is tucked safely into his bed, away from me. Because I’m sure I’m flushing beet red, despite my… pale inclinations. I rarely find myself speechless, but I’m at a loss on how to respond. Is he really asking me to do what I think he is?
“Just so I’m sure I understand, the pixie said ‘get fucked’ and now you need somebody to…”
He growls, frustrated that I’m making this difficult for him. But I can’t let myself get this even a little bit wrong.
“‘Get fucked’ means get fucked, Baz. It means I need you to do that to me.”
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After an unfortunate run in with a pixie, Simon finds himself in an extremely intimate and mortifying kind of trouble. Who else could he possibly turn to other than his lifelong enemy/roommate?
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26 Jun 2026
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Life Would Be Better With You by angelsfalling16 for aralias
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
17 May 2020
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Simon and Baz get trapped together in one of the hidden rooms in Watford, which forces them to work through some feelings that they have both been denying for years.
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Simon and Baz are stuck together on house arrest. Neither one can leave. And sure, that's annoying for Simon, but for Baz, who needs blood, this is a recipe for disaster. He's going crazy without a drink. And if Simon doesn't leave that cross necklace on, then Baz might not be able to resist.
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Simon finds out Baz is a vampire and angst ensues.::no actual blood drinking in this fic::
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26 Jun 2026
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When Simon accidentally casts "I'm rubber, you're glue," both he and Baz lose the ability to interact with the world in any kind of effective way. Until they find a reversal, the only option is for the two halves of the spell to cancel out, which only works when they're touching.
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- Part 26 of Musically's COC 2025
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26 Jun 2026
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No Like-y, No Light-y by loveualottie
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 Feb 2026
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Let the Chosen One see the vampire!
Or;
Whilst working on his eighth year project, Simon accidentally casts a spell that makes anyone who fancies him glow.
Coincidentally, Baz is shining brighter than anyone else.
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26 Jun 2026
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"I'm going to end you here in this dark pit of despair where no one can hear you scream."
"Mood: lying."
"That's not AN EMOTION—"
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Gareth has an extremely accurate talking mood ring. Simon chooses violence.
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- Part 26 of Miri's Carry On Countdown 2025
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26 Jun 2026
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When Baz angrily yells at Simon to suck his dick, he does not expect Simon to go down on his knees. And then run away.
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Potato Flights & Friday Film Nights by meerkat05
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
20 May 2026
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"I knew Baz would have a gay disaster of sorts at some point, I just didn’t think he would be this annoying about it." - Dev Grimm
OR: Snowbaz are uni flatmates. They both want each other BAD, but they’re insecure and oblivious.
Also, Simon's a film nerd and cooks a lot, Baz has an unhealthy relationship with school (and feelings), Dev is a menace but I love him, Penny is always perfect, and Pippa is (very briefly) homophobic.
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26 Jun 2026
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Pull Yourself Together by Blackberry_Summer for RimesWithPurple
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
17 Jun 2025
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Simon is working on housekeeping magic for his eighth year spell, and things predictably go awry. He accidentally combines his bed and Baz’s into one, and they can’t ask for an extra bed for Reasons. Alas, no one wants to sleep on the floor, so it seems as though they have no option but to bunk up.
That’s when they discover Simon’s spell doesn't only affect the furniture :P
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26 Jun 2026
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The sirens' song is powerful soul magic. Their lures have drawn hapless sailors to their deaths for millennia with lustful visions of the ones they most desire. Simon thinks he's prepared for what he'll see.
But sometimes magic knows better—knows your deepest truths even better than you.
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A Dryad curses Baz with the Hanahaki Disease. He gets the life-saving surgery to remove the flower, but with it goes all of his feelings for Simon. Both the love and the hate, and everything inbetween.
That should be it, no more fighting and Baz isn't struggling with unrequited love.
It should be over, but now Simon's realized that he's in love with Baz and he's lost his chance. Baz doesn't love him anymore. Baz doesn't... anything him! What is he supposed to do now?
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22 Jun 2026
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Everything's Coming Up Roses by annabellelux
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
18 Nov 2020
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During a fight over Agatha, Simon accidentally curses Baz with a dangerous love disease.
Baz now has three options: find a way to get the object of his affections to return his romantic feelings, undergo a surgery that will take his magic away, or die.
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22 Jun 2026
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After their disastrous trip to America and subsequent trial before the Coven, Baz Pitch is given an ultimatum: live as a mage with parts of you missing, or as one of them - a vampire. Surprising even himself, he makes his choice and doesn't look back, leaving behind the World of Mages to wander overseas. The aftermath is irrevocable, and change is inevitable.
Five years later, Simon Snow is sent to Prague on a mission by the Coven, to investigate reports of a thriving vampire nightclub...
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- Part 1 of Do you find me dreadful?
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22 Jun 2026
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Notting Hill by fiend-for-culture (caspian)
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
15 May 2026
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'Oh, god—I'm so sorry—I'm—' I'm stuttering. I can't help it. You wouldn't be able to either if you had just spilled the entirety of an overpriced coffee on the fittest man in London.
In the world. Potentially. (I haven't checked, but I'd wager at least a tenner on it.)
I'm pressing a disintegrating coffee-soaked tissue against his chest and possibly—definitely—only making things worse.
'Stop,' he says. Baz Pitch says. To me. I'm talking to Baz Pitch. The Baz Pitch.
BAFTA nominated Baz Pitch.
Sexiest man alive Baz Pitch.
My celebrity crush Baz Pitch.
Simon Snow meets his celebrity crush.
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Gates of Ivory and Horn by Aristocratic_Otter for prettylightsbigcity
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
01 Jan 2023
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Simon Snow falls to a Humdrum attack and is locked in a deadly dream. To survive, he has to choose the dream that is true. But Simon's not historically been good at recognising lies...
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Bookmarked by lixdoesntknow
21 Jun 2026